Justin Bieber Is A Squirter

December 11, 2012 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber kept collecting credits toward his degree in douchebaggery yesterday when he left a store in Miami and launched a premeditated water bottle attack on the paparazzi. Now the paparazzi know how Selena Gomez felt when she changed Justin Bieber’s nappy and he pissed out a diaper geyser right into her face.

It’s hard out there for a millionaire toddler, so right before he came out of the store, Justin unscrewed a water bottle and then threw all of it at the paps. LITTER BITCH! Why didn’t Bette Middler pop out of a nearby recycling can, chase Justin down and spank the toddler snot out of him for littering? Then she should’ve kept spanking his ass for sticking his legs in the sleeves of an upside down sweater and wearing that shit like it’s pants.

The sad thing is, Justin really thinks he’s the hardest gangbanger baby in the game. Will somebody please throw him in a playpen with Latarian Milton so he can learn once and for all who the true Hood Rat Stuff leader is.

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