Hugh Grant Is A Throbbing Asshole, So Says Jon Stewart
During an open talk with Stephen Colbert at the Montclair Film Festival in New Jersey last Friday night, Jon Stewart was asked which past guest of his made him want to rage fist himself while pulling out his pubes one by one at the same time. Jon didn't need to spend more than 3 seconds with that question before he blurted out the name: HUGH GRANT! Hugh Grant ("More like HUGH CUNT" - Jon Stewart) was on The Daily Show three years ago and Jon still hasn't forgotten what a giant popped nipple pimple Hugh Grant was. Third Beat (via E!) says Jon explained Hugh's bitchery like this:
tewart’s least favourite guest of all time is Hugh Grant, “and we’ve had dictators on the show”. Grant spent his time at the studio complaining that he had other places to be. “He’s giving everyone shit the whole time, and he’s a big pain in the ass,” Stewart recalled. Grant also complained to the staff about the clip that was selected of the movie he was promoting, Did You Hear About the Morgans? – a clip that was obviously supplied by the film’s publicist. Stewart recalls Grant angrily asking “What is that clip? It’s a terrible clip.” “Well, then make a better fucking movie,” Stewart said, adding that he would “never” have Grant back.
I've seen Did You Hear About The Morgans? and it gave me cotton mouth of the eyes, so any clip that Jon Stewart showed would've been terrible. A lot of people say that Hugh Grant is about as pleasant as a rim job from a cobra, but I can't fully hate him all the way. Hugh Grant never gives one fuck about anything, said his feelings were "eh" about his newborn baby, regularly tries to knee kick Rupert Murodch in the crotch whenever he can and more importantly, he introduced the world to one of the most exquisite flowers in the mid-90s garden Divine Brown. Hugh Grant is probably a huge dick wrinkle, but he did give us Divine Brown and he's good at playing a twat onscreen too. So we should give him that.
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I don't like HG at all but at least he doesn't act in his interviews as many do. He's very frank, not the typical BS bla bla and in this age of PR people and spin doctors it is very refreshing.
Hugh is an A+++++++ dick, but he can be so clever and witty in interviews. He was so funny on The View several years ago when promoting "About a Boy", and on The Actor's Studio. Both interviews are on YouTube.
John Stewart gives THE WORST interviews. He always has to look like the hero or some shit. I just do not get the worship of him. I find it degrading (for him) that he is so needy of his audiences/groupies approval, praise and clapping. I seriously cannot watch it when my spouse has it on.
Now, Colbert on the other hand, is clever and such a hoot!
Submitted by pixxxie on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 3:56pm.
coming from jon stewart i take it with a grain of salt. mr stewart also has a rep for being a douche.
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I thought he had a rep for being a closet gay.
Hugh Grant has always called himself a horrible cunt, so nothing new here. I kind of love him for it and as others have said, no one can deny his mastery of the chick flick. He's a movie star despite his personality because he's damn good at it.
When did this bitchfest happen again?! Because I can't remember any of this juicy shite. I have an UNHEALTHY LOBE for Colbert. He da real funny man here and he besties with Jon, so team Jon, for now... ;p
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coming from jon stewart i take it with a grain of salt. mr stewart also has a rep for being a douche.
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Aw, C'mon that is just from being a Yid.
I liked Two Week Notice and Four Weddings and a Funeral. That's pretty much it for me. I'm not surprised Grant is a douchebag. The guy is open about being a douche bag. I did think it was funny when Grant made fun of Jon Stewart not even watching the film.
So, basically, a predictably self-important Hugh Grant didn't lick Jon Stewart's ass and so he's worse than a dictator? Yeah, you're head isn't too far up your own narcissistic ass, JS.
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Is Hugh Grant related to Morrissey? And by that, I do not mean that I love HG, but I do love me some Morrissey, and JS and SC...Idc how smug people say Jon is, I like him! Hugh Grant is just meh(kind of like his kid is to him, apparently) to me. I haven't watched any of the movies people have said they looooooooooooooved by HG...I was either too young when they came out for it to peak my interest, or didn't interest me. *shrugs*
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Not surprised that Hugh Grant is an entitled brat. He's a talentless hack.
coming from jon stewart i take it with a grain of salt. mr stewart also has a rep for being a douche.
what's with the that pic? I thought Divine Brown had a third leg, not a third arm?!
“Well, then make a better fucking movie,”
lmao
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Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 2:11pm.
just what i read is not anywhere close to what i think is supposed to happen between professional people who are doing professional work while in a professional work environment surrounded by other professionals.
not that i always live up to my own standards, but yeah Team Daily Show Team. i've never had a job where i've been paid enough to listen to somebody bitch and moan about things over which i have no control.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
hugh is sure ugly in that pic. after reading this i'm glad his career is almost over
There must be more to his story that he's not telling us because based on the example he gave about Hugh Grant it doesn't seem that bad.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:43pm.
