The Royals Are To Blame For Nurse Jacintha’s Suicide, So Says Morrissey

December 12, 2012 / Posted by:

YAASS! I’ve been waiting for Morrissey’s thoughts on Duchess Kate’s pregnancy and condition, because he loves the British royal family so much that he dresses up like Queen Elizabeth when he jacks off to a picture of Prince Philip. Morrissey is a natural born cunt, but he turns his cuntiness all the way up when it comes to the royal family and he hasn’t disappointed me this time.

According to Morrissey, if Duchess Kate wasn’t a STUNT PRINCESS who only checked herself into the hospital for attention, those Australian DJs never would’ve pranked the hospital and Nurse Jacintha would still be alive today. Prince William, Queen Elizabeth and Duchess Kate should all be charged with murder and sent to the gallows! For the record, Prince William and Duchess Kate put out a statement about how sad they were about Nurse Jacintha’s death, but it’s not enough for Morrissey! Morrissey mouth farted out this mess of words to New Zealand’s 3News (via USA Today):

“There’s no blame placed on Kate Middleton, who was in that hospital, as far as I can see, for absolutely no reason. She feels no shame about the death of this woman. The arrogance of the British royals is … absolutely staggering. Why it’s allowed to be, I really don’t know.”

Morrissey then squinted his eyes about Kate’s health:

“Is it anorexia or is it pregnancy? … I mean, morning sickness already? So much hoo haw and then suddenly as bright as a button as soon as this poor woman dies she’s out of hospital? It doesn’t ring true. [The Palace is to blame for putting] maximum pressure on this poor woman, and of course, that’s kept away from the press. Certainly in England … one cannot say anything against them.”

Oh Morrissey, keep being you, keep being you. I’m actually surprised that Queen Elizabeth hasn’t called MI6 and told them to take care of Morrissey. She probably has, but every time 007 tries to off Morrissey, Morrissey goes on and on about how James Bond is Queen Elizabeth’s butt boy and a disgrace to England and blah blah blah… James Bond rolls his eyes, gives up and goes to the pub instead.

Every time Morrissey hates on the royal family, one of the Queen’s corgis shits on a wee wee pad with his face on it.

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