Brooke Mueller Is Trying Rehab Again For The 19th Time
Over the weekend, Brooke Mueller almost slow danced with the Grim Reaper when she overdosed on some kind of bad shit. Brooke's assistant called 911 after she wouldn't wake up while passed out on her bed, and at the time she played the "I JUST HAD THE TIREDS!" card. But we all knew that she wasn't tired, because it's hard to be tired when you don't work, have a full-time nanny and a full-time assistant who will light your crack pipe so you don't have to.
Brooke is now admitting that she has a problem, but it isn't with crack, coke or Wet 'N Wild black eyeliner. Brooke has got it bad for Adderall.
TMZ says that Brooke admits that she's been eating too many Adderall pills and she just can't stop eating them. Brooke is back in rehab for the 19th time to try to kick her hunger for them. Brooke's lawyer tells TMZ in lawyer talk that bitch is an Adderallhead:
"Brooke was uncomfortable with the way Adderall was making her behave. Brooke continues her lifelong battle with drug addiction by taking these steps herself to prevent a further drug relapse."
"Brooke was uncomfortable with the way Adderall was making her behave" is really a nice way of saying "Brooke was uncomfortable with the fact that she almost motherfucking died from eating too much Adderall." Brooke had a few drops of the sweet nectar in her body when she overdosed and she's currently on probation and isn't allowed to drink booze of any kind, so going to rehab could be a way of trying to avoid some time in the chokey. A tip for Brooke for next time: another good way to avoid spending time in the chokey is to be Lindsay Lohan. It works every time.
Yeah, being in rehab for the 19th time is nuts. But if at one point in my life I regularly sucked on Charlie Sheen's grilled sweet baby sausage dick after he blew crack smoke into my sex parts, I too would be reaching for mind-numbing substances at all hours of the day. It's a medical fact that whores who suck on Charlie's peen suffer from PTSD. Just look at that picture of Brooke above. Bitch is having a terrifying flashback.
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She's not an attractive woman but I'm surprised that she doesn't look worse, MUCH worse, considering how she's abused her body with chemicals...
Wow I didn't think that there was anyone more useless and a bigger waste of space and air than The Lohans and The Kartrashians but this twat might have them beat.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 12:07pm.
Submitted by Whamo: "You HAVE to see the picture TMZ has up on this story!! you have to see the hand she had hanging out the car window in the screen shot. I swear it looks like the blackened rotting hand of death. I doesn't look like it's dirty it looks fucking diseased and dying, I was TOTALY creeped out looking at it."
I saw that! But all the people in the comments said that crackheads' hands don't look like that and that it probably WAS spray paint, as she said. I don't know.But honestly, what normal person wouldn't use a glove, or try to get the paint off their hands before going out?
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I've been making jewelry of ALL kinds for years. I do not spray paint my jewelry and I've never heard of it. Who would want spray paint resting against their bare skin? THAT HAND may be covered in spray paint, but bitch doesn't know what's she's doing if she's using spray paint on jewelry.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 11:50am.
Nineteen times? How is this even possible?
I hope someone is taking care of the kids. May I suggest the tiger pen at the nearest zoo? They'd probably do a better job of it.
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*Hasetily puts up "Rehab" sign on tiger cage.*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Let's face it...rehab for her has become just part of her lifestyle. She let's her addictions go out of control for a while until she becomes almost non functioning then goes to rehab to get cleaned up and then the cycle starts all over again. 20...21...22
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I heard that the 19th time is the charmer.
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JTROS - Thanks for the kind words. I'm sorry you have a crappy Dr. too. After detoxing off pain meds I realized they change your perception of pain. It's like a rebound reaction or something where your body registers pain to get the drug. I am so much better without the strong stuff. I agree that more natural methods for pain are better when possible. Have you ever tried Arnica? Boiron makes pellets and a gel version. Really helps me.
Atomic City - My sympathies to you for being in the chronic disease boat too. It really sucks to have a problem that all you can do is "manage". I've often wished I had something worse if it was "curable". It can be a real struggle, but it's sometimes nice to know you're not alone out there. There is one thing the internets are good for. That and dlisted. I send you my good wishes.
Submitted by AtomicCity on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 5:38pm.
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Sometime I wonder if he knows I'm dying and is just trying to make it easier.
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I shouldn't laugh, but that part totally made me LOL.
JTROS, I'm with you. I'm a well-educated easrly-thirtyish young lady. I went to see a new doc for a chronic disease-whic is treatable but uncurable- I walked out with 180 Hydro 10's, 2mg xanax bars, amongst others. Now I've been taken off the xanaz (cause I did wacky shit on it) and he's switched me to Perc 10s. No thanks! He even offered Oxy 20s or Roxis. No fucking way.
