Anne Hathaway's Coochie Hair Made An Appearance Last Night, But More Importantly What Are Those Boots?!
Anne Hathaway didn't wear panties to the NYC premiere of Les Miserables last night, because panties weigh like 0.10 pounds and she needs to look as skinny and malnourished as possible to win that Oscar. If you really need to know what shape Anne Hathaway points to in the pubic hair styling catalog when she goes to the waxing salon, make sure your boss is okay with muffs in the workplace when you look at the NSFW un-Oscar'd version of that pic by clicking here. Yes, Anne Hathaway should thank her crotch fur when she wins that Oscar, but who cares about that. We should be throwing holy water and hissing at those brace shoe things on her legs.
There was this one kid in my kindergarten class who had a bad mom. She was a drunk, never packed his lunch and always yelled at him in front of us after school. On Halloween day, he came to school without a costume on his body. The teacher and some of us students made him a Superman costume using construction paper and a trash bag. Yes, the trash bag was his cape and yes, his trash bag cape looked better and more expensive than the crap Anne Hathaway had on her back last night. Maybe Anne is trying to make extