Open Post: Hosted By Jay-Z’s Sister

December 14, 2012 / Posted by:

As far as I know, the last time Jay-Z took the subway, he did it as a publicity stunt and that was over two long months ago. Jay-Z forgot something very important down there: his beloved sister! Jay-Z’s sister has been waiting for him down in the subway and she finally got tired of waiting and came back up to the surface. Luckily for Jay-Z’s sister, local news reporter Checkey Beckford (which is a hot name and sounds like the name of the biggest nerd in a John Hughes movie) was there for her when she got out of the subway. Checkey Beckford will take care of Jay-Z’s sister since he obviously doesn’t care about her and left her in the subway. Jay-Z’s sister should be the famous multi-millionaire who’s married to a Knowles, not him.

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