Hef Gave Crystal Harris Another Diamond Ring She Can Pawn Later For Rent Money
Crystal Harris' last diamond engagement ring that Hugh Hefner gave her ended up on someone else's finger after she auctioned it off for $38,000 (it cost $90,000) and now here's the latest diamond ring that'll end up in a pawn shop dealer's hand in a few months when her marriage ends and she can't make the payment on her leased Mercedes. Since Hef can barely remember what flavor of Snack Pack pudding he had for breakfast, he doesn't remember that Crystal left him sitting on his Hoveround at the altar and then sold her engagement ring to Christie's. He probably thinks she's new here. So they're getting married on New Year's Eve and she flaunted her new gold digger prize on Twitter yesterday! ROMANCE!
The ring is as tacky as her white and pink French manicure, but at least it's big and shiny. It gives Crystal something to ooooh and aaaaah at when Hef's comatose caterpillar dick slips out of her and two nurses have to resuscitate it with two tiny defibrillator pads before shoving it back in her coochie.
I've thrown hate at Crystal before for being a failure of a gold digger, but maybe I was wrong and she's really pulling a genius scheme. Hef is notorious for giving his whores only two confederate coins for allowance and the last time he was going to marry Crystal, he made her sign a serious prenup, so a gold digger has to get that money one way or another. So maybe Crystal won't show up to the wedding AGAIN and in a couple of months, she'll sashay back into the Playboy Mansion. By that time Hef would've forgotten about their last engagement, so he'll propose again and give her another diamond ring. Crystal will keep doing that until she's got half of Hef's fortune in her gold digger wheelbarrow. Crystal should open up her own pawn shop, so she can cut out the middle man. #getthoseengagementringsbitch
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these women deserve more $$$ and probably some sort of memory wiping treatment at a cuban clinic to remove the memories of fucking that old piece of shit.
i still dont understand why these women think that because they put hugh's steam dim sum penis in their mouth and juggle his extra skin balls on the tongue and ride his wrinkled worm would get them fame.
So I says to my wife with fake diamond ring...Crystal?
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He wouldn't marry Holly, yet he can't get enough of this chick who trashed and embarrassed him in the press. Maybe he gets off on being humiliated.
I do have to say Crystal's nose job is damn near perfect. Don't all the Playmates go to the same surgeon because Hef has a running tab there or something?
Someone was talking about finding dirt on this chick, well she is from San Diego and from what I know she use to strip or escort. Then she found her way into PB and thought she would have some kind of singing career hahahaha
*waits for her to make a cameo on Pawn Stars*
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lol...this is gross.
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Who IS Crystal Harris? Really.... its not like there's much dirt to be dug compared to the other playmates. I have a tough time finding juicy gossip on this shameless gold digger.
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Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 2:02pm.
Hef is an idiot. He really should have married Holly.
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I saw a show like 'E! True Hollywood Story' about Holly and she said that she (and Hef) were trying to get pregnant and it just wasn't going to work so SHE was over it and that's why they broke up.
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Well she's working harder for that money than I ever have. I couldn't imagine being on pepaw death watch for a living for any sized diamond. Nothings worth all that wrinkly dick sucking. Annnnnd I just made myself barf...
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Wow...Hef you done lost yo mind.
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Rockwell, you nailed it, mothafucka! Yes, it would be HILARIOUS! God, I hope it happens.
"Maybe Hef is planning to have the last laugh by giving her skank ass the boot at the altar. "There's the door, whore!" just as he yanks that tacky monstrosity from her gold diggin' claw. Muah ha ha....that would be hilarious."
I could feel sorry for this sad little man who is surrounded by professional gold diggers with tupperware titties and air for brains. I could also feel sorry for this trick who will have nothing to f*ck but his sad little old penis for the next 10-15 years. But I don't. You wanna spend your adult life in your pajamas surrounded by a bunch of plastic hos, do it. You wanna monetize your good looks by learning how to walk in stiletto platforms instead of learning how to read, go right ahead. Just please stay the f*ck in California. Yes, Michael K., I am hating on your home state. Come back to us!
Submitted by JTROS on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 2:30pm.
Same here. I try not to pay too much attention to these people, but even I could tell that Holly actually cared about his wrinkly ass. And despite all his money, that's the best he can hope for. But he was a dumbass and threw that away.
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I hope she puts it on Ebay.
I would SO pull a Jessica Simpson and buy it for myself. Then I would kick my bf out and tell everyone I was engaged to someone they don't know (who is from Canada) :D
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 12:52pm.
Poor Hef.
I think he's a nice enough guy, but he has lousy taste in women! He should have married that Holly Ho! At least she seemed to actually care for his old ass.
Now, if he has a baby with this one?!
Lawd...
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I came here to say that. It seemed like Holly actually liked or maybe even loved Hef, but he tossed her to the side & said he was "never getting married again". Then he ends up with this gold-digger??? He needs some sort of guardianship/conservatorship instituted because I think he's losing his mind.
Also - ring is ugly. Maybe that's his little "fuck you" to her? Ugly, low-quality ring for an ugly, low-quality gold-digger.
SDR: "Drill bits" had me LOL.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 1:42pm.
And he wouldn't touch those hos if they weren't 1/4th his age with bleached blond hair and 32D floatation devices, so I'm not wasting any pity on old Hef. They're all a bunch of shallow peas in a pod.
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Lol, true. I guess I mean "sad" in the "pathetic" sense. He's ok with basically bribing these chicks to bang him because he knows his old ass wouldn't stand a chance otherwise. Where's your dignity, man?? But like you said, where's THEIR dignity?? Young broads just selling themselves to a tired old man for some cash or nice things is just as bad.
what an idiot! She sells the first ring and he buys her another?
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Well a fool and his money are soon parted. He isn't even all that rich anymore so if he wants to give her a bunch of money his spoiled kid was gonna get anyways I'm al for it.
Hef is an idiot. He really should have married Holly.
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@TexnDoc - last I knew, Hef's eldest daughter, Christine (I believe) is running Playboy from Chicago.
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Maybe Hef is planning to have the last laugh by giving her skank ass the boot at the altar. "There's the door, whore!" just as he yanks that tacky monstrosity from her gold diggin' claw. Muah ha ha....that would be hilarious.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 1:04pm
Mine went away:) It's magic!!! Maybe yours will too.
They both have the same chin. His is ala natural I believe. Hers--I don't think so.
This Heffner/Crystal thing just grosses me out.
Submitted by Oddly_Titillating on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 12:27pm.
Second ring looks a lot like the first ring if you ask me. He's so senile he forgot what he gave her the first time around.
I sorta agree with Whamo. There's no way Hef doesn't know what's up with these broads who agree to "date" or "marry" him. But if he does know, then isn't it more than a little bit sad? He's buying their affection. These hos wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole if not for the $$$, and he's cool with it.
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And he wouldn't touch those hos if they weren't 1/4th his age with bleached blond hair and 32D floatation devices, so I'm not wasting any pity on old Hef. They're all a bunch of shallow peas in a pod.
tonicbitch LOL @ Hop on Pop
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
When I changed browsers, the script error went away.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by greenfinch:
when we were looking for engagement rings, i tried on what they were calling a cinnamon diamond and it was ok, but it did nothing for me. and i agree a colored diamond can be beautiful. i have blue diamond earrings and they sparkle like no ones business and they are my favourite. but really why would you want a yellowish stone just cause its large when you could get better quality if its smaller..but i guess its all about size for some...
Hef got that ring on a HSN Today's Special.
Hekki I'm with you on those chocolate diamonds, not a fan. I like color so I usually prefer other stones over regular diamonds.
I wonder if she knows people AND Hef can see right through her devious gold-digging ways.
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I'm getting the script error too, I"m about to give up on The D for today....
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
That is one rough-looking 26-year old (cough, cough).
Hekki -- I'm LMAO at Hugh picking out diamonds at Costco!!!
luvsmekitty -- I keep getting script errors, too -- WTF???
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I forget which former bunny ho put out that book that talked about what they all did in the Playboy mansion. But ever since I read about how they all line up and take turns to hop on pop, and it seems that nobody washes, I just get grossed out looking at all of them.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by greenfinch: "diamond looks a little yellowish for my liking. doesnt look like great quality"
There's a commercial for "chocolate" diamonds I've been seeing. Makes me laugh every time. Brown is just not a color I want to see in a sparkly stone. I knew a woman who had a gigantic canary diamond engagement ring and it was really stunning, actually. It didn't look yellowish - it was YELLOW. On purpose. Likewise I can appreciate the other colors. But brown? nuh-uh.
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When I first saw that commercial, I told my husband those were called drill bits. He agreed.
Submitted by greenfinch: "diamond looks a little yellowish for my liking. doesnt look like great quality"
There's a commercial for "chocolate" diamonds I've been seeing. Makes me laugh every time. Brown is just not a color I want to see in a sparkly stone. I knew a woman who had a gigantic canary diamond engagement ring and it was really stunning, actually. It didn't look yellowish - it was YELLOW. On purpose. Likewise I can appreciate the other colors. But brown? nuh-uh.
ETA: I googled and there is ONE brown diamond ring that I think is pretty.
Submitted by TexnDoc: "I don't get it. I thought Hef had a daughter who controlled the entire enterprise. He's probably just allowed senile spending money. This bitch isn't taking over after he's gone."
LOL at "senile spending money". I wonder who picked out that ring. Not Hef. Or, some assistant brought in some photos and he chose one of three Christy-approved rings. It's not like he went to Costco and picked them out himself.
Poor Hef.
I think he's a nice enough guy, but he has lousy taste in women! He should have married that Holly Ho! At least she seemed to actually care for his old ass.
Now, if he has a baby with this one?!
Lawd...
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diamond looks a little yellowish for my liking. doesnt look like great quality
The only reason any young girl falls for someone over 40 is either money or because she's ugly, desperate or mentally unbalanced. Men over 40 then have to choose....either settle for a golding young whore with a sick body or date age appropriate. Heff seems satisfied by the former.
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As soon as I saw the pictures, I was hoping MK had something to say about the French manicure. Blech. And I keep getting a script error and it's driving me crazy!
"Close your eyes, pucker up, and think about the money. You can do this! Money money money!"
Why are pink and white French manicures still a thing? Why didn't it die with "tan" panty hose?
She is pretty. This is what Courtney Stodden sees in the mirror. But as Playboy told her, she's just blonde and the resemblance ends there. They would otherwise salivate over a just-turned-18.
Second ring looks a lot like the first ring if you ask me. He's so senile he forgot what he gave her the first time around.
I sorta agree with Whamo. There's no way Hef doesn't know what's up with these broads who agree to "date" or "marry" him. But if he does know, then isn't it more than a little bit sad? He's buying their affection. These hos wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole if not for the $$$, and he's cool with it.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Her I get. I fail to see why Hef would bother marrying. What's he getting out of it that he couldn't get from some nice hooker?
She is too gross for words. So, are we supposed to believe they are going to have a sex life in their marriage? Or is she supposed to remain celibate? Or is she allowed to have much younger men on the side? I mean what the hell is going on here besides her getting to live high on the hog until he kicks it.
Way too big.
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