Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

December 14, 2012 / Posted by:

This Television Personality likes to provide details of her pregnancy and birth so that she can seem like a good mom.

Only it’s all a lie. The Liar publicly claims to have carried her children and to have given birth to them herself. The truth is that she used her money to hire a surrogate (for more than one child) so she wouldn’t “ruin her body” and she could have babies “whenever she wanted.” Yes, she is that rich and that superficial. No medical issues. Just vanity.

Well, someone on her television show has called her on her lie. The price for spilling the beans? A lawsuit. This woman is rich and vengeful and she won’t hesitate to use her money to squelch the truth so that she can maintain her image… and hurt The Spiller.

The only problem is that in filing a suit… she has to reveal her secret. Then the world will know. And her kid/s will know.

That’s the second secret. Her children don’t know that they are the product of surrogacy! That’s because The Liar shows them photos of her with a pillow under her shirt and tells them that the photo was taken when Mommy was pregnant with them. Did she really think she could get away with that one forever?

There’s also a third secret The Liar has been keeping. It’s about who she has been sleeping with for the couple of years. It’s not her husband. It’s someone who is well-known to people in her area. And he would not appreciate being outed as the third party in her marriage.

So, The Liar would be well-advised to back off at this point. The Spiller – and others – do not respond well to threats. And they have lots more to spill. (Blind Gossip)

On the last episode of The Real Plasticwives of Beverly Hills, Brandi Glanville told Kim Richards and the other vapid hags something about Adrienne Maloof that was so SCANDALOUS!!! that Bravo bleeped it out. Kim Richards later tells Adrienne at a party about what Brandi said and Bravo bleeped it out and Adrienne threatened to sue Brandi for slander. Wetpaint claimed a couple of days ago that Brandi’s big secret about Adrienne was that she used a leased baby oven to have her chirruns and told everyone she carried them herself and had c-sections. Adrienne is throwing a lawsuit at Brandi to shut her up and apparently threatened Bravo with one as well.

So this blind item is obviously about Adrienne and Brandi. Who knew that Adrienne taught Beyonce everything she knows? But whatever, I’m still sticking with my theory that Brandi told everyone that Adrienne is actually Jackalman in drag and has come to Earth after being chased out of Thundera by his rivals the Thundercats. My guess makes the most sense.

You’re hearing it here first: This young celebrity couple has broken up!

He swore up and down that he wasn’t going to embarrass her again by getting caught with another girl. That promise didn’t last long. Maybe a couple of weeks. He was behaving badly last week, and he got caught. He deserved to get caught, too. Did he really think her cousin wouldn’t rat him out? Of course she did! That’s what cousins do.

When his girlfriend found out, she immediately told him “It’s over!” Then she went out and got rowdy with her girlfriends (who always knew he was trouble). Yes, that performance is about him.

Will they stay broken up this time? We don’t know. She forgave him last time for embarrassing her. And they got a ton of press for the courtship and the dating and the break up and the reconciliation. Why not do it again? Plus, she really, really loves the attention she gets from the paparazzi for being his girlfriend. And the magazine covers. And the endorsements. And the bigger fan base. Yes, putting up with him has a lot of perks. (Blind Gossip)

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez? I feel like that blind item was written on pink lined paper and passed to me in 7th grade homeroom. These children.

This attractive, under-40 actress is the star of primetime television show. She has good comedic chops and is bound to have a long career.

She is also bound to be bound tonight. You see, our girl likes to be tied up. She may be assertive and outspoken in real life but she prefers to be completely dominated in the bedroom. Nothing sadistic. Just fun. (Blind Gossip)

Zooey Deschanel, you kinky pixie, you!

This B+ all movie actress who sometimes flirts with A list said she always thought her ex-husband was gay because he always wanted the lights off and only ever had sex if he could have her butt. Yep. They did manage to make child(ren) so guess it was not everytime. (CDAN)

If that read “if he could have somebody else’s butt,” I would firmly guess Katie Holmes and Tommy Girl?

This foreign born actress and singer who is starting to make a name for herself has been sharing a hotel room for the past two weeks with this former A list celebrity who is now more famous for his offspring. (CDAN)

Susan Boyle and Bruce Jenner!

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