The Posthumous "Over The Moon" Watch: Princess Diana Edition
It's one thing to violate the laws of everything by spewing out the words "over the moon," but it's an even bigger crime when you stuff that overused phrase in the mouth of a woman who isn't even here to knee you in the asshole for putting those words in her mouth. Marie Sutton, an evil heart hurter who looks like this, claims to be a close friend of the late Princess Diana, but they obviously weren't that close if Marie is doing her like this. Marie tells Life & Style that if Princess Diana was alive today, the news that she's going to be a grandma would've made her throw herself over the great big crater in the universe. As the earth rolled from Princess Diana spinning in her grave, Marie said this:
"The pregnancy is just such marvelous news and Diana would be over the moon, absolutely. I think she would have loved Kate – everyone seems to love her, she’s very easy-going and has a beautiful family. I think Diana would have blended in very well with the Middletons.”
We as a people are supposed to evolve and part of evolving is keeping "over the moon" out of our mouths. But instead of doing that, we're now making people who literally can't say it, say it! We have got to do better. It's as if Marie hates Princess Diana. Wait a minute.... Are we sure Life & Style spoke to the actual Marie Sutton? I bet your ass it was Morrissey doing a Marie Sutton voice. Bitch pranked Life & Style. Is there anything he won't do to fuck with the royal family? Shameless.
Here's Prince William, whose head is sort of looking like a moon, meeting Cate Blanchett and the rest of the cast of The Hobbit at tonight's premiere in London.
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I do like Marie Sutton for her idea of talking about how these people would have gotten along as if she is at some vantage point above them. Like she's talking about a seating arrangement. She must be really special but I'm not looking her up.
http://13-mitred-abbots.tumblr.com/
WTF is Cate wearing? I love her but this dress is hideous. Nobody better be dissing Diana. She was fabulous.
Cate Blanchett is sheer perfection. Love her to death.
Prince William, on the other hand, needs to go sue his father for his genes exploding on him like this!
Remember when he was good-looking?
Not anymore!
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OMG WHAT is with all this "Kate and the Middletons are so lovely!" Bullshit pr having to read EVERYWHERE! It's why I hang in Dlisted, the font of truth!
EVERYONE I know cannot stand the woman or her vile, druggy family. They are HUGELY suspect, who the hell makes millions selling a few kids party bags? Oh that's right, Carol Middleton's brother is a drug dealer. Silly me. I can't stress enough how much i HATE and DESPISE all of those fuckers. And you can throw the Queen in aswell, that thing is causing more problems for the world than most people understand. Jesus wept.
Cate personifies beauty, talent and class. Love the woman!
Oh, how Cate Blanchett makes me swoon.
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Devil's advocate.
You know who was easygoing? Sarah Ferguson.
Sarah Smile
@lilyWhiteClass: durrr, no one questions MK's brilliance on my watch.
And what you're missing, anyway, is that this is about the "over the moon" reference.
Blanchett can act, all you Anne Hathaway/Natalie Portman pikers of the modern world. Loved her as Liz, as Petal, as the moll in that Bruce Willis bank robbers movie.
I love classy Cate and her quaalude voice. but damn, she wears some fug dresses sometimes.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:19am.
Lol
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
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....she was grooming for that role since Kate met Will in 2001.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 1:19am.
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looks like they finally got what they wanted. I actually see her as the dutiful type. She doesn't give me the impression of being easy going, more like disciplinary and rigid behind that public smile, and with her diet I'm sure as well. As for her fashion sense, the clothes may look good, but they do nothing to make her dull or sullen personality shine. It doesn't seem like such a great life to lead. Not any kind of fun.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 1:16am.
Submitted by TheHeckler on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:37am.
If you haven't read Tolkien's paper/lecture "On FairyTales" you should. Sounds like you'd like it . . .
I haven't read it - but I will find it and read it. Thanks.
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Cool, it's actually "On Fairy Stories" (my bad) and you can find it in his compilation of essays called "Tree and Leaf." I think you can even download it for free on google, but don't quote me on that.
But what would Dian-er think of PIPPA?
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Submitted by CodeRed on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 1:09am.
Between her graduation from Uni and her engagement, the press here were full of "What does she actually do?" mumblings. Always jumping halfheartedly from one thing to another under the watchful greedy eyes of her mother's ambitions for her to be Mrs William.
Submitted by TheHeckler on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:37am.
If you haven't read Tolkien's paper/lecture "On FairyTales" you should. Sounds like you'd like it . . .
I haven't read it - but I will find it and read it. Thanks.
LOL'd @ "the Onion Ring".
i think it is great that he doesn't wear a ring. I never wear my wedding ring
@ Sarah Smile
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I agree, she was a pioneer of sorts and had a lot of compassion in her short time. Big ears never loved her. The duties made her sick. In her short time, she taught her sons well. The best thing she did for herself, was to divorce Charles.
here a quote from wikipedia (don't look a me like that) from Kate's bio:
''n November 2006, Middleton accepted a position as an accessory buyer with the clothing chain Jigsaw.[24] She also worked part-time until January 2011 as a catalogue photographer, webpage designer and marketing officer for her parents' firm Party Pieces. Despite this, at one point she was nicknamed "Waity Katie" by the media for her apparent lack of work ethic and seeming lack of desire to work, in preference for awaiting a wedding proposal.''
it was her nickname.
Love love Cate...she's really one of the best today.
Submitted by Craigypants on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 11:44pm.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 11:02pm.
The Academy Awards biggest disgrace night was when they called Goopy's name and not Cate's.
Yes Texy you are totally right about that one Cate's performance as Queen Elizabeth makes Goopy look like Lilo in Liz & Dick.
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Couldn't agree more. Cate was absolutely deserving of that Oscar over Goopy.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:23am.
"but Morgoth came before Sauron and The One Ring"
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. . . I read that as "the Onion Ring" . . . *stomach grumbles*
You're right about the milking. I don't think Tolkien would approve of this milking of his works, nor would have C.S. Lewis (of his own). If you haven't read Tolkien's paper/lecture "On FairyTales" you should. Sounds like you'd like it . . .
Submitted by Craigypants on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 11:44pm.
"she's compost" <- I think I love you.
Blows Gardening Girl a kiss x.
This is such an idiotic, non story, MK. Slow news day? So a friend of Diana's made an innocuous statement about her, the same statement a lot of friends and family of someone deceased would make, and do make. Whether she's right about how Diana felt, or totally off the mark, it's still a zzzzzzzzz story. Big fucking deal.
I mean, do we at least get a Balrog sighting or
I don't for a second think that Diana was a saint but that was her appeal. She could be a hot mess like the rest of us and was anything but dull.
Plus, she did a lot of good for a lot of people, bringing attention to causes that wouldnt have gotten any press without Di's support. I remember the uproar when she went to an AIDS charity and actually touched patients dying of AIDS. Maybe it's not a big deal now but back then, it was a pretty brave thing to do and badass for a royal. Kate's got nothing on her.
I love Tolkien, I absolutely loved the LOTR films, and I loved The Hobbit, but somehow I'm just not interested in this film. Evidently they've interlaced a bunch of his other Middle Earth stories with the plot of The Hobbit in order to milk it into a trilogy, and I'm not happy about that. Unless Morgoth is making an appearance in the future films, frankly I don't want to know; but Morgoth came before Sauron and The One Ring, so I guess not. It comes out today (Thurs) and I guess I'll grudgingly see it.
I cannot see Diana embracing Kate Middleton. Diana was a true aristocrat and hated posers. I am not saying she would have hated Kate for being middle-class, but she probably would not have cared for their "to the manor born" attitudes. (In my experience, those tend to be the worst kind of snobs. I know a little bit about that. Hubby's British. His dad was minor landed gentry. Mother was as working-class as they got and SHE was the snob in that family. FIL was totally laid-back.)
Also, Diana liked being the alpha female.
I'm ready for a moratorium on posts about the royals.
Submitted by Craigypants on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 11:44pm.
"she's compost" <- I think I love you.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Code Red - I totally agree. Girl is not easygoing. She calculated her way right into that role. I'm fine with that, actually, but she's not some free spirit. As to Di being compared to Kate, come on. Kate reaps the benefits from changes that stemmed from Di.
Sarah Smile
Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 10:22pm.
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...I don't think Diana was at all stupid...
...she was, however, a naive romantic...
...I truly believe she actually loved that jug-eared, equine, simpleton...worse, she fell in love with the whole mythic fairy tale the media and everyone else built around their courtship and marriage...
...once she wised up a few years on, though, she was able to beat the Royals hands down in the PR and media game...and that ain't no cakewalk...
...I give her props for showing up the Royals for their cold-blooded decrepitness while managing to look FABULOUS in every shot...
...I miss her...
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...'Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason '...
I'm not so sure Diana would have liked Kate (or any woman getting involved with her sons). Let's face it, Diana was more than a little cray-cray and demanded complete allegiance from the people she loved. Anything short of that was considered a betrayal. Plus, Kate and her youthful good looks would have stolen some of her thunder. I think she would have been jealous and tried to sabotage the whole Kate thing.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 11:02pm.
The Academy Awards biggest disgrace night was when they called Goopy's name and not Cate's.
Yes Texy you are totally right about that one Cate's performance as Queen Elizabeth makes Goopy look like Lilo in Liz & Dick.
I'm so fucking sick of hearing about Diana, she has been dead for 16 years, It doesn't matter what she would have thought, she's compost.
i never make fun of dead celebrities
I hate this fucking pregnancy. No uterus should have this degree of attention. It's fucking grotesque. What if Kate should miscarry? Omg, it'd be bigger than Di's fucking car crash.
Anyway, people presuming to speak for the dead are just annoying as fuck. I'll take an honest crank like Moz anyday over this silly twat.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
after Diana, a lot has changed for the monarchy. divorce was no longer absolutely forbidden, and neither was inbreeding an obligation (so long horse faces!) win. besides being a great humanitarian who wanted to teach her children values, beyond royal duties. It's a shame her life ended tragically as soon as she found someone better for her and was happier in her life.
Diana was also a sheltered, eighteen year old virgin, that needs to be pointed out...
Hekki: Lady Diana would have exploded at the news and Prince Hot Ginge would have said "So I take it you're not knitting the baby any royal booties?"
TexN: oh THAT's who I was trying to recall! Shirley MacLaine! Damn, I love that movie. Hilarious but then I cry every time. They don't make movies like that now, do they?
"You are not special enough to overcome a bad marriage." Love that one, too.
The Academy Awards biggest disgrace night was when they called Goopy's name and not Cate's.
Submitted by charlie loves tiger: "...Anyone who marries into that role should well know it is a life long commitment regardless of the circumstances..."
True, true. I think Kate is muuuch more savvy and prepared than Diana was, but she's got a real challenge on her hands.
It's like parenthood. I wanted a family more than anything and was 32 and ready and had lots of experience changing diapers, was all settled down, etc when I had my first baby and I STILL wonder what the hell I signed myself up for. You know, but you DON'T know. And by then it's too late...
I love you Cate!!!
And what Charlie loves Tiger said!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Why is it news some mother would be "over the moon" if she was going to be a Grandma. Unless it was Shirley "Why should I be happy at being a GRANDMOTHER!!!!!" (pounds dinnertable) MacLaine?
I like to think Diana would be like Shirley with a British accent.
who? why? what?
and I don't believe for a second the princess is ''easy going who everyone loves.'' No, no. Doesn't strike me as true in the least, but whatever.
why would they publish this.
Diana was great. let her RIP.
Seeing as these two got together in school through relatives of Camilla, it would have been a different girl maybe but yeh, duh, of course she would have been happy.
Diana was a bit of a dumbass and half wit. I am sorry she died, but really. Anyone who marries into that role should well know it is a life long commitment regardless of the circumstances. You marry the Prince of Wales and become the future Queen of England, you don't roll your eyes and get pissey because of an affair. Just the way it is.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 10:11pm.
She looks like a female stormtrooper from Star Wars on a night on the town.
Hahahaha CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
Did Cate join the polyphonic spree?
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes