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The huge ass duck that terrorized the Thamesin London.
Jackpotyjoy.com, an online casino based in the UK, started a foundation called the FUNdation, which gives money to people who have good ideas to make hos laugh. To launch FUNdation they sent a gigantic rubber ducky down the river. It took 8 people 800 hours to cut and wield parts for the floating rubber ducky. The managing director of Jackpotyjoy says that British people laugh an average of 7.2 times a day and psychologists think that one of the keys to staying healthy and sane is to laugh at least 15 times a day. Jackpotyjoy could've just paid Lindsay Lohan a pack of Reds and a half-bottle of Jack to make people HAHA out of their minds by telling one of her signature excuses of delusion, but they went with a floating ducky instead. The managing director of Jackpoytjoy explained it like this to The Daily Mail:
"We want to make sure we get the laughter quota back where it belongs and are hoping the FUNdation will help people have some daft fun. If you want to organise the biggest ever street conga, or jump into a pool of jelly, let us know."
You know what would really make me laugh? If Prince Hot Ginge tickled my armpit with his royal peen. Make this happen, FUNdation!
And I don't know if I'd laugh if I saw a Khloe Kardashian-sized rubbery ducky floating down the river, but I would wonder if I accidentally swallowed a tab of acid instead of my daily Vitamin C pill. Again.
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Even though I hate casinos, rubber duckies are awesome. It should cross the River Mersey next. Sixties reference, kids.
Ha!!! Love this. Put a smile on my scroogey face. :)
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Toss in the Stay-Puft marshmallow man and you have an EPIC FIGHT!
That would make me laugh, at least :)
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This post gave me my first laugh of the day. Im sure many more will come as the day goes by. If we all are around then. I guess im not going to bother cleaning the house.
the pictures aren't so much lol factor for everyone. I did laugh though. I have a collection of rubber duckies. My favorite is the devil duckie! DONT JUDGE ME! If I saw this floating down the river I would be laughing so hard.. meh.. maybe it's just me..
I think these fools are confused. Giant rubber ducks do not equal LULZ...Do they think everyone in the UK has the sense of humor of a 5 year old?
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
That duck is so darn cute that I think It gave my minimum daily dosage of laughter!
It reaches amusing level but not LMFAOROTFD level. That level is reserved for the D and when my kid says crazy shit that catches me off guard.
Hmmmmm.
That's cute. I wonder if that breaks some kind of record for the biggest rubber duck ever made....hmmm nope, don't care enough to google.
i got something funny: lohan gonna blow off court appearance cause shes in london giving bjs to band shes stalking.
ha ha ha now thats damn funny. judge gonna be pissed.
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Rande makes an excellent point. Between you horz and my kids, I laugh a lot more than 15 times a day. Of course those things might be responsible for spikes in my blood pressure, too, but it might even out.
They should have floated Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley passed out on a garbage barge under the Tower Bridge on their way to a landfill. Again.
I don't know if it's LOL funny, but it looks cool. I get at least 15 LOLs a day from the DL, so thanks for that, Mr. DL Guy and funny posters.