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December 11, 2012 / Posted by:

The Nutsack Christmas Tree Ornament!

If you’ve always wanted to walk into your living room and find John Travolta with his mouth around one of your Christmas tree ornaments, then this pair of holiday nutsacks is for you. The testicular cancer organization Orchid is raising awareness this holiday season by selling an ornament that I’d probably lick on if I was sober and would definitely lick on if I was drunk.

It doesn’t really look like man huevos to me. It looks more like a baboon’s swollen anal glands that are about to pop or Elmo’s shaved ass cheeks. It would be so much better if it came in blue or extra veiny, but they’ll still look extra special hanging on your tree. Don’t forget to top it with your Christmas peen star.

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