GOOPY Eats Most Men Under The Table

December 14, 2012 / Posted by:

I apologize if that headline gave you the image of GOOPY Paltrow tossing Chris Martin’s salad under the chef’s table at the Michelin-starred, members-only, ultra exclusive Chez de Biteme in the Cuntrose section of London.

Gwyneth Paltrow is still trying to make everyone think that she eats more than a sliver of pink dolphin ovaries and air imported from the top of the Pyrenees every day. During an episode for Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty’s new show, Jamie and Jimmy’s Food Fight, GOOPY is challenged to a mouth-stuffing contest after she says that she hasn’t met a man she can’t out-eat (COMING SOON TO BRAVO: Gwyneth Paltrow and John Travolta’s Wiener Eating Contest Extravaganza!). Jamie put a bunch of marshmallows on the table and dared her to put marshmallow after marshmallow in her mouth and to say “Chubby Bunny” after each delicious cloud of sugar goes into her mouth. This is what happened:

Never mind that “Chubby Bunny” is totally going to be the name of Jamie Oliver’s next kid, this makes me like GOOPY for at least five seconds. Yes, those marshmallows are made of diamond dust and cost $75 each, and yes she spit them out into her minion’s palm after the cameras shut off, but this is sort of endearing. I like seeing GOOPY with her mouth stuffed with so many marshmallows that she can barely spit out words. It’s a good look on her.

And I believe GOOPY when she says she can out-eat anybody. Any man, woman or child who sits across the table from her immediately loses their appetite.

via Daily Mail 

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