Thursday, December 13th 2012

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Writing a bunch of posts about Hugh Hefner's leased bride made me remember the Krystal Harris everyone should really be talking and posting about. Krystal's one hit Supergirl was on The Princess Diaries (I see you in the video, Anne Hathaway) soundtrack and she probably figured that she'd never be able to top a musical masterpiece like that, because she disappeared a couple of years later. Every day, we should take a moment and think to ourselves, "Whatever happened to the musical genius Krystal Harris?" (Possible answer: That jealous bitch Pink kidnapped her and dropped her on a deserted island.)

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Submitted by cathr13 on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 5:29pm.

@lazydaze The Backstreet Boys signed her to their label or something like that. She opened for them on their Black and Blue tour... When I was 11, I considered this good music. Haha!!

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 2:50pm.

Bad choice. I still say the brave unicorn that is Allan Fonseca should have been hot slut. I do not accept this trash as your choice for hot slut.

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Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 2:46pm.

Wait, on second though are we all 100% sure this isn't just Jessie J without her Louis Brooks wig?

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Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 2:32pm.

wow that was awful, I don't think I ever heard it before but I could imagine it on a Now That's What I Call Shit album between a Stacey Orrico song and something by Willa Ford or Monica hahaha

Isn't it funny how out of all those endless sound-a-like girls Robyn is the only one who went on to actually make awesome music?

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Submitted by seejaneclick on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 1:26pm.

"Who dis girl, Harpo?"

She da one who just made Suzie Orman start writing bad checks. She's a lesbian wetdream.

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Submitted by Lily85 on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:41pm.

OMG I loved this song! She used to be an opening act to BSB and I actually got to see her opening for them when they came to Brazil.

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Submitted by celialove on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 11:37am.

This is very complimentary with my hangover.

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 11:17am.

Ew, and Gross.

All the piano- pounding, flailing (well it ain't dancing), scowling, and "wait just a minute" finger- waving (lol vsminimoose) will not change the fact that you have a pathetic baby voice.

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Submitted by Tonya_Harding on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 10:46am.

When i worked at Deb shop this song was on a loop cd we had to play and it would play every 2 hours. Fun times

Submitted by lazydaze on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 10:35am.

Did anyone else notice Kevin and Howie from BSB? Or am I imagining things?

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 10:34am.

She's cute. A little Tara Reid and (sweetas don't kill me, but) a little Charlize.

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 10:31am.

Never heard of this girl. Very Kmart low rent version of my goddess of music, Pink.

I love my Pink. That's my girl!! (raising my classic late-90's singer's "wait just a minute" finger wave) (lol thanks vsminimoose)

Seriously..I think this girl flamed out ala Disney burn machine. Same thing happened to that late Carter sister who had the one hit on Shrek soundtrack. Disney drops you like a shoe if you don't strike gold quickly and that's how music is today. Gimmicks and showmanship machine..no real talent.

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Submitted by charlib21 on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 9:58am.

Its like a cross between early Robyn and early Pink

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Submitted by missskitttin on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 9:41am.

What happened between her video at, say, 19, and the time that she got married at 25? According to Wikipedia: Nothing. I think this sounds like Xtina though...

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Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 9:38am.

She's doing the classic late-90's singer's "wait just a minute" finger wave. God I hate that awkward move.
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Submitted by Sarah Smile on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 9:31am.

Krystal H. is cuter than Anne.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 9:15am.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.