And this doc is legit, he's my purer than snow mother's doc. She doesn't even take Tylenol.
Sometime I wonder if he knows I'm dying and is just trying to make it easier.
Submitted by CashewTime. on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 4:12pm.
Hi JTROS!
In case you're busy during OP, wish you the best this week!
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Thanks! Still working. My last day is Friday. Surgery is Monday. I'll try to chat more in OP, but I'm hella swamped this week trying to get my shit together.
18 times?!? Her rehab stints are old enough to vote. Very, very few things have I tried anything 18 times. You either let it stick after the first few or your are hell-bent on landing a standing back tuck in order to make the junior high cheer squad. Yes, I had a few cracked tailbones, skinned noses and pump knots....so I guess the differences isn't to diiferent. You should tell Charlie I knocked my front on a bar routine, new alibi for him! Cha-ching!
Hey Brooke, look what I can do. Oh but wait, where are your kids????
Tmz is so full of shit!
Hi JTROS!
In case you're busy during OP, wish you the best this week!
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Man, she just makes me sad. Those poor kids.
Whamo-I feel really, really sad for the monkey also. Heartbreaking. Poor baby is probably so lonely and used to humans around him. I hope the other monkeys are nice to him, and maybe he'll like the monkey company :(.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Where was Emilio through all this?! EEEEEEEMIIIIIILLLLLIIIIOOOOOO~~~~!!!
I can agree Charlie was sort of a looker in the 80's.
Submitted by Pennyroyal on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:18pm.
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Sorry to hear this :( Being in constant pain sucks.
JTROS,
You are so right about being treated like a criminal. My doctor was giving me 200 Norco every 2 weeks for a chronic pain problem for almost 8 years. 3 years ago I came to terms that I didn't want to take narcotics anymore for my pain. The chronic pain program at the hospital helped me wean off them. The people there treated me like shit even though I wanted to be there and was the only person there to get OFF pain medication. In 3 years I asked twice for something stronger than Motrin. Once for an ulcer, and the other last night when I threw out my back picking up my corgi. Both times denied. There must be a note on my file that says "drug addict" or something. Kaiser is a fucking joke.
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 1:48pm.
Whamo, I know what you mean, it's going to be very hard for the owner and especially for the sweet monkey who will miss it's "mommy". But hopefully the little monkey will be kept with other monkeys of it's species, and they will become his new family (just like in nature), and they'll be all friends and frolic together all day and play. And little monkey will not be lonely.
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And just as a follow-up, my friend works at a primate sanctuary (the place that took little Darwin in) and did her Master's in primatology. She would never work in a place that mistreats its animals or leaves them isolated from fellow animals.
JTROS - yes, it is sad. But look at their mother. I highly doubt she even really mothers them at all. You NEVER see her with them. Ever.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:30pm.
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I think that Denise is the best parent out of the whole bunch, but it's just so sad that those kids are being raised by daddy's second ex-wife and not mommy or daddy.
Although, it's good that they get to spend time with their sisters.
JTROS - Denise has been more of a mother to those twins than Brooke has. At least Denise (crazy as she is herself)seems to be a decent, responsible parent without a serious drug problem.
Good for her for stepping up for the welfare of her daughters brothers.
TMZ said that Adderall mimics the feeling of Cocaine. So NOW I get why Michael Lohan is always bringing up Adderall when he's concerned for Lindsay. I was always like, hmmm? why? What's the big deal about Adderall, so it makes you not eat, that's not surprising for Hollyweird. But NOW I get it! All these coke whores who have gone to jail for five seconds and are on probation or have gone thru fake ass rehab, they all get scripts for Adderall so they can walk around high as fuck and say it's a prescription. God I hate these sorts.
PSL- OMG Yes. He was so hot in those. Let's not leave out Red Dawn.
MJT- LOVED him like that, too! Such a hilarious scene. "Drugs?" "No, thank you. I'm straight."
TMZ is reporting that Denise Richards is going to be taking care of Brooke & Charlie's twins "indefinitely".
That's fucked up.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:17pm
me too. Even in Ferris Bueller when he looked strung out he was HOT.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
louise, OMG- Platoon? Wall Street? *drools*
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This is the time to remember
Cause it will not last forever
These are the days to hold on to
Cause we won't, although we'll want to
PSL- he really was. I had such a crush on him when I was little, which, knowing what we know about him now, seems really unwholesome.
Submitted by Saix on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:10pm.
Charlie Sheen was GORGEOUS before he ruined his looks with drugs. In the 80's and early 90's, dude was BEAUTIFUL.
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This is the time to remember
Cause it will not last forever
These are the days to hold on to
Cause we won't, although we'll want to
Does this woman even remember she HAS kids?
Those kids got the bad genes. I hope for their sake they don't a.) inherit Charlie Sheen's looks, b.) inherit Brooke's looks, c.) inherit the love for the bad shit.
Get serious, at this point she does it to avoid going to jail.
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This is the time to remember
Cause it will not last forever
These are the days to hold on to
Cause we won't, although we'll want to
Submitted by JTROS on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 1:54pm.
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I figure they can smell my love of pills, which is fine, whatever. But I don't have health insurance, so if I go to the doctor, it's usually pretty serious. It's not like I'm going in every week trying to get high.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 1:48pm.
Whamo, I know what you mean, it's going to be very hard for the owner and especially for the sweet monkey who will miss it's "mommy". But hopefully the little monkey will be kept with other monkeys of it's species, and they will become his new family (just like in nature), and they'll be all friends and frolic together all day and play. And little monkey will not be lonely.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
I guess it's a blessing those twins have full time nanny's, because I'm sure they have no clue who their mother is.
At some point, going to rehab is meaningless, and the best thing that can be done is to hit the person in the head with a baseball bat. I think we've reached that point with her...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
It's fools like these stupid ass non-celebrities that makes it difficult for regular folks that actually do need this stuff to get prescriptions.
Adderall = amphetamine = addiction. PERIOD
wow even charlie sheen is too good for her
Aphid, her kids are better off without her....
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This is the time to remember
Cause it will not last forever
These are the days to hold on to
Cause we won't, although we'll want to
What was this dopehead taking Adderall for anyway? Someone should investigate these doctors who prescribe addictive pills to a dopehead who's been in rehab 18 times?
Submitted by Pennyroyal on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 1:52pm.
"Brooke was uncomfortable with the way Adderall was making her behave."
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that statement got to me too. what a crock of shit.
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This is the time to remember
Cause it will not last forever
These are the days to hold on to
Cause we won't, although we'll want to
Submitted by Jeanneee on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 1:46pm.
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Doctors seem to throw prescriptions at me. Except for the one that is a medical necessity for me: they treat me like a fucking criminal to get Robinul. I actually told a doctor to go fuck himself for the way he treated me when I tried to get the Rx refilled.
But, if I ever wanted percocet, vicodin, tylenol 3, adderall, muscle relaxers, ambien, etc., they're more than willing to just write a Rx for any of those, no questions asked.
Too bad I don't like the side effects of any of those prescriptions. I always ask for a more natural alternative, much to my husband's dismay.
"Brooke was uncomfortable with the way Adderall was making her behave."
You don't like the medications effects so you go to rehab? Sounds legit.
M.E., it wouldn't surprise me.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 1:41pm.
Here I thought the "19th" time in rehab was an exaggeration! Holy fuck!
Why does she still have custody of the kids? Oh yeah, Charlie Sheen is their father....
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Like I've said 100 times, his knowledge of Heidi Fleiss's little lack book and the contents of it make him untouchable.
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 1:26pm.
Whamster, no way they'd keep tropical climate animals outside in Canadian freezing winter. It would be sure death. Maybe in winter they're kept in a heated enclosure?
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Ya where they are keeping it is about an hour away from where I live, there is NO WAY it's out side. I'm just feel bad for both of them, I just couldn't imagine having a pet there one day and gone the next, especially and animal like that which would be just that much more human. It would be like having your baby taken away!
(I know not really but you know what I mean)
What kind of quack doctor would prescribe Adderall to a known drug addict? I practically have to submit a urine sample and a typed thesis when I want 10 percocets for a horribly painful kidney infection, and this stupid bitch gets as many Addies as she can eat? Ugh.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Here I thought the "19th" time in rehab was an exaggeration! Holy fuck!
Why does she still have custody of the kids? Oh yeah, Charlie Sheen is their father....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Kirakat on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 1:30pm.
Did u guys know adderall is a schedule 2 drug (can be prescribed)..so is cocaine. But marijuana is schedule 1. ..go figure. Wonder how much she paid the Dr for a script..he should've known better with her history ...
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Apparently she has a legit script to treat her ADHD.
Wonder if she was wrongly diagnosed, as many are being these days.
I saw her rotten-looking hand on TMZ... it reminded me of Dumbledore's poisoned hand from one of the Harry Twatter movies.
I see a tag on her toe in the future, unfortunately. Those poor kids.