Eye Roll Inducer Of The Day: Poor Sean Penn Has Never Been Loved Before
Looking like Alf with a Katt Williams wig on, Sean Penn is on the cover of Esquire magazine and he also talked to them about all the matters of his corroded douche bag heart. Sean Penn was married to Robin Wright for 14 years and they have two kids together, but he tells Esquire that he doesn't feel she truly, really loved him. When Sean and Robin got divorced, he realized that their love was fraudulent and she really wasn't into being married to him (do you blame her?). Here's the Woe-ing of Sean Penn:
“There is no shame in saying that we all want to be loved by someone. As I look back over my life in romance, I don’t feel I’ve ever had that. I have been the only one that was unaware of the fraud in a few of these circumstances blindly. When you get divorced, all the truths that come out, you sit there and you go, 'What the fuck was I doing? What was I doing believing that this person was invested in this way?' Which is a fantastically strong humiliation in the best sense. It can make somebody very bitter and very hard and closed off, but I find it does the opposite to me.”
Sean Penn doesn't think he's very bitter? If I dipped his dick in a cup of muddled sugar cubes and whiskey, I'd have an old-fashioned. I shouldn't say that. We should all feel sorry for poor, unloved Sean Penn. When Sean Penn tied Madonna to a chair after slapping her around, he looked into her eyes and she didn't give him a look of love. She never loved him! When Sean Penn used to spoon with Hugo Chavez in a tent in the middle of a jungle Venezuela, Hugo would pull away after a few minutes. He never loved him! When Sean Penn would come home smelling like random twat and Robin would sneer at him, she did it with disgust and not love. She never loved him! Sean Penn doesn't beat bitches up because he's a raging anus. He does it because he's acting out over not being loved. When is somebody going to love Sean Penn?!
But you know, if Sean Penn wants to be loved, he needs to take a trip to him first. Because if he doesn't love himself, who will? And based on that haircut, he obviously doesn't love himself.
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What a slime to be implying that he was the poor, innocent party in his divorce from Robin Wright. I wonder how many black eyes & mean, drunken rages she had to endure.
Not a whole lot to love there.
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Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:47pm.
It's true what they say about straight guys - most of them end up looking like old lesbians past their mid-forties.
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Hahaahahahahaaa!! WOW... *checks birth certificate, puts on flannel shirt* yea, well most women end up looking like irrational nags in their mid-forties... the more you know, huh?
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Hilarious post MK!!!
All cheaters say they do it cause they aren't being loved quite hard enough. Well, maybe not all.
He probably used that line on Scarjo:
"Robin never loved me, you know. I spent too much time on a woman who didn't even care about me." sniff, sniff
And ScarJo was like, "I'll love you Sean!"
And what did she get? A trip to the aborsh clinic!
Shut up, asshat. There's a reason no one loves you.
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"I don't know how to argue my existence with someone who has reviewed a gas station." ~~Laurie Notaro
Maybe someone would love him if he didnt look like he stank of shit and wasnt an asshole.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Whoa hold up a second. Sean Penn got ScarJo pregnant? What happened to the baby?
(wow, sucky, nice voice, very loud, broad and strong).
anywayyyy .... the elderly spiccoli's just aiming for some naive pussy with the sensitive "show me love" hazmat shit.
i can't take an actor seriously when he talks about his love life. it's too teen-beat.
spent geezer looks like the contents of a wet ashtray.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
***pulls out teeny violin***
Submitted by jelliebean on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 5:11pm.
Yeah, WickedSwitch, I agree. Most narcissists project anything negative onto others so they don't have to take responsibility for anything. Like Falcor, SP always plays the victim.
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This describes my father and step-mother to a "T". How does it work when 2 narcissists are married to each other? Is it like a perfect storm?
All of this no-one-loves-me whining has put this song in my head:
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I'll go eat worms
LOL @ Kid Rock's Daddy! Actually, for those who remember, I'm getting a 'Frank-Purdue-after-doing-a-nickel-at-Attica' vibe when I see Sean's pic here.
Indeed, what a self-important toilet face this dude is. Robin Wright must be a saint.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Hey Sean? Why exactly SHOULD someone love you? What the fuck are your supposed good points?
Hint hint: worshiping Hugo Chavez' buttocks does not make you lovable. Being kind to others does, and that's something you haven't managed, no matter how much charity work you do.
No sympathy. I only offer sympathy to the women who had to deal with this asshole, from Robin Wright spending the best years of her life being humiliated by him to Scarjo's pregnancy.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:36pm.
A thousand-times yes. You hit it on the nose.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:04pm.
Well, at least we can be glad that he'll be inundated in the ones with no common sense.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:21pm.
I'd actually sort of love that, because they would all be trying to one-up each other with tales of how they saved the world.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Re: Sean. He certainly has had an interesting love life for someone so "unloved". Forget Madge and that chick who used to be on "Santa Barbara". Didn't he supposedly hang with Eve the sexy rapper back in the last decade?
Yeah, WickedSwitch, I agree. Most narcissists project anything negative onto others so they don't have to take responsibility for anything. Like Falcor, SP always plays the victim. This was true when he wrote that whiny treatise on why he needed his own private jet if CEOs had them. Also when, after she put up with years of his drinking, drugs and side pieces she still smiled while Sean accepted the Academy Award and then pretended she wasn't even in the room. This guy is one of the most entitled spoiled self-involved douches in Hollywood, the kingdom of douches. King Douche?
Submitted by WendyNerd on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:46pm.
And didn't she finally lose patience when he started publicly cheating with Natalie Portman? Yeah you douche, the marriage didn't end because you publicly humiliated her - it's just that she didn't love you enough!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
But he nocked up Scarlett Johannssen and had fling with Natalie Portman...
