Open Post: Hosted By Future Oscar Winner Matthew McConaughey
The Texas T-Rex could get nominated for an Oscar for Magic Mike (I hope he does and I hope they use his "money in the ass crack" scene when they announce his name at the show), but who ever is in charge of giving out Oscars should just give him an Oscar already for The Dallas Buyers Club before he shrinks himself down to the size of a flea's kidney stone. And how can he carry an Oscar statue if he's the size of a flea's kidney stone?
Matthew McConaughey's favorite bong is still frowning today, because he's still only eating cow queefs (for protein) and dried kumquat seeds to play AIDS activist Rod Woodruff. Matthew shot a few scenes in New Orleans this morning and DAMN you know a ho is a MAN DOWN CODE 10 kind of skinny when it looks like his moustache weighs more than his entire body. We get it, Matthew, we get it, you're a method artiste. We all know it, so you can eat some chocolate nachos from El Pollo Loco now.
With all that being said, his Sonny Bono circa 1981 wig IS the look.
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MissAnnThrope - thanks for the advice dear. : ) Very luckily, I do not depend on him or any relationshop really to give me happiness...its just the weight of all of this and the tiresomeness of all the doing over and over again has drained me dry. I'm damn tired! And the thing is, I am not a demanding partner at all. I mean I have my faults ...but that isnt one of them.
Daniee, Been there, done that. All I can say is, you teach people how to treat you. This is not a personal attack on you, it is a fact of life. If you keep doing and putting up with, and receive nothing and you are still there in that house, what you are saying is: "it's okay, you don't have to change, keep doing nothing, and I will still be here." I know, because I have lived it. you can't keep doing the same thing and expecting anything to change. My advice, if you don't want to leave, accept this is your relationship, but stop doing. Live a separate life, and don't wait for him to fulfill you give you happiness. Go out there and just live your life in a way that brings you happiness despite him.
Movies are great and all, and it's his body and career, I don't care what he does, but in the grand scheme of things, he's not a fireman, policeman, nurse, teacher, volunteer humanitarian, etc. So by comparison, this seems a bit shallow.
Awww, but who's going to carry his Oscar for him? You can tell this shriveled little fellow couldn't lift a feather. It's a miracle he's still standing.
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Devil's advocate.
Haha JTROS......funny about your Brazilian! I cant say that I have ever had one. Bikini wax, yeah, but not a Brazilian...I find the itching from a regular one too much of a nuisance. lol.
Its very late and I doubt if anybody is even up here now, so perhaps I will be ranting this just out into the air. But I have to get it out!! My unmarried spouse of 10.5 years and our whole “relationship” (that I work at, but he just doesnt bother) has been draining the life out of me for the past nearly two years. I am just feeling so low and basically just drained of life and soul, which seriously isnt who I am. Whenever he is home it is like a tornado has struck the house and when he goes....peace at last. And its not like he rarely thinks and does something for me or for us, he literally never does ANYthing. He is just not interested in experiencing life with me at all. Sigh. I just feel that with all the doing and giving that I do for him and his family and me getting absolutely nothing in return at any occasion, that the love isnt being nurtured. How can I continue to nurture when I receive none at all? Whenever I try to communicate any of this, which honestly, isnt very often cause I hate the drama, he just gets up and walks away. There. Done. No discussion. Your feelings have zero weight. Anyway....that felt a little better to get it out. Sorry for longish rant.
Test. =p
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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I'll laugh if this dude falls over, and dies for his stupid craft. This is just so stupid.
Submitted by bourgie on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 1:11am.
That Kanye performance was a train wreck!
kanye in a skirt, Jake Gyllenhaal looking like a Brokeback Mountain man. smh...
Thanks Louise, I will try that!
And may I just say how grateful I am to the DListed community - it's great to have a place to compare notes and experiences while also maintaining our senses of humor. Laughter is potent medicine.
I thought it was a still from that old movie, sleeping w/ the enemy. The one w/ julia roberts.. Looks like the nutter husband.
Zombie Edgar Allen Poe!!! Throw a Raven!
Oh My Sweet Jesus..Now the truth is told! Edgar Allen Poe died of a Meth overdose and now has resurrected in the Zombie apocalypse. NOOOOO. Sudafed and a Crow are the only antidotes.
The Rolling Bones.
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Bacon slut, we get those Impalas to drive for work, I agree they are nice! I love the vintage ones too.
OT : I would never believe that was Texas T-Rex. Sorry if anyone else has said this but he looks like he's doing a Frank Zappa biopic.
Thirding bored's nomi!
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 10:43pm.
