GOOPY Eats Most Men Under The Table
I apologize if that headline gave you the image of GOOPY Paltrow tossing Chris Martin's salad under the chef's table at the Michelin-starred, members-only, ultra exclusive Chez de Biteme in the Cuntrose section of London.
Gwyneth Paltrow is still trying to make everyone think that she eats more than a sliver of pink dolphin ovaries and air imported from the top of the Pyrenees every day. During an episode for Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty's new show, Jamie and Jimmy's Food Fight, GOOPY is challenged to a mouth-stuffing contest after she says that she hasn't met a man she can't out-eat (COMING SOON TO BRAVO: Gwyneth Paltrow and John Travolta's Wiener Eating Contest Extravaganza!). Jamie put a bunch of marshmallows on the table and dared her to put marshmallow after marshmallow in her mouth and to say "Chubby Bunny" after each delicious cloud of sugar goes into her mouth. This is what happened:
Never mind that "Chubby Bunny" is totally going to be the name of Jamie Oliver's next kid, this makes me like GOOPY for at least five seconds. Yes, those marshmallows are made of diamond dust and cost $75 each, and yes she spit them out into her minion's palm after the cameras shut off, but this is sort of endearing. I like seeing GOOPY with her mouth stuffed with so many marshmallows that she can barely spit out words. It's a good look on her.
And I believe GOOPY when she says she can out-eat anybody. Any man, woman or child who sits across the table from her immediately loses their appetite.
via Daily Mail
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 3:14pm.
somebody tweeted:
9 y/o girl says that "police with big guns" led her classmates out of the building. Asked them to cover their eyes.
Innocence gone.
Fuckers.
I'm supposed to go to a xmas party after work... I suddenly don't feel very festive :(
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Those poor children are going to have extreme PTSD. The news keeps mentioning the parents of the murdered children. God I cannot imagine what these people are going through.
We have a party to go to tonight, too. Not in a festive mood at all.
What a fucked up world we live in.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 3:35pm.
You want to have a gun law arguement please wait until open post at least.
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What Sans Fards said...
Lock your doors to your car and look over your shoulder...the Boogeyman is everywhere.
Im going off for a bit. Need to process this mess.
Take care all.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Everyone is already fighting about on my facebook page and I just don't understand this knee-jerk reaction, this defensiveness about gun rights is so.... disconnected from the situation.
You want to have a gun law arguement please wait until open post at least.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 3:29pm.
The difference between guns in 1912 and 2012 is about a minute and a half. Semi-automatic weapons go off at the push of a trigger where a 100, even 50 years ago it took minutes to load one single shoot....therefore no mass shootings.
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Still don't get the point. Repeating firearms have been in existence since the Civil War.
Any man or boy worth his salt knew how to operate one.
Everyone go home and hug your kids today. I texted my sis, who's in HS, and told her I loved her.
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This is all so sad. There's something very fucking rotten in our society, and I don't know if banning assault weapons or handguns or whatever is going to do squat to address that sickness. This disgusting piece of subhuman shit probably would've used gasoline or a bomb if he weren't able to get his weapon of choice. I support tougher gun control laws but I don't know if that is going to do squat to prevent these mass attacks. I truly think these people will just find another way.
Just....fuck.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Princesspoppy,
I think we're a bit too sad to get angry at eachother right now, which might make it a better time to discuss this. Next week, on the other hand, might be a whole other story.
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Submitted by princesspoppy on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 3:27pm.
Is it just me or is it totally inappropriate to turn this in to a political gun-rights debate?
It's not just you. Today is not the day.
Lattice,
Your second point is very valid. But couldn't we at least try? And wouldn't it make a big statement about how much we value life? And I say this as a person who has taken a lesson at the range and who also wouldn't be allowed to own a gun if such laws were in place (not psycho, just need a little help to get by).
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The difference between guns in 1912 and 2012 is about a minute and a half. Semi-automatic weapons go off at the push of a trigger where a 100, even 50 years ago it took minutes to load one single shoot....therefore no mass shootings.
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Is it just me or is it totally inappropriate to turn this in to a political gun-rights debate?
Pushybroad, I kind of agree with what you said and with what Whamo said...but still why does one need an ASSALUT GUN for? If you go hunting with that you'll blast your food to bits. Its only to kill another human. Why do they sell those, then? If you say protection...a handgun will do. This is if you are going to LEAVE YOUR HOME AND GO OUT TO FIND A TARGET.
Anyway...there has to be a way to keep the guns out of the crazies hands...fuck the NRA...there has to be testing or something. SOMETHING!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 3:20pm.
Gun laws are by state. I'm sure Connecticut has similar gun laws to Canada.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 3:14pm.
We're all upset about this Whamo. Though I don't agree with you about gun control---in a perfect world I can see your point. Maybe we have more crazy people in USA then Canada. But one thing I know, regardless, if they take away all gun rights--the criminal element and crazy element will ALWAYS get them. Just like anything else that is ilegal. They'll get them somewhere.
I know we don't agree. I do wish they was a Way to filter out the crazies from the general public but that won't happen either.
Glove has a point I sure do agree with:
The dehumanizing of our culture. The lack of
loving and caring for our fellow human is beyond
sorrowful.
Whamo:
I don't find a mass killing with a knife so "laughable".
Beijing: The dreaded attacks on school children returned to haunt China on Thursday after 22 of them were injured besides an 85-year-old woman after a "mentally deranged" man, armed with a knife, went on a slashing spree at a primary school.
Every household in America had multiple guns at one time during our formative days. Where were the mass murders then?
It isn't the gun, it is the shooter.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
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My God, how the hell does this happen? We need security guards at elementary schools now? Makes me so furious someone would kill babies. How the hell can you kill a defenseless little kid? Let alone 18?
