At the NYC premiere of Les Miserables on Monday night, Anne Hathaway accidentally gave the paps a pubic hair show (Side note: Bronner Brothers should really do an International Pubic Hair Show) when she had a wardrobe malfunction while slipping out of her SUV. The pictures ended up everywhere. They even ended up in Matt Lauer’s inbox, but that’s mostly because he has a Google Alert set up for “Anne Hathaway coochie pictures.” Anne was on Today (via Jezebel) this morning to talk about Les Miserables, and Matt Lauer started their interview by saying, “We’ve seen a lot of you lately…” Matt then asked Anne about those SANS CHONIES pictures and I thought she was going to say that she was actually wearing custom-made Tom Ford pubic hair panties, but instead she said that it makes her sad knowing that we live in a world where pieces of trash sell pictures like that and bigger pieces of trash post them on their piece of trash websites (Why is everyone looking at me?!). Here’s Anne’s response:
“It was obviously an unfortunate incident. It kind of made me sad on two accounts. One was that I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of another person in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it, and do the decent thing, sells it. And I’m sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to ‘Les Mis,’ that’s what my character is, she is someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there’s no social safety net. So lets get back to Les Mis.”
Anne also told The NY Daily News that her dress was so tight and she was so busy with trying to get out of the SUV that she didn’t realize half of her crotch fluff was showing. Anne said, “It was devastating. They saw everything. I might as well have lifted up my skirt for them.”
You know, if none of us wore panties then we’d all flash each other all the time and it wouldn’t be such a scandal or shock anytime someone’s genital bush made an appearance out in public. We should all unite with Anne Hathaway by burning all of our chonies and we should all go panty-less in public all the time. That’s what we should do! You go first, Hugh Jackman….
Here’s Anne and Hugh (wearing way too much underwear) at The Museum of Moving Images Salute to Hugh Jackman in NYC last night.