Tuesday, December 11th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Jermaine Jackson (58)
Hailee Steinfeld (16)
Rider Strong (33)
Rey Mysterio (38)
Ben Shephard (38)
Mos Def (39)
Mo'Nique (45)
Gary Dourdan (46)
Lisa Gastineau (53)
Isabella Hofmann (54)
Nikki Sixx (54)
Teri Garr (65)
Lynda Day George (68)
Brenda Lee (68)
John Kerry (69)
Donna Mills (72)
Rita Moreno (81)

Posted by: Michael K


oceanlover998's picture

...Can't believe I missed the Birthdays for Dec 10!!!...

....well of course a HBD to Donna Mills who looks, well...nothing short of miraculous for 72...
http://www.zimbio.com/Donna+Mills/pictures/pro

...but will forever remain the queen of cheesy camp classics with this gem...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_xgxFEj9aw

...pour yourself a glass of wine and a long bath and drink in the fabulousness...

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Tyroan's picture

HBD Yasiin Bey!

Happy B Day to Teri Garr who got her start in Hollywood as a teenager dancing in some of Elvis' movies! That must have been a memorable trip.

Anita Bidet's picture

so weird to see nikki sixx next to teri garr

CarrieOn's picture

Happy Birhday to Nikki Sixx, the hottest member of the Crüe!

Whamo's picture

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 12:05pm.
Whamo, I believe Teri Gar has MS:(
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Ya I thought that's what she had, bummer

HB to Rita Moreno!

I had a huge crush on Ryder back in the day. :)

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Deb's picture

HB to Rita Moreno, Teri Garr ("Roll in da hay!"), and Jermaine's old 'fro.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

DR.FUNK's picture

HB JERMAINE JACKSON...Dude had a pretty decent solo career.Probably would've gotten more recognition had he not been part of music royalty.Hey...pleasant problem to have.Dude could really BRING THE FUNK back in the day too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUDvV4KWcAY

Yeahhhh...now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

Bossy's picture

Jermaine looked good. I always did feel bad about Michael messing up his face and general appearance. He was actually a good looking kid to begin with: http://www.premierevanities.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/MichaelJ...

I guess he just didn't see it.

peep's picture

Happy B-Day Mos Def! Didn't realize he has been acting since the early 90's. I had the sads when Brother Sam died on Dexter last season.
And Happy B-Day to Hailee Steinfeld, who I thought was great in True Grit.

RandéSleepover's picture

I guess Rider Strong's middle name is "King." He graduated magna cum laude from Columbia. You know he's smart because even he said, "If I ever become a porn star, I won't have to change my name."

soulks's picture

Mornin Dlisterssss(noghangover) HB Donna Mills THE best B/looking/actor on Knotts Landing.

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"I want monaaaay!"- what HBB wants for Christmas

can be a pushy broad's picture

Whamo, I believe Teri Gar has MS:(

can be a pushy broad's picture

So many hot chick BD's
Teri Gar, Donna Mills, Rita Moreno, Lyda Day George and Brenda Lee

Scott in NYC's picture

BHD, Donna Mills! Abby Cunningham will always be one of the best, most beautiful bitches on TV.

I took my sons name from Rider (Ryder)..so HB slut!
That's all I got I'm fucking tired!

Saphris's picture

Isn't he the Jackson that got fed up and wanted to change his name to "Jacksun" ?

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

HBD to Rita Moreno (I wonder if Morgan Freeman ever tapped that shit back on the Electric Company)...

HBD to freakin Nikki Sixx!! saw him with the Crue 4 or 5 times on the Girls, Girls, Girls tour... good times.

HBD to Shawn aka Rider Strong (LOL at MissJane) I guarantee you he knocked the bottom out of Topanga behind Cory's back.

HBD to Teri Garr... I fell in love with your ass in Mr. Mom... *sigh* so freakin hot in Young FranenSCHTEEN....

HBD Mo' Nique!!! my favorite role of hers... break yo dick off!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCoO-L33YKs

....But what about Jermaine?

Fuck Jermaine, he don't belong speakin mine or Timbaland's name...
You midget, mini-me, with a buncha little mini-you's
Runnin round your backyard swimmin pools
Over 80 million records sold
And I ain't have to do it with 10 or 11 year olds....

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ba-buttons's picture

Happy B-Day Rey Mysterio!!!

ba-buttons is an old fart and not a fan of the WWE but much respect to Rey.

A tremendous worker in the ring and the epitome of the luchador style of wrestling. While no Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka or Great Muta, I'm sure old Gorilla Monsoon more than once commented, "What's this Bobby??? Looks like Mysterio is attempting to go high risk!!!"

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

Hekki's picture

Happy Birfday to the following vagina-havers:

Mo'Nique, Teri Garr, Brenda Lee and Rita Moreno. Live it up, ladies!

TexnDoc's picture

Rita is a member of the Oscar-Emmy-Grammy-Tony club like Streisand. The only Latina I wonder?

shade's picture

HB to Rita "HEYYY YOU GUYYYYS!!" Moreno...
Teri and Mos Def!

LaChaylo's picture

Mmmm, Mos Def I'd mos def hit. Happy birthday, Yasiin Bey!

Felicidades to the indomitable Rita Moreno!

Mrs. Voorhees's picture

So much love to Donna Jean Miller on the occasion of her birthday.

MissJaneTexas's picture

I used to be so in love with Rider Strong. HBD.

HBD Mos Def, Brenda Lee and Nikki Sixx.

Gary Dourden used to be the hotness, so sad. He looks like ass now.

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LoCoJo's picture

I didn't realize Nikki Sixx was 54. He looks good, all things considered. Mick Mars, on the other hand, has looked 150 ever since I can remember. Yes, I know, he has serious health problems.

And judging by that Jermaine Jackson pic--I probably would have if I'd been around (and old enough) back in the day.

caren withak's picture

HB to the tremendous Rita!!!!! and also the fab funny Teri Garr -- from Elvis extra to Young Frankenstein and beyond!!!!!!

Whamo's picture

Jermaine Jackson...gotta love those fros, I get a kick out of seeing some kid walking down the street with a massive fro these days, I guess there on the comeback

Rider Strong......Gheeeyest name going, what's your sister's name Pumper Soft?

Mos Def....He's a pretty solid actor for a rapper, liked him in 16 Blocks

Mo'Nique....all I can think of are her disgusting hairy ass legs,

Gary Dourdan...hope you get your shit together bro

Nikki Sixx...was never a big hair band lover but I don't mind Motley Crue, at least they had talent behind all that sizzle.

Teri Garr....ya gotta love this chick, funny, smart and pretty. I'm not sure what she got but she blew up to the size of a house from her meds

Lynda Day George...man she was pretty blue eyed beauty on Mission Impossible..gettin old sucks

Brenda Lee...all I can think of is cheesy 70s-80s movies

Happy Bday Sluts

TexnDoc's picture

HB Teri Garr. I remember when she was Cher's second banana on their variety show.

BernardProfitendieu's picture

the has-been freak who named his kid Jermajesty

Few Words's picture

awesome POWER 'FRO.

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fredfred's picture

i love teri garr.

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freshfacestripper's picture

He got some Ashy knees.. Happy Birthday,Rita Moreno!