GOOPY Eats Most Men Under The Table
I apologize if that headline gave you the image of GOOPY Paltrow tossing Chris Martin's salad under the chef's table at the Michelin-starred, members-only, ultra exclusive Chez de Biteme in the Cuntrose section of London.
Gwyneth Paltrow is still trying to make everyone think that she eats more than a sliver of pink dolphin ovaries and air imported from the top of the Pyrenees every day. During an episode for Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty's new show, Jamie and Jimmy's Food Fight, GOOPY is challenged to a mouth-stuffing contest after she says that she hasn't met a man she can't out-eat (COMING SOON TO BRAVO: Gwyneth Paltrow and John Travolta's Wiener Eating Contest Extravaganza!). Jamie put a bunch of marshmallows on the table and dared her to put marshmallow after marshmallow in her mouth and to say "Chubby Bunny" after each delicious cloud of sugar goes into her mouth. This is what happened:
Never mind that "Chubby Bunny" is totally going to be the name of Jamie Oliver's next kid, this makes me like GOOPY for at least five seconds. Yes, those marshmallows are made of diamond dust and cost $75 each, and yes she spit them out into her minion's palm after the cameras shut off, but this is sort of endearing. I like seeing GOOPY with her mouth stuffed with so many marshmallows that she can barely spit out words. It's a good look on her.
And I believe GOOPY when she says she can out-eat anybody. Any man, woman or child who sits across the table from her immediately loses their appetite.
via Daily Mail
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Bambam,
Is that all bammeat is worth? Two slices of stale ass wonder bread???
Both you and Whamo need to do like Janice and find yourselves a nice PSYCHIATRIST. Or better yet, an optometrist!
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Why does Gwyneth Paltrow always try to sound like she is so special ? She has such an irritating way about her. She has great hang over remedies, can outeat any man, and her kids are so continental ( watching French and Spanish TV only ). Piss off !
Extremely thin, nonathletic women I've known who brag they "eat like a horse" and can outeat any man, usually have turned out to have raging, rampant bulimia.
Just sayin'.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 9:29am.
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LOL, I don't think they swallowed those icky marshmallows either. Can you imagine when it came time to spit them out? haha Microbiotic macrobiotic, same diff and it's Gwynnie approved! ;p
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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 8:54am.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 8:07pm.
I'll assume my Gwenny told everyone she's in love with me and wants to have my babies.
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Obviously this happened somewhere in WhamoWorld because Gwynnie loves me and wants to hang around my house wearing nothing but a short flannel nightie, slippers and drawers, eating nachos and makin sammiches for me. She told me that.
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WHAT!! how DARE you! You MUST be confusing her with another (less attractive) Gwynnie. MY Gwenny is naked in my bed right now, I'm making her breakfast because she's recuperating from last night and doesn't have the energy to get out of bed at the moment :) .
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LIAR!!! It's obvious to me YOUR Gwennie (proof right there, she doesn't spell her name like that) is some look a like, poor quality imitation of the real thing. Take off those beer goggles, man.
MY (and the real) GWYNNIE is out walking the puppeh, blessing the world with the sight of her long toned legs and cute little butt. Wait, she's just walked in...What's that, schmoopy? (shut up)....Nicole called?....She says she's game and wants to come over? Great!!
I must go now and prepare for this evening. Nicole Kidman (my other true love) is coming over for dinner, we'll be having a Bammy sammy, a bamwich, two slices of bread and a big ole piece of meat, a melange de twat, two bumps and a pump. What I'm saying is me, Gwynnie and Nicole are gonna DO THE NASTY!
Don't be jellis. ;)
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What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk the streets of Dublin thinking he's Bono.
wasn't she on that micro-biotic diet?? i hope those marshmallows are micro-biotic free trade organic free range chemical free preservative free and non-child slave labour produced.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 8:07pm.
I'll assume my Gwenny told everyone she's in love with me and wants to have my babies.
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Obviously this happened somewhere in WhamoWorld because Gwynnie loves me and wants to hang around my house wearing nothing but a short flannel nightie, slippers and drawers, eating nachos and makin sammiches for me. She told me that.
