Friday, December 14th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 13th!
That's the last time Blockbuster Video lets Anne Geddes run their advertising department. - cs182
Runners-up:
Kate Middleton's new baby: born into money, surrounded by dinosaurs. - purplenormy
While Matthew McConaughey is away filming his new movie, Mommy Camilla surrounds T-Rex's new son with reminders of Daddy. - JTROS
Seems Honey Boo Boo has ALWAYS hollered for dollars, and Mama June has ALWAYS been a HOarder. - Vern
via Videogum
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It just takes a frozen bitch stare and a hand permanently attached to a glass dissertation of booze.
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Congrats, everyone!
Purple Normy you are a genuis
Yay Weiners!!!!!!!!
Thanks MK and everyone!!!!!
*Give SweeeeeetASS & Whamling an esstra lap dance*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Woo hoo! Fanks everyhor & MK!
LOLz! Congrats winners!! *stuffs $20 in Vern's g-string*
Superb! Congrats!
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
Way to go guys.
JTROS and Verrrrrrnnnny :P
*copes a cheap feel*
LOL. Silly! Congrats winners.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
These are GREAT!
Congrats winners! See, JTROS, I told ya ya had a winna!
LOL @ all winners, but esply Purplenormy.
Spielberg grandchild hits gold thanks to renewed interest in VHS.
Ivanka presents her newborn to her father in traditional Trump fashion... with a blanket of money, as the only thing that can truly warm you up, and lifetime's worth tutorial on interpersonal negotiation as taught through the Donald's favorite movie.
Just the usual things you'd expect to find in Steven Spielberg's closet
Baby, we've got a BABY here!! See, nobody cares!
In an attempt to dispel divorce rumors, Kris Jenner squeezes out baby #7
It's a million dollar baby - spared no expense
It's JMO.
"So, Crystal Harris, where do you see yourself in a year or two?"
♫Jurassic Park is falling in the dark
All the used VHS Tapes tumbling down
Someone gave the baby, my Andrew Jackson Blanket
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to make it
And I'll never have that many twenties again
Oh, nooooo....♫
(I know this does not make sense, but neither does the original song)
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♫Youll be doin all right, with your Christmas of white. But I'll have a Blue, Blue Christmas♫
cash warren as a baby
I didn't believe the whole 'War on Christmas' thing either ... until this manger scene popped up in Dubuque.
Clearly this picture was taken when VHS tapes were actually worth something.
Shhh--Courtney Stodden's newborn is being taken care of by her ancestors...
A VHS fortune ... now that's some OLD money!
Little Baby Jesus returns and so far looks like one wiseman and one idiot nerd have left gifts.
Well, one good thing came out of the Courtney Stodden/Doug Hutchinson sex tape. You can always make a buck off selling half-lizard baby photos to The Sun.
Kate Middleton's new baby: born into money, surrounded by dinosaurs.
Poor Macaully Culkin was fucked from the beginning.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
The Low-budget "Pre-Teen Moms" just can't compete with the original.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Seems Honey Boo Boo has ALWAYS hollared for dollars, and Mama June has ALWAYS been a HOarder.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Kourtney Kardashian puts TMZ's "thank you for keeping in touch" gifts to good use.
The birth of Courtney Stodden
Drew, are you getting parenting advice from Steven Speilberg? I'm not sure that is how to keep baby Olive alive.
Yikes! I'm almost afraid to see how The Mayans predicted James Cameron's birth: A blue painted baby riding on a bag of money sliding down the Titanic.
Trustfundbabysaurus
johnnysgirl - thanks woman! Will transfer it over - DUH on me!
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Dark-sided!
Gulianna Rancic decks out little Duke with "comped" swag. Just like Mom & Dad!
That's the last time Blockbuster Video lets Anne Geddes run their advertising department.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 5:35pm.
Since this is OP:
--------------------------Irish, wrong thread!
Shia Ladouche: "First born? check. Every last cent in the bank account? check. Ass kissery? check. Spielnuts drives a hard bargain."
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
What Chestica's baby Daddy saw hen he first laid eyes on Maxwell.
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Standing on the sidelines, waving and grinning
You fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun
"Whose kid is this? Some schmucks will do anything for a movie role!" exclaimed Steve.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
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IVF-doctors use lifelike model to figure out how they might fertilise Crystal Harris' egg with Hugh Hefner's clunky sperm.
A look back at what Stephenie Meyer had to sacrifice to make her Twilight books popular.
Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 5:09pm.
While Matthew McConaughey is away filming his new movie, Mommy Camilla surrounds T-Rex's new son with reminders of Daddy.
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LOL! Winner!
"Please take this baby. We have far too many already and our network says this kid won't save us from cancellation. Here's a bunch of TLC cash and old VHS copies of Jurassic Park for your trouble, it's all we have to give. We're desperate!! Signed, Michelle Duggar"
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles