Monday, December 17th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 14th!

Forget it Jesse James, this won't win Sandra back! - snowpiece

Runners-up:

Ever since being hit on the head with a 2x4, Steve Grabowski of Teaneck, NJ believes himself to be Jay Z. Here he is with "Beyonce" and "Blue Ivy". - turnelbup

The year - 2020. Lamar has since moved on, but Khloe and their children still continue with the annual Kardashian Christmas photo. - que cochina

This is what happens when you mix delusion, desperation, yarn and Etsy. - misslainey

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Submitted by Bunnygal on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 2:07pm.

Of course the first thing I noticed about this post was how beautiful the dog is.

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Submitted by dfanintheD on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 1:07pm.

I LOL'ed at these - especially the winner!

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Submitted by Jintess on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 11:18am.

So Much Awesome
Yay Snowy!
Excellent turnelbup!
Hahaha que cochina (though Khloe is the only one I can stand, personally)
Thumbs up misslainey!!

Great job you guys

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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 11:02am.

Congrats, snowy! Also, turnelbup, que cochina, and misslainey! All great ones!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 10:35am.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH All hilarious. Snowy <3

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 10:26am.

awww thanks MK ♥ and all♥

the runners up made me LLOLOOOLOLOLOOL

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

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Submitted by turnelbup on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 10:26am.

Love! Congrats all! Yeah, that guy's moustache just screamed "Jersey" to me somehow...

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Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 10:25am.

Ahahaha congrats winners!!! SNOOOOOOOOOWWWWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY♥♥

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 10:18am.

haha @ the Teaneck NJ caption.....that's near where I grew up! LOL.

congrats silly sluts.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

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Submitted by Vern on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 10:02am.

Guntflaps Hookers!!!!!!!

YAY Snooooooooowphat!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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Submitted by guest on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 10:00am.

Snowy....BWHA!! Congrats everyone!

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Submitted by OurMissC on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 10:00am.

Yay snowy! Great RU's too. Congrats!

"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 9:50am.

LOL @ wieners.

Submitted by joanieindixie on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 9:27am.

Beyonce's surrogate poses with Ivy II, and her dog.

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Submitted by daisy100 on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 9:25am.

I told you that was a winner Snowho!!!!!!! Yay! Congrats all

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Submitted by Johnny Boy on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 3:45am.

Cleavus finally finds the courage to send out his family Christmas card after hearing a gay marriage opponent on Fox News say, 'What's next, a man marrying his dog?'

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Submitted by Spacepussy on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 9:47pm.

Blue Ivy refused to wear Auntie Donatella's matching Christmas sweater set for the family holiday portrait and went with a smart Stella McCartney frock instead.

Submitted by wisconsinjon on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 9:15pm.

Mommy's all right! Daddy's all right! The dog is a little weird!! Surrender!!!

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Submitted by dfanintheD on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 7:40pm.

For his Christmas special, Randy Quaid tried to enlist Emanuel Lewis and Jessica Alba's pug - but he had to settle for his second choices.

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Submitted by Master Baiter on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 4:43pm.

In response to some recent negative publicity, the NRA sent out a Christmas card to remind the public that its members are perfectly normal law-abiding families.

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Submitted by skabazzle on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 4:28pm.

Honey Boo Boo's Uncle Poodle sends out a lovely modern recreation of the Nativity Scene in his Christmas cards every year.

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Submitted by Ashton Cruz on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 4:12pm.

Wow I had no idea Patty Labelle's parents where white.

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Submitted by oh dave on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 2:32pm.

Obama's new model family for America was controversial enough but then they named the wife Seamus.

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Submitted by LolaLagrima on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 2:29pm.

This is NOT what Blue Ivy had in mind when she requested a new nanny...

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Submitted by AMF on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 11:49am.

The last picture taken before B-Dog ate his little sister and died from a perforated stomach.

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Submitted by frenchflies on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 10:39am.

Now with a functional foster family, Blue Ivy finally has a shot at a normal life.

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Submitted by OurMissC on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 10:38am.

She's now famous for her side eye, but living with her original family gave Zahara cross eye.

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Submitted by where_da_booze_at on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 9:35am.

Jesse James finally gets to visit Louis, and brings his new bitch along too

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 9:34am.

Zahara is cool with the fat English bitch on the right but creepy grand-daddy Jon Voight better keep his hands where she can see them.

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Do you still throw spears at each other?
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(To Australian Aborigines, during a visit to Australia, 2002.)

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Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 9:10am.

This is what happens when you mix delusion, desperation, yarn and Etsy.

Submitted by CC81 on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 1:11pm.

The babydoll is the only inoffensive thing happening in this photo

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 7:53am.

So the farmer walks into the bedroom with the dog under his arm and looks at his wife and says "This is the pig I've been fucking" and the wife says "That's not a pig you fucking idiot! its a dog"
And then farmer says "I'm talking to the fucking dog"

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Submitted by Emeriesan on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 5:42am.

Sugar Bear donned his best sweater, Mama June put a lil' paint on this ole barn and off they went to collect their Blue Ivy doll prize.

Submitted by JennyKlem on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 2:29am.

Jesse James' Christmas card to Sandra Bullock to let her know he misses Louis and his "Bulldog"

Submitted by 7vans on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:36pm.

Khloe Kuntrashian finally gets a Christmas card from her other family (left to right) her baby half sister, older brother, and her biological father! Merry X-mas, bitch!

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:36pm.

Well so far so good. Who's the new "Blair Warner"?

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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:24pm.

Diabetus

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Submitted by Danasaurus Sex on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:12pm.

It was unorthodox at best, but Blue Ivy knew her new adoptive parents were definitely a step up from what she had.

Submitted by sweettropicaldream on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 10:46pm.

What Kris Humphrie's life could have been...

Submitted by sweettropicaldream on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 10:29pm.

What Kris Humphries life could have been...

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Submitted by rosehips69 on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 10:17pm.

"Blended family: you're doing it RIGHT."

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Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 10:12pm.

Sucky?!?

;)

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Submitted by GrecoSuave on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 9:26pm.

The new Christian anti same-sex marriage poster: gay man and gay dog husband pose with gay black doll son.

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Submitted by JTROS on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 9:23pm.

Flash forward to the year 2030...
Honey Boo Boo, Jimmy Ray and Baby Voodoo Chile Wish You a Very Sketti Christmas!

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Submitted by atlantapug on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 8:31pm.

Dissing Your Dog sinks to new lows with the "bad Christmas sweater" punishment.

**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**

Submitted by RayMack on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 8:27pm.

Moments before the Hate Crime...

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Submitted by skabazzle on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 8:26pm.

Wishing you the warmest season's greetings! From Bobby, Bully, and Baby.

Submitted by Regwdepuy on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 8:14pm.

If we allow a man to marry another man, whose to say an ex-wrestler couldn't wear Christmas sweaters with his bulldog husband and adopt a black baby doll?

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Submitted by Learned One on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 8:14pm.

Having run out of ideas on the Sister Wives set, the producers finally hit ratings gold when they convince Kody to succumb to the charms of beastiality.

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