Well, This Looks Komfortable

December 13, 2012 / Posted by:

It’s a good thing that Pimp Mama Kris removed all of Kim Kardashian’s internal organs and gave them to Lucifer as a sacrifice years ago, because that’s the only way she was able to squeeze into this size 0 leather skirt and toddler shirt. Looks like ten pounds of skank in a five pound leather sack that was sloppily packed by Kanye. Bitch is serving up several servings of soufflĂ©.

Kim must think breathing is overrated or she learned how to breathe out of her asshole, which is entirely possible. And will somebody tell Kourtney Kardashian that this isn’t Designing Women and she ain’t Suzanne Sugarbaker, so she needs to take that outfit off. Bitch already looks like a fool, but wearing Suzanne Sugarbaker’s favorite church suit is making her look like an even bigger fool.

I swear, these two need to stop trying to make the fupa curtain happen. And Kim needs to leave the leather skirt-wearing to Kanye.

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