GLAMOROUS!
I love him! That is so awesome!
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Oh and of course they going to dig up Paul McCartneys old ass again probably for the finale.
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HotSlut Candidate:
Allan Fonseca
A glamorous and brave bitch.
http://gma.yahoo.com/hero-son-saves-mom-mall-shooting-132740193--abc-new...
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
The Sandy Relief concert is pretty good. Hated Bruce Springsteen...loved Roger Waters! Adam Sandler was funny and Kstew mumbled through her introduction for Bon Jovi who is on right now.
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I just skimmed some comments about cars. My sled is in the shop for a couple of days (very minor accident). I've rented a 2012 Chev. Impala for the next couple of days. I am falling in love fast!
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Evening, horz. Hope everyone is doing well.
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 8:01pm.
It might be silly, but try and have something hot, like hot tea or warm broth. For me, it sort of tricks my mind into thinking I've eaten something.
JTROS, all the best wishes to you xoxo
Thanks!
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 8:05pm.
How about a Christmas song? How about Louis Armstrong.
Pushy, thank you, that was bright and cheery and rather lovely. I'm always about Louis, yo. I have a song for you and Whamo to check out next time you're around. Goodnight x
JTROS, I think you should bejazzle you vaj! Rhinestones would be a cheery element. :D
I wish you luck!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Maybe I should ask J Love for some vajazzaling pointers. Lol
Just wanted to thank Anne H. for her lady bits flash yesterday. It reminded me that I needed to schedule a wax before my surgery. I mean, if someone is going to be putting a catheter in me, might as well make myself presentable...amiright??
So I just got an eyebrow, lip (shut it!), and Brazilian for $65 including a $10 tip! Great price, I think. tried sugaring for the Brazilian and while they claim it hurts less, sweet mother of god, it still fucking hurts. We'll see how I recover tomorrow. The Brazilian lady (actually from Brazil) said: "oh, you and husband have honeymoon night tomorrow - I promise!!" Haha! We've been together too long for that, honey.
Car problems always end up costing more than what you think it's going to be. I've been leasing cars now for many years since I really don't see the need to actually own one anymore. Usually it lasts the 3 years without any major problems and then you just give the car back and get a new one when the lease is up.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 8:02pm
It only seats 5. The RL will seat 6 I think.
Plus, they have a little SUV and this new station wagon thing. This is my 2nd acura and I had the other for 8 years. I'm not really a car person.
I just want good A/C, good pickup, leather
and that stiff suspension. The RL is a little looser.
How about a Christmas song? How about Louis Armstrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVFEadOKBYE
Thanks Pushy!
I'll put it on my list!
Does it fit 6 ? I need wheels that fit 6 plus at least one large suitcase and several backpacks.
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Dark-sided!
>>>THANKS<<< all for the responses re: prednisone.
I'm on only a 5-day course, so hopefully I won't develop a MOON FACE! Gosh, I hope not, as my face has already gotten a bit rounder just from weight gain.
I will try not to EAT ALL THE FOODZ
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 6:25pm.
IF, test drive an Acura. I have the TSX.
If you don't like the soft mushy ride,
I found the Acura to be a really nice driving car.
I like a stiffer suspension. It's well appointed, looks nice and for a 4 cil, I'm telling you, I have no problem getting my ass on a freeway. That is a big deal for me.
He looks like a Tom Savini zombie.
When it comes to nursing school, the.CC is the most legit and leastexpensive way. And writing is THE number one skill kids need. Writers can bs their way into many jobs (trust :p), and a child can take APs, do the over achiever thing and be half as competitive if he or she can't write a paragraph. I know ppl who've worked in education who've seen kids bomb applications merely because of the essay.
prednisone hunger is dehydration. My dog is on it for tumors and drinks water like crazy.
I know she's a dog, but she has the same reaction to meds as we do.
I love my Honda, but I, loved my Toyota more. But my car is at.140 K and just fine, though the repairs ran 2k because I stick to the dealer at this point. It's worth the investment to go to the dealer. But Ford is making some higher quality stuff these days and I might get a focus next or their hybrid.
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My car has no symptoms at all, just tiny leaks.
We decided not to do the repairs (and we just has the interior of our home repainted too so it's $$$$ all over the place) and just picked up the car.
It'll be ok for a while and in the new year, we will trade it in and likely buy a Pilot as I can't afford the maintenence on an MB unless there is an extended warranty. Of course, if I could get a new one with that, I'd be all over it!
But it looks like a Pilot, which I like anyway.
It was nice to be fancy for a few years. Oh well.
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Dark-sided!
