What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

December 14, 2012 / Posted by:

Kristen Stewart wore this to a screening of On the Road in NYC in December and my first reaction is best expressed through Brit Brit’s side-eye/head turn/barf face (which is the same face she makes whenever Daddy Spears has to use store brand cheese instead of Velveeta in his signature grits):

For once, Kristen Stewart has a really good reason for looking like someone just farted in her bong and smoked up her stash right in front of her. That mess on KStew’s body might work as a beach cover-up on Annette  Funicello in the 60s, but it is not working on KStew. I mean, I love see-through, I love neon jizz splatters, I love grandma’s girdle panties and I love primetime hooker shoes from the 80s, but I don’t like them together and I really don’t like them together on KStew. That shit looks like melted dot candy. It’s a Rorschach test made with puffy paint.

Well, but at least Kristen Dunst learned that if she ever wants to look hot, she just has to stand next to KStew wearing this mess.

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