From The I CAN’T Files: Taylor Swift and Harry Styles Do The Dirty Dancing Lift

December 11, 2012 / Posted by:

Okay, Baby should be put in the corner this time.

At an after-party for Z100’s Jingle Ball in NYC on Friday night, Taylor Swift and Harry Styles had the time of their lives when they did the Dirty Dancing lift on the dance floor. This would be okay if they had both snorted powdered Ecstasy or were ten shades of drunk, and did it as a joke. But you know they practiced this during one of their slumber parties and Taylor made the DJ play the right song and everything. They did this for serious.

Harry Styles had Taylor Swift’s apple tart vagina that close to his face and she’s looking up into the spotlights like she’s Jennifer Grey, and he didn’t drop her ass on the floor before picking up the phone to fire his publicist for setting this fake shit up? Molding pieces of bread into heart shapes to feed the ducks at Central Park during a staged photo op is ONE thing to do for attention, but doing the Dirty Dancing lift with Taylor Swift is another. At what cost is it worth getting a cover of Life & Style, Harry Styles? At what cost? I can’t look at you anymore, Harry.

And in this picture, Taylor is totally saying, “Say, ‘Nobody puts Taylor in the corner’ one more time! Please. I won’t make you tuck my Holly Hobbies dolls in tonight if you do.

via Heat World

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