JohnnysGirl - you are correct - steroids do tend to cause overeating and, as Louise B said, what's commonly called "moon facies,"( or facial puffiness in English) as a side effect. I hope you won't have to be on a long course of steroids.
Johnnysgirl - I take a tapered dose of pred usually once a quarter. Yes, you can eat the house down. You're also invincible and can get a whole lot of work done. This last round, I was kinda rage-y (it wasn't my fault everyone was wrong!) and very animated. Got the side eye from the hubby. Also, you can have a down period after you finish the round.
I'll agree with the German car stuff. Having a 15 year old car with lots of problems made me go work for a national repair chain. I got a discount on repairs but more importantly, I learned how to work on cars. No detailed engine stuff but I can do brakes, suspension and maintenance stuff. The knowledge has paid off over the years. That POS car was cheap...initially.
Re nursing school. One of my neighbors and a woman I chatted with on the bus are women in their 40s going to nursing school. It's very difficult to get into the programs now. They require much more than they did when my mother went in the mid-80s and it's super-competitive here. That's another field where you can always get a job. Although maybe there will one day be a glut.
In my recent experience, many nurses are from the Philippines and the West Indies/Caribbean. Although when I had Youngest, my favorite maternity nurse was an Orthodox Jew.
EH -- your friend woul be better off filing for bankruptcy and getting that stupid, corrupt school off of her back -- what a rip-off!
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 7:20pm.
Thanks! I'll check them out.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 7:11pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 6:25pm.
I have a Mercedes R350
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Sounds like power steering unit and German cars cost a fortune to fix.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 6:24pm.
There is this loud worble in the drivers side front tire and the entire truck shudders when you brake.
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If it's a loud constant "humming" that get louder the faster you go it's probably a wheel bearing, if it actually physically wobbles it's could be tie rods or ball joints, if that IS the case get them fixed, that could be very dangerous if they let go!
I'd suggest your car is shaking when you break because your rotors are warped, get them "turned" or replace them and you'll be fine.
Just suggestions, I don't know for sure but I've fixed a lot of my own cars over the years and if I can do it at home I will as long as it's not cracking the engine open in the lane type thing!
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Thanks Whammy! BH took his truck to his mechanic friend, so hopefully we won't get raped on the price, but so far this guy has been pretty fair with other repairs we've had done.
IF - I have a VW. Fucking Germans, making their cars nearly impossible to fix/replace light bulb/find battery for us normal folk.
Seriously, it took me like 25 minutes to find the GD battery for my car one day. JUST PUT IT IN THE FRONT LIKE A NORMAL CAR!
Mike, he said. Also, he wears both and he wasn't sure which one I liked. Whatever. He smells GOOD. I was blushing when I asked him. But for you, I will do.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 6:25pm.
I have a Mercedes R350
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Sounds like power steering unit and German cars cost a fortune to fix.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 6:24pm.
There is this loud worble in the drivers side front tire and the entire truck shudders when you brake.
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If it's a loud constant "humming" that get louder the faster you go it's probably a wheel bearing, if it actually physically wobbles it's could be tie rods or ball joints, if that IS the case get them fixed, that could be very dangerous if they let go!
I'd suggest your car is shaking when you break because your rotors are warped, get them "turned" or replace them and you'll be fine.
Just suggestions, I don't know for sure but I've fixed a lot of my own cars over the years and if I can do it at home I will as long as it's not cracking the engine open in the lane type thing!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 7:03pm.
EventHorizon -- OMG, you have me laughing here, don't go to a school you see on a commercial during "Maury" -- LMFAO!!! But that's true! In Chicago, they advertise for a school called Westwood and turns out there was a big investigation and I believe a lawsuit that the school overcharged students and promised them jobs that they never followed through on.
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I have a silly friend who went to one of those schools though I begged her not too so she could be a nurse in 6 months -_-. Neway miss dumbdumb recently had to turn her kids over to cps because although she makes $14-$15/hr working in a warehouse somewhere, the school garnished soo much of her wages she couldnt even afford to keep her lights on! I think she owes 40 or 50k for that 6 months of school.....
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 6:57pm.
Hi horz. Hekki, that avvie is killing me XD
Listen y'all, I have a question:
So I went to the doctor to check out a complication I'm having from my recent round of sciatica, and she prescribed me a short, tapered dose of prednisone (corticosteroid). I've never taken a steroid before. My question is, has anyone who has taken it had the side-effect that it made them absolutely RAVENOUS? I want to eat everything. TWICE.
Thanks!
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No, but my script was only a 2 day course. Made me feel a little ragey though.