Lindsay Lohan Unfollows Max George On Twitter After He Calls Her A Groupie
The well drink version of Taylor Swift and Harry Styles, Lindsay Lohan and Max George, is probably over now and the only thing Max has to remember LiLo by is the fake tan skid marks and vomit crust she left on his pillow in The Wanted's tour bus. LiLo lubed up her head and shoved it up Max George's ass to follow him all over the East Coast for about a week, but the days of her smuggling into his hotel room by hiding under the room service cart are long gone. Ace Showbiz points out that LiLo unfollowed Max George on Twitter after he pretty much called her a joke to reporters.
At Capital FM's Jingle Ball in London five nights ago, ITN asked Max George if he's licking LiLo's butt full-time and he laughed before saying, "No, what's the right word for her? A yeah, a groupie! She is probably hiding in our suitcase right now!" This gave LiLo the sads and she crawled out of their suitcase and immediately unfollowed Max on Twitter.
LiLo already proved to us a million times over that there's a basement under the bottom of the barrel, because she keeps falling lower and lower. But The Wanted laughing at her ass has to be rock bottom. THE WANTED! This is like when the nastiest, grossest skank in junior high school (Note: This nasty, gross skank used to entertain people in English class by eating her boogers. SUCIO piece of skank trash!) asked me to a dance in front of everyone and then said, "Yeah right, like I'd want to go anywhere with a fag like you!" while everyone laughed. This is worse than that. But I'm sure White Oprah will spin this and say that LiLo really dumped The Wanted, because they ran out of coke. So take that, The Wanted.
In other LiLo news, TMZ says that A&E is close to greenlighting a Storage Wars spin-off called Storage Whores, because Lindsay Lohan hasn't paid her storage unit bill for months and everything inside is about to be auctioned off. LiLo owes the storage company around $16,000 and she doesn't have the cash to pay for it since she's broke. She's asked her friends and family for the money, but nobody has given it to her. If she doesn't pay the bill soon, everything in her storage until will be sold to the highest bidder. TMZ says that LiLo's got a bunch of clothes and family heirlooms in there.
So basically, that storage unit is filled with coke-stained leggings, Michael Lohan's mesh shirts, Ali Lohan's youth, White Oprah's sense of reason, LiLo's career, a black kid and empty bottles of Adequite vodka.
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I'm genuinely surprised that she considered herself anything but.
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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.
The "she parties as hard as we do" comment should have tipped her off they were playing Her Slagmess for publicity. Sinking low fast!
A good standard to measure Lindsay's fuck worthiness is asking yourself would John Mayer hit it?
Decide for yourself if it's either a plus or minus.
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What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk the streets of Dublin thinking he's Bono.
Please, Linds is not a victim! If she were young and dumb and got passed around by a bunch of guys who dogged her afterward, it would be sad. This bitch is 26 and knows the ho game front to back. Yes he is a dick for doing that, but she is a dumbass to bet he wouldn't.
Submitted by cripbabe on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:01pm.
awesome link
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:20pm.
:-( These remind me of the guy in high school who found out I had a crush on him and he and his friends took turns shoving me into the lockers between classes (into the doors, not actually inside the lockers, not that it's that much better) and laughing hysterically.
Recently I saw a picture of him and his wife on Facebook. She looks like a man, so I can see why he wasn't interested in me.
Weezy hahhaaha SHE LOOK ALIKE AMAN!! Success truly IS the sweetest revenge. ;)
of course, LiLo should know by know that unless you're a high-class 'ho, a.k.a. a stupormodel, no high-profile, hot mess is going to win over some faux-rocker and basically, this Max George twat was using her. fuck him, but hey free drugs and pussy are hard to turn down at that age and a party girl is a party girl to idiots like him.
I would like to feel sorry for her, but she just doesn't seem to have a clue about ANYTHING and so she just keeps spinning like these hamsters:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VuMdLm0ccU
at least one got the fuck off to grab a snack...
Didn't he brush her off at the nightclub where she punched the "psychic"? He wanted nothing to do with her then.
When their manager saw how much free publicity they were getting they encouraged her to hang out with them.
I doubt anyone fucked her...they probably don't want their junk to rot off...
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Submitted by snowpiece :
Remember Paris' storage locker was filled with valtrex LOL or something like that...
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Also a bottle of meds that you take after an abortion. She signed for meds for either that, or Valtrex as "Pamber". She almost wrote her real name. Dumbass.
Submitted by Furry-Hunk-Of-M... on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 2:46pm.
Girl can't catch a break from the train of shit ...Charlie Sheen, Million Dollar Decorators, Everyone Who Watched Liz & Dick, her Dad, and now we know that Max George is a douche bag...
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She doesn't deserve a break from the train of shit as she built the train herself. Classless hobags attract classless wannabe boy band shitheads.
Le sigh. Once again, I renew my motion for torture of a medieval sort for this lying, thieving strumpet. Iron maiden and stocks have been mentioned. How about the pear of torture or the brazen bull?
http://www.medievality.com/torture.html
You know you've been used when he's bad mouthing you before the cum stops running down your thighs...
Submitted by louise_brooks: "...Recently I saw a picture of him and his wife on Facebook. She looks like a man, so I can see why he wasn't interested in me."
Okay, this made me LOL, too.
The well drink version of Taylor Swift and Harry Styles, Lindsay Lohan and Max George
oh how life is
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Hahahaha!! that's hilarious. a little sad because clearly she's gonna end up dead. but funny.
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:02pm.
Nothing pisses me off more than the "look at that dumb whore I fucked!" guys.
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Yes.
I won't blame the victim of such assholes, even when it's Lohan.
I am actually starting to feel sorry for her. She used to be so pretty and now she looks like she's pushing 50. Her acting used to be OK and now she's a joke. And her parents are leeches. They never even mention their other, non-meal ticket children.
Yes, she's and adult but with the toxic shit she has for parents can you totally blame her for being fucked up? It's sad.
Snowy- I think it's Taylor Swift's One Direction guy that's gay? But I really don't know. These people all sort of meld into one for me.
wait, i thought we all thought he was gay? who knows if he went anywhere near her diseased vag hole!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
WE all knew this would happen. The thing is with this demented ho bag is she never thinks long term it's all about instant gratification. So what now? No work and nothing to do except club hopping to make herself feel better. She has no money to go Christmas shopping so WO will probably not even want to see her..
Submitted by ewesocrazy on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Thu, 12/13/2012 -
3:09pm.
I don't understand how storage units work. Why
don't people empty them before they're sold?
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When you don't pay your bill, they put a hefty lock on the door so you can't open it.
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And that explains why they have no idea what's inside on "Storage Wars." That's kind of sad.
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:06pm.
Aw MK, I'd knock that girl's boogers (further) down her throat for you, but you showed her ass up. Reminds me of when I was in Jr. High and all gangly, and the boys would go HAHAHA YOU LIKE SWEETAS!! EWWWW, NO WAY, SICK!! How do you like me now bitches!
:-( These remind me of the guy in high school who found out I had a crush on him and he and his friends took turns shoving me into the lockers between classes (into the doors, not actually inside the lockers, not that it's that much better) and laughing hysterically.
Recently I saw a picture of him and his wife on Facebook. She looks like a man, so I can see why he wasn't interested in me.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Thu, 12/13/2012 -
3:09pm.
I don't understand how storage units work. Why
don't people empty them before they're sold?
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When you don't pay your bill, they put a hefty lock on the door so you can't open it.
Wow, when THIS band heckels you...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Well, he's a piece of shit.
That's like an incredibly degrading thing to say about someone after you sleep with them.
** http://feministguidetohollywood.blogspot.com **
They're all gross.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:07pm.
Agreed. You also have to consider how much image matters to some people. There are a good number of men who will choose a woman they're supposed to be attracted to over what they desire, and some so much so that they degrade the object when she takes it public. there are women who do this also, but we're encouraged to be "nice" and our focus is not so much on conquering, generally speaking.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Lohan probably only finds validation through men. She's certainly not getting it through family or work.
It's going to get ever harder in ten years when she looks like she's in her 60s.
CLASSIC CASE OF FUCK EM AND CHUCKE EM!
*laughs harder*
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:02pm.
They're being image conscious bullies is all. Ball- less pansies who can't stand by their choices.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
I don't understand how storage units work. Why don't people empty them before they're sold? I don't get how people lose Picasso paintings on "Storage Wars."
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:02pm.
Doll, it's like this. The dudes are afraid of sex. They want it, but they fear the loss of control that comes with it, so to feel safe, they put down the person they did it with. They objectify and dehumanize that person, reduce that person to trash, so that person can't possibly be a threat to them. In fact they've got an incredibly weak sense of self, and it's only made worse by emotional immaturity and constant competition for dominance from other dudes.
And because everything's a competition with them, he who dehumanizes the most objects wins.
Some dudes grow out of this, but many don't.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:03pm.
LMAO @ "family heirlooms"! MK, this whole post is a jewel!
The storage room is probably filled with thousands of moth-eaten and pipe spark burn hole filled unsold leggings.
/helped out
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Aw MK, I'd knock that girl's boogers (further) down her throat for you, but you showed her ass up. Reminds me of when I was in Jr. High and all gangly, and the boys would go HAHAHA YOU LIKE SWEETAS!! EWWWW, NO WAY, SICK!! How do you like me now bitches!
OT HahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaHahahahhaaaaaa
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 2:59pm.
OFF TOPIC:
Mila Kunis is looking like SHIT ON A STICK lately...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2247570/Mila-Kunis-Ashton-K...
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I'm actually kind of happy she's ok with looking normal. Finally. Demi is probably scratching her head.
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Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 2:59pm
that's what happens when one dates shit on a stick. the shit spreads.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
LMAO @ "family heirlooms"! MK, this whole post is a jewel!
The storage room is probably filled with thousands of moth-eaten unsold leggings.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Migrainey.
Nothing pisses me off more than the "look at that dumb whore I fucked!" guys. I will never understand it. I've had a couple guy friends that I tried to get to explain it to me, because they both did the same thing to young girls. Nada. Seems self-insulting.
"This world is a whore."
A known thief bragging about stealing his sweatshirt. She is sooooo smart.
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Standing on the sidelines, waving and grinning
You fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 2:56pm.
LMAO at Jacko and Migraiknees
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YAAAASSSSS, our unholily combined forces will devastate this thread.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
OFF TOPIC:
Mila Kunis is looking like SHIT ON A STICK lately...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2247570/Mila-Kunis-Ashton-K...
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 2:46pm.
Agreed. He's picking on an easy target. If he's so damn hot, why isn't he fucking on models instead? He's also quite likely to become a groupie for a boy band in a couple of years. Just wait till the next NKOTBSB tour.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
When will all the piss bucket fish learn?!?!?!!??!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
SamRo should lock her doors and windows,,,,
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
This is what happens when you use up other people's drugs Lohan.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
LMAO at Jacko and Migraiknees
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Poor Fire Crotch! All she wanted was a little bit of peen before she gets locked up and can only have poon
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I wish I had multiple Alts, that way I won't be so lonely when I'm talking to myself
Submitted by Doll-Parts: "I think I smoked too much of the good shit for breakfast:
This makes me sad for her. As intolerable as she is, him saying that about her makes me sad. So humiliating. Her flaunting his stolen sweatshirt and trying to be coy....."
Yeah, I had a moment there, too. This is yet another case of everyone involved being assholes.
MPC = Mrs. Patrick Campbell?
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Migrainey - if you're gonna talk to me you're gonna have to dumb that shit down a bit. Use more 3-5 letter words... choppy sentences... shit like that. I'M KIDDING, MY GOOGLE-FU IS SECOND TO NONE!! I will woo you, this I swear. I MUST SEE YOUR TITS MIGRAINEY!!! PEEL OFF THOSE 6 LAYERS OF CLOTHES, PUT THAT VACUUM AWAY AND LET ME LOVE YOUUUUUUU!!!!
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