For some strange reason I like to see Sean Penn act, so I stayed away from articles on his personal life...
But after reading that quote all I can think to say is: "Projecting much, Sean?"
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Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:47pm.
It's true what they say about straight guys - most of them end up looking like old lesbians past their mid-forties.
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No, it's just that old lesbians look like middle-aged straight guys.
Btw, if you think gay men look good in their mid-forties and beyond, you're seriously mental. Most straight women don't like the "plucked eyebrows, shiny face, bad hair dye, lip gloss" look on men.
AND I THOUGHT ALL HE NEEDED WERE SOME TASTY WAVES, A COOL BUZZ AND HE WOULD BE FINE?!!!
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
NO ONE LOVES ME!! WAAAAHHH!
Fucking man up, dude.
Yes Sean, knocking love out of people is a great plan.
"'What the fuck was I doing? What was I doing believing that this person was invested in this way?' Which is a fantastically strong humiliation in the best sense. It can make somebody very bitter and very hard and closed off....."
*raises beer*
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:49pm
OT: tennis match results please?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
My husband subscribes to Esquire too so I'll have a hankering for meth every time I look at Kid Rock's Daddy here.
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Dark-sided!
It's true what they say about straight guys - most of them end up looking like old lesbians past their mid-forties.
He better stop talking about Princess Buttercup this way. Why? Why didn't she love you? She gave you two kids and was married to you for fourteen years! Was it because she finally had a limit on how many indiscretions she was willing to tolerate?
Go back to licking Chavez's asshole, you jerk.
Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
Pig-fucking movie
Submitted by Orgazmo on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:58pm.
At least he didn't find love and friendship from a box of ice cream, like the people that post here do.
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It's like your looking right inside my cholosterol-ridden, artery-clogged heart, Orgazmo. Aw, bless.
He scares me a bit. Did he really stick Madonna's head in the oven while they were married?
Jersey Strong
Oh, ew. My husband subscribes to Esquire, so I'll have to look at Sean's Alf/Kat mug staring at me while I'm on the toilet. Thanks, Bitches...
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
yeah,wah ,wah, poor widdle rich me... fuck off.
Are there photos of Sean's (rumored) sizemeat?
he does look like kat william LMAO
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:51pm.
Classic asshole guy move. I am going to treat you nice every once in a while to keep you around but mostly treat you like shit...then when you have had enough and leave for good...I can blame it all on you. SHUTUP Sean. Anyone who saw you two together could tell she loved you and that you could have cared less.
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They call it projecting. Never loved = never been loved.
What a jerk. At least with Madonna you can see how he might not wanna take a back seat with someone as egotistical, more ambitious than he.
But he marries a woman as intensely talented as him who puts her career on hold for him and now he indirectly trashes their relationship because her investment wasn't what he felt it should've been.
She sacrificed her ambitions to marry and have a family with this guy. I'd like to punch him in the mouth, punk ass bitch.
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What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk the streets of Dublin thinking he's Bono.
Submitted by Orgazmo on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:58pm.
At least he didn't find love and friendship from a box of ice cream, like the people that post here do.
Orgazmo,
My box of chocolate ice cream and I go a long way back. It has more enjoyable personality in one spoonful than Sean Peen's (typo -it stays) entire body!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
He looks just like Bono. Coincidence?
Submitted by Orgazmo on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:58pm.
At least he didn't find love and friendship from a box of ice cream, like the people that post here do.
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HA! My box of ice cream fucked me over but my chocolate covered almonds love me unconditionally.
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"You're gonna be a grandma, bitch!"
That old fashioned comment may be my favorite MK line of all time.
Sean Penn looks like Squidward come to life and roasted over an open fire. I do think it's sweet that he made the effort to roll up a tube sock and stick it in his pants for the photo to impress us ladies.
Submitted by Orgazmo on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:58pm.
At least he didn't find love and friendship from a box of ice cream, like the people that post here do.
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Ah, Orgazmo! So true! Yet ice cream can be a cruel lover when one is lactose intolerant. But it's worth every explosive bout of diahrrea!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Oh yeah, because I'm sure ScarJo loved you truly madly deeply, you dumbfuck.
I agree with jerseygirl17 --
"Sean Penn doesn't think he's very bitter? If I dipped his dick in a cup of muddled sugar cubes and whiskey, I'd have an old-fashioned."
^^ This shit is the funniest goddamned thing I have read all week.
At least he didn't find love and friendship from a box of ice cream, like the people that post here do.
What gets me is that there will probably be some bimbos out there who will sympathise with him. Hell, he probably uses this as a pickup line all the time. It's like "my wife doesn't understand me" to the nth degree. That's why he feels comfortable spouting this particular bullshit in public - he has so many yes-hoes that he can't tell fantasy from reality.
Now, if they're playing along because they're horny/they need the money, then more power to them. But god help us if anyone actually believes it.
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Dear Sean Penn,
You are as great an actor as you are one totally fucked up arrogant asshole schmuck.
From,
Skinny Fat
To know him is not to love him.
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Robin needs to fire back at this douche after all she went through. I'd go with tiny dick stories myself.
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"You're gonna be a grandma, bitch!"
Classic asshole guy move. I am going to treat you nice every once in a while to keep you around but mostly treat you like shit...then when you have had enough and leave for good...I can blame it all on you. SHUTUP Sean. Anyone who saw you two together could tell she loved you and that you could have cared less.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by lynniepoo on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:40pm.
It's so strange, I read his unloved quote and all I heard in my head was -
"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."
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I love Jeff Spicoli so I'm choosing to ignore the actor.
*cover ears* lalalalalalala
I'll stick to the Angostura Bitters, thanks!
Sean Penn Bitters would make you an angry drunk, I believe!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
You can't marry and stay married for 14 years to a crazy old buzzard like Sean Penn if you don't love him!