Lindsay Lohan Unfollows Max George On Twitter After He Calls Her A Groupie

December 13, 2012 / Posted by:

The well drink version of Taylor Swift and Harry Styles, Lindsay Lohan and Max George, is probably over now and the only thing Max has to remember LiLo by is the fake tan skid marks and vomit crust she left on his pillow in The Wanted’s tour bus. LiLo lubed up her head and shoved it up Max George’s ass to follow him all over the East Coast for about a week, but the days of her smuggling into his hotel room by hiding under the room service cart are long gone. Ace Showbiz points out that LiLo unfollowed Max George on Twitter after he pretty much called her a joke to reporters.

At Capital FM’s Jingle Ball in London five nights ago, ITN asked Max George if he’s licking LiLo’s butt full-time and he laughed before saying, “No, what’s the right word for her? A yeah, a groupie! She is probably hiding in our suitcase right now!” This gave LiLo the sads and she crawled out of their suitcase and immediately unfollowed Max on Twitter.

LiLo already proved to us a million times over that there’s a basement under the bottom of the barrel, because she keeps falling lower and lower. But The Wanted laughing at her ass has to be rock bottom. THE WANTED! This is like when the nastiest, grossest skank in junior high school (Note: This nasty, gross skank used to entertain people in English class by eating her boogers. SUCIO piece of skank trash!) asked me to a dance in front of everyone and then said, “Yeah right, like I’d want to go anywhere with a fag like you!” while everyone laughed. This is worse than that. But I’m sure White Oprah will spin this and say that LiLo really dumped The Wanted, because they ran out of coke. So take that, The Wanted.

In other LiLo news, TMZ says that A&E is close to greenlighting a Storage Wars spin-off called Storage Whores, because Lindsay Lohan hasn’t paid her storage unit bill for months and everything inside is about to be auctioned off. LiLo owes the storage company around $16,000 and she doesn’t have the cash to pay for it since she’s broke. She’s asked her friends and family for the money, but nobody has given it to her. If she doesn’t pay the bill soon, everything in her storage until will be sold to the highest bidder. TMZ says that LiLo’s got a bunch of clothes and family heirlooms in there.

So basically, that storage unit is filled with coke-stained leggings, Michael Lohan’s mesh shirts, Ali Lohan’s youth, White Oprah’s sense of reason, LiLo’s career, a black kid and empty bottles of Adequite vodka.

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