The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 11th!

December 12, 2012 / Posted by:

Please consult your physician or snake charmer if you have an erection that has not been seen in over 30 years. – dmoney

Runners-up:

Sadaam Hussein’s experience with his first virgin in the afterlife was a real letdown. – FluffKitteh

Finally! The long-awaited Lindsay Lohan/Vikram Chatwal hotel sex tape!

……said no one, ever. – SANS FARDS

Unintended side effect: May summon a Courtney Stodden to your bed instead of awaking your trouser snake. – skabazzle

via Izismile

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