Afternoon Crumbs

December 12, 2012 / Posted by:

If your genitals are too moist and you want to dry them up, just stare at this picture of Madge sucking the youth out of Baby Brahim – Celebslam

Strangely enough, I scream for a brain epidural every time Megan Fox starts talking  – Lainey Gossip

So I guess I can cross “a picture of Anderson Cooper in assless meggings” off my Christmas list – Towleroad

The only person from Private Practice I want to see in a bikini is Benjamin Bratt, but I guess I’ll settle for Kate Walsh  – Hollywood Tuna 

Nicole Kidman didn’t piss on Zac Efron for nothing – Celebitchy

Amanda Seyfried buttchugged vodka in her dressing room at LettermanThe Superficial 

…..and in the elves locker room in Santa’s Workshop, every elf just hung these pictures of Hayden Panatroll on the inside of their locker doors – Drunken Stepfather

27 pictures of hot pieces in kilts and not one wardrobe malfunction?! Please send them all to Anne Hathaway so she can show them how it’s done – The Berry 

In a few months, a baby will get to say the words, “PEPAW DUBYA!” – ICYDK

In a “Who’s more interesting?” competition between MiserAlba and that cake box, the cake box wins – Popoholic

In case you’re wondering what’s the #1 song on iTunes in Hell – Just Jared

Shia LaDouche’s shaved head tells me that he got lice – Popsugar

The tampon nativity scene is almost more charming than LeAnn Rimes’ suppositories nativity scene – OMG Blog 

Sweet Brown ain’t got time for bronchitis, but she does have time for interviews – Crunk + Disorderly 

How long before Lindsay Lohan and Terry Richardson recreate these for AARP Magazine? – Hollywood Rag 

Xtina gives good GIF – Cityrag

Needs more tongue – SOW

Jennifer Aniston still hates her mom – I’m Not Obsessed

FYI: Ian McKellen’s prostate is fine – ABC News 

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