Please consult your physician or snake charmer if you have an erection that has not been seen in over 30 years. – dmoney
Sadaam Hussein’s experience with his first virgin in the afterlife was a real letdown. – FluffKitteh
Finally! The long-awaited Lindsay Lohan/Vikram Chatwal hotel sex tape!
……said no one, ever. – SANS FARDS
Unintended side effect: May summon a Courtney Stodden to your bed instead of awaking your trouser snake. – skabazzle