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I use to make up all sorts of words to make my brothers and sister laugh. When I was 5-6 (I was the youngest) I loved to climb into the Coupy Dupe Ahh (phonetically ) which was my dad's suitcase, it was one of those 1970 tartan jobs. My brothers and sister use to cart me all over the house in that thing and I loved it! I would stay in that thing forever! To this day if I say the word Coupy Dupe Ahh they start laughing…I guess you had to be there, one of those "sibling things"
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ah you're adorable. ::tweaks Whammy's cheek::
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:54pm.
OMG do you all see that ad for Koala Swim Wear?!?!? WTF! LOL
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0H my! Lol, snowy! I didn't see it 'til you pointed it out. Now I'll never forget it....
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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:49pm.
Regarding the Bieber plot: Would castration even be necessary?
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ROFL!
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:48pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:44pm.
BREAKING: Three accused in plot to castrate and kill Justin Bieber
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LOl, that's a couple days old dude:)
old perhaps, but it's still important to honor the memory and hope for the future, right?
"and we've had dictators."
/on the floor
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
OMG do you all see that ad for Koala Swim Wear?!?!? WTF! LOL
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Love Actually is actually a good movie. A holiday go-to for me :-)
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:42pm
I remember seeing him in an interview and he was talking about lazy he was. He was very frank and said he only does movies to make money and that's it. He said he likes the good life but really didn't like to work. Not the typical BS interview:)
He may be an ass but he is brilliant in chick flicks.
Regarding the Bieber plot: Would castration even be necessary?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:48pm.
I figured after I posted it. Sorry, y'all.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:44pm.
BREAKING: Three accused in plot to castrate and kill Justin Bieber
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LOl, that's a couple days old dude:)
old story
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 12:52pm.
About a Boy was such a good movie. Even after seeing it several times, I'll still watch it.
The acting by all was great.
Re: Hugh. Pretty sure he's been a known grouch/AH all along. Not condoning it but at least he's honest about it.
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Ya that is true Pushy, he's claimed to be a nice guy, quite the opposite actually, he owns his inner bitch I guess
Love, Actually is very cute. I love when the little girl asks him if he's a caroler and he and the driver sing Good King Wenceslas.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:24pm.
saw a commercial the other day for Pillsbury's new kwa-ssants and what's new is the "coco drizzle" - I tell ya, I damn near choked on my tea. I immediately thought of Whamo and M.E.'s snot bubble at work laughing at that shit. ;)
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I use to make up all sorts of words to make my brothers and sister laugh. When I was 5-6 (I was the youngest) I loved to climb into the Coupy Dupe Ahh (phonetically ) which was my dad's suitcase, it was one of those 1970 tartan jobs. My brothers and sister use to cart me all over the house in that thing and I loved it! I would stay in that thing forever! To this day if I say the word Coupy Dupe Ahh they start laughing…I guess you had to be there, one of those "sibling things"
DP. sorry!
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:24pm.
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I saw a commercial the other day for Pillsbury's new kwa-ssants and what's new is the "coco drizzle" - I tell ya, I damn near choked on my tea. I immediately thought of Whamo and M.E.'s snot bubble at work laughing at that shit. ;)
LMAO!
Anyone else notice Divine Brown has three arms in the linked photo?
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:34pm.
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Two Weeks' Notice and Love Actually are my guilty pleasures (among other movies).
I have issues.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 12:52pm.
About a Boy was such a good movie. Even after seeing it several times, I'll still watch it.
The acting by all was great.
Re: Hugh. Pretty sure he's been a known grouch/AH all along. Not condoning it but at least he's honest about it.
He was great in Two Weeks Notice playing opposite Sandra Bullock. Still, I'm not a huge fan of his recent work.
damn. he had to be a supreme asshole for stewart to diss him cause you know stewart interviewed o'reilly- the king of jerkoffs.
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I love that Jon didn't wuss out and say ALL of his guests have been loverly!
More dirt, please!
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Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Stewart may have been goofing. In the context of the interview he mentions starting at the Daily Show and wanting his agent to get him the eff out of there. He said most of the writers were a-holes.
Whatever, Jon Stewart is a mensch who can do no wrong in my book.
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Charles Manson
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:07pm.
Whamo and ME: Off topic- but I was at Whole Foods the other day and saw a bag of popcorn that said it had "chocolate drizzles" on it. I giggled to myself.
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I saw a commercial the other day for Pillsbury's new kwa-ssants and what's new is the "coco drizzle" - I tell ya, I damn near choked on my tea. I immediately thought of Whamo and M.E.'s snot bubble at work laughing at that shit. ;)
He does come across as a wanker, but I don't entirely disagree with him on his child rearing values. By the looks of society today, a few more people could have stood a bit more discipline and manners in their upbringing
Well you have to understand, if you were in that Morgans movie, you'd be in a shitty mood too.
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