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shooter was 24 yr old parent. the 2nd shooter ran to the woods but caught, is in custody.
the principal turned on the PA system during the argument w/ shooter to warn teachers. shooter killed principal, school psychologist & went on rampage in classroom.
burn in hell asshole for this.
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somebody tweeted:
9 y/o girl says that "police with big guns" led her classmates out of the building. Asked them to cover their eyes.
Innocence gone.
Fuckers.
I'm supposed to go to a xmas party after work... I suddenly don't feel very festive :(
Submitted by Lattice Glove on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 3:01pm.
2. Guns have nothing to do with this
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Guns have EVERYTHING to do with this, your gun culture has EVERTHING to do with this. Nobody needs ASSAULT RIFLES, and handguns are for killing people up close.
Why do you think it's so rare we have so few of these kinds of killing in Canada? Why is it you go over an imaginary border and this stops? I'm not saying we don't have shooting as we do but most of the population doesn't have this BS guns are our right mentality.
This idea of "what next Knives, chainsaws, garden implements" is laughable, let's see you try and kill 27 people in under X amount of time with a knife. I mean come ON! When is this insanity going to stop. You can't take the crazys off the street but you can take the guns out of the crazys hands!
I can't imagine. THese are minis... 5 and 6 year olds and staff. I'm crying watching the CNN updates... So so sad. Makes no sense.
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
In response to this shooting, just let your kids do that online schooling, goddamnit. Not only will they not have to worry about some crazy parent or student shooting up their school, but they also won't be bullied.
MJT I agree. I hate when they release the pictures of the culprits. They're always so fucking smug looking and it's sickening.
If you don't want to be bawling at your desk don't look at the pics on CNN. Shit.
What they need to do is stop glorifying these shooters in the press. People who are done with this world and want to live in infamy and know they will - will keep doing this. And it will just keep escalating in shock value. But I know that would NEVER happen.
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As sick as it sounds I am glad the other shooter is alive. Literally any form of torture would be too kind for him.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Kindergarteners??? No wonder I dont watch the news anymore...fuck.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Yes, this is a sick & sad world. We have to protect our children since the sickos are coming out of the woodwork now. I agree with home schooling - extreme but what is a parent to do? If I had the money, I'd move my family to a private island.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
1. There is no time of the year that is easier to lose your child. You are going to remember that time for the rest of your life.
2. Guns have nothing to do with this. If you were successful in outlawing guns and eliminating every single one from the hands of mentally ill people and criminals, then what is next? Knives, chainsaws, garden implements.
3. This shooter's mental state is a reflection of the increasing pressures, devaluation of human life in our society and lack of accountability for criminal behavior.
What kind of monster kills a room full of kindergarteners??? Jesus I'm bawling at work...omg I just can't.
Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 2:54pm.
They're saying the dead shooter was 20.
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What the fuck is going on in this world? What kind of sick motherfucker kills 27 people, 18 children?
This is sickening.....My heart goes out to all those affected. The trauma that will be with those poor children for life.
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 2:50pm.
The NRA and the GOP would never allow it. Fox "News" will have another imbecile on saying the kids would have been safer if the teachers, principle, and students were armed. Because the answer to people getting shot is more guns.
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Just read about the shooting. Jesus Christ. How heartbreaking. Just... God, I just can't believe this.I don't even want to turn on the news. Our useless politicians who refuse to budge even an inch-I mean merely more thorough testing-before letting someone own a gun. Ugh, I can't believe this world. How will those people, those children, those parents recover? I feel selfish for even saying I'm sad because it's nothing compared to what they're going through. sending them prayers, even though believing anything is so hard. But energy exists. Now I'm rambling, sorry.
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I'm not just saying this as a knee-jerk reaction, but I think if I had children these days I would seriously consider home school. This sick shit is just becoming too fucking common.
I have three and I just told their dad I wanna home school
I'm disgusted with this world
the dead shooter was a dad whose kid went to that school. he was out to kill the principal.
the 2nd shooter in custody supposedly his son.
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Here's a better link for coverage (local):
http://www.ctpost.com/
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Now they are saying there is a 2nd gunman in custody?
Supposedly this other guy was hiding in the woods dressed in camo :(
I am crying my eyes out. I can't believe someone would do that to those little babies. Apparently there were two shooters. How can you hurt defenseless, innocent, sweet kids? My heart is hurting over this, and I cannot even imagine what those parents are going through.
The last thing those sweet children saw were those cowards, rest in peace sweet babies, you will not feel any pain anymore.
So sad for those kids and their families :(((
Obama should use his second term to revolutionize gun laws. I mean, what does he have to lose?
I was having a great fucking day, turned on the news... And this.
It's just soul crushing, this is one of the reasons we didn't have kids... Because of how fucking badly the world sucks.
Fuck.
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was probably a custody issue. He killed the principal and the school psychologist too.. They were probably trying to calm him the fuck down.
ah those poor little angels just going about their day until this fucked up monster had other plans.
CT school shooting latest report:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-connecticut-school-shooting-20121...
Merry fucking christmas, indeed. At least the shooter is dead.
Dear God, my heart goes out to all the victims and their families. This just defies explanation.
Some nut stabbed 22 Chinese kids this week.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
CT shooter was killed. the asshole who did: hope your nuts roast in hell for eternity.
my ♥ & prayers to kids & their families.
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so fucking sad, what kind of fucking monster does that... just got off the phone with Lil G... had to hear her voice.... I cannot. fucking. imagine....
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Oh god I hope Dog's okay. I can't wrap my brain around any of this.
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I am bawling my eyes out over the CT shooting. I will never understand what makes a person kill innocent children. My heart is breaking for the parents of those children.
This makes me want to go pick up my kids from school and lock myself in the house with them forever.