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WHAT!! how DARE you! You MUST be confusing her with another (less attractive) Gwynnie. MY Gwenny is naked in my bed right now, I'm making her breakfast because she's recuperating from last night and doesn't have the energy to get out of bed at the moment :) .
...the second 'shooter' was not his brother...
...the local news stations reported that the police apprehended another individual in camouflage fatigues after he went running from the school into the woods...the brother was picked up at his office...
...my heart bleeds for all of the victims in this tragedy and I'm not trying to start a potentially inflammatory discussion, but many eyewitnesses at the Aurora shooting also reported 2 separate gunmen...
...if there were multiple shooters involved, then there was some kind of premeditation involved and if that's the case, I hope the mofos are brought to justce...in this life and the next...
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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 8:07pm.
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FLANNEL? Please.No. Where is sucky when you need him? LOL Gwen equally for both, ok? ;P
ETA: The top pic LOOKS A MESS. Thanks MK.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 8:07pm.
I'll assume my Gwenny told everyone she's in love with me and wants to have my babies.
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Obviously this happened somewhere in WhamoWorld because Gwynnie loves me and wants to hang around my house wearing nothing but a short flannel nightie, slippers and drawers, eating nachos and makin sammiches for me. She told me that.
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What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk the streets of Dublin thinking he's Bono.
I can't get the clip to run but I'll assume my Gwenny told everyone she's in love with me and wants to have my babies.
Jumping baby Jesus. Does she speak of anyone other than herself? Ever?
Blah, blah, this is what I eat; blah, blah, this is how much I exercise; blah, blah, these are the luxury items I recommend.
Even when she speaks of her kids, it somehow becomes about her stellar parenting skills. If you knew someone who was this much of a champion at making it all about them, would you not tell them to piss up a rope?
I wish I was half as interesting as this fucking hag thinks she is.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 4:27pm.
Nominate Louise, SDR .. Jack to moderate...
LOL Thanks VOB, but no one wants me in charge of anything. Trust.
The guy in the FB link (I think) is the wrong guy...
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"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Every morning when I see the entire school, I put my arm around them and say good morning. I was out today, but I am going to give them an extra hug on Monday.
Jersey Strong
the other guy was his brother and he's in custody.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Nominate Louise, SDR .. Jack to moderate...
Now is not the time to argue..Our thoughts are to be with the families and the children and family members who will not come home tonight. Whatever grace and kindness you can muster for these families... It's needed. Hug your children today.
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
I live here in Jersey. According to Ch# 7 Eyewitness News the gunman currently lived in Hoboken. The police arrested a family member at his building a few minutes ago.
Jersey Strong
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 4:06pm.
Good! I could care less who they are. I'm glad they're around.
Fuck gun politics. So many innocents killed by a madman. That gun did not fire itself. If you insist on having a discussion, why not make it about the rise of the deranged loners and what we as a society can do to prevent them from going off.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 4:03pm.
It worked! The 'report abuse' button CAN be effective when used en masse.
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The mod(s) also watch over the threads, from what I hear...
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Submitted by Lattice Glove on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 3:43pm.
One more point that I am going to make although it will be unpopular.
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I think the other day you said something like you're actually a fun person and you simply just speak you mind to which someone called you a contrarian, they were bang on. It doesn't matter WHAT the subject is, Someone says Black, you say white, they say high, you say low. We ALL speak our minds and at times butt heads with our fellow Dlisters but you simply live to push people's buttons. You just want to get into people's face and piss them off every fucking chance you get.
Just quit pretending your comments are anything but trying to draw attention to yourself.
It worked! The 'report abuse' button CAN be effective when used en masse.
Submitted by Lattice Glove on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 3:43pm.
You are so disgusting. I can't believe you would equate mass murdering a bunch of strangers to someone deciding whether or not to have a child. Your God will not be pleased by your stance, for you are not following His Word properly. You shame Him, and disgrace Him with your ravings. Go sit in judgement on yourself, ghoul.
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Orgasmo,
Lol @ hate hipsters. *buys contacts*
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Orgasmo,
Lol @ hate hipsters. *buys contacts*
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
...all of the major news sites are reporting a 2nd shooter was involved...Jesus, Mary, and Joseph...
...it's one thing for a single crazy, evil mofo to go off like this, but an accomplice suggests that there was some level of premeditation to this thing...
...Dear God in heaven have mercy on us all...
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https://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/rlanza?fref=ts
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
I know, but I always just assumed those went to MK not a different person.
I believe this is the killer
https://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/RIPRyanLanza
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
This is the guy.
http://m.facebook.com/rlanza?id=24209412&_rdr
Another reason to hate hipsters!
Louise,
Press "report abuse."
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There is a moderator?
Moderator...you are needed here
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Okay Lattice,
NM, you useless piece of trash. God, you are such a blight and a shame, ALL POLITICS ASIDE.
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Submitted by Lattice Glove on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 3:42pm.
One more point that I am going to make although it will be unpopular.
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Just shut the hell up, you must not have a shred of human decency to say something like that. Stop trying to be an ass.
Lattice Glove-
Fuck off you idiot moron.
Not interested in your inane argument.
Really, go the fuck away.
Thanks Hekki, I haven't been on much at all and wasn't sure how Dog fared after Sandy.
[Edited - Too much about me when I should be concerned for others]
Submitted by Lattice Glove on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 3:42pm.
because there are rational differences in points of view -- driven by medical, legal, and/or religious (or lack thereof) theories -- regarding when life begins. obviously life has begun and ended here, you dumb imflammatory useless bitch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGJgyuAu6eo
this is not the mother fucking day bitch. not today.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Lattice Glove on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 3:43pm.
One more point that I am going to make although it will be unpopular.
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Shut up. Just shut up today at least.
Spoiled, I think Dog is closer to the coast than Newtown. Or, closer to 95 than 84. I'm from Fairfield county!
I'm hugging my babies -- who had a half day today.
This seems like something that usually happens in the suburbs and exurbs. Of course I worry about them falling on subway tracks and being mugged.
Submitted by Lattice Glove on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 3:43pm.
One more point that I am going to make although it will be unpopular.
How many of you women crying and bawling and carrying on, have the same emotion and outrage and frustration and grief when abortions are being performed?
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God, shut up you fucking crazy bitch.
Submitted by Lattice Glove on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 3:42pm.
One more point that I am going to make although it will be unpopular.
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Please stop. Just stop.
The botttom line is there will always be crazy people and it's easier to get guns off the street than it is crazy people. What possible need is there for assault rifles?
Glades it may be easy to kill little kids with a knife but you try killing the same amount of grown adults up close that are fighting for their live and I guarantee you that body count goes down dramatically. A 140lb guy can line up 4 six foot 250 lbs men and take then down in seconds, if those same guys knew you were coming for their life you probably couldn't kill one.
The bottom line is this is never going to stop unless you do something is done about the availability and easy access to guns, you can debate it until the cows come home but as long as you have a shitpot of guns laying around this will happen again and again.
Lattice Glove you disgust me, stop trying to make this about yourself, Angela
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Now they are saying he killed his mother in before going to the school.
M.E., is it possible for you to not go? I would hope that your bosses would understand if you told them why.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 3:14pm.
somebody tweeted:
9 y/o girl says that "police with big guns" led her classmates out of the building. Asked them to cover their eyes.
Innocence gone.
Fuckers.
I'm supposed to go to a xmas party after work... I suddenly don't feel very festive :(
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Same here.
My company party is tonight and I'm wanting to rather go home and hug my kids since I'm not going to see them for 2 days and this news has me rather wanting to be with them instead.
Princess,
true. I think people also find comfort in this because it's something to focus on. I mean, how do we begin to discuss something so inexplicable?
ME,
I think every post will end up being OP today.
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soul rendering. absolutely soul rendering
just saw on nbc same thing happened in china today -- crazy dad walked into elementary and started stabbing staff and kids
a lot more money and effort must to be spent for mental health evaluations and services in family courts and school districts. no doubt there were signs of mental illness n breakdowns leading up to this
the news is the news, it is what is, not sure what difference it makes if perp photos are shown as part of the news.
things like this played a large role in leading me to give up on believing in god and humanity as whole a year or so ago
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12