Tuesday, December 11th 2012

Hot Slut Of The Day!

The Nutsack Christmas Tree Ornament!

If you've always wanted to walk into your living room and find John Travolta with his mouth around one of your Christmas tree ornaments, then this pair of holiday nutsacks is for you. The testicular cancer organization Orchid is raising awareness this holiday season by selling an ornament that I'd probably lick on if I was sober and would definitely lick on if I was drunk.

It doesn't really look like man huevos to me. It looks more like a baboon's swollen anal glands that are about to pop or Elmo's shaved ass cheeks. It would be so much better if it came in blue or extra veiny, but they'll still look extra special hanging on your tree. Don't forget to top it with your Christmas peen star.

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fauve's picture
Submitted by fauve on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:54pm.

Yeah, I thought it was Coco's sunburnt ass, too.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 1:37pm.

YES.

I'm getting one.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

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Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 1:22pm.

I'm with MK, it needs that touch of scrote for it to really speak to me.

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 12:15pm.

I need this to go next to my red jalepeño ornament.

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Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 11:46am.

These would make a good gift for Chaz Bone-no.

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 11:40am.

Nutsacks roasting by on open fire.......

Submitted by dementa on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 10:41am.

Designed by Yoko Ono.

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Submitted by soulks on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 1:25pm.

yeah I don't think I could take THAT to the ornament exchange Christmas party. ;>

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Submitted by Darknight on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 10:14am.

*adds candy cane striped vibrator to christmas list*
Thanks, Hairy Back Mary!!

These balls, no.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 10:00am.

I JUST CAN'T WITH ALL THE GODDAMN BOLD TYPE!!!!!

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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:58am.

Balls, butt and boobs...this is the proper way to get into the Christmas spirit...

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:53am.

Consensus is: THIS IS AN ASS.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:47am.

Elmo's shaved ass cheeks..... <3

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LaChaylo's picture
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:45am.

Now this is what Yoko Ono could've done with her balls sketch.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:29am.

Balls.

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Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:27am.

I would buy a pair fo sho.

Meatblocks's picture
Submitted by Meatblocks on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:23am.

stimpy's buttocks on my tree? FESTIVE!!!

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Hekki's picture
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:21am.

I like the way they have a man's hand showcasing the scrotatiousness. About to gently cradle them... HAHAHAHA!

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:19am.

BOLD

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

shopaholic's picture
Submitted by shopaholic on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:19am.

I thought it was Coco's ass.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:17am.

Looks like an Oommpa Loompa's ass.

TexnDoc's picture
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:15am.

I can't see the peen star. Has the font suddenly changed here?

Hairy Back Mary's picture
Submitted by Hairy Back Mary on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:15am.

Whoa, it's all in a bold font, it must be a really special hot slut!
You should see the ornaments we have at my store (Spencer's)....gingerbread men doing it doggy style, santa's ass that farts "Jingle Bells", candy cane with a penis head on one end, and my personal favourite (though not actually a tree ornament), the candy cane striped vibrator. Tis the season!

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Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:12am.

ive heard of blue balls but red balls?

red balls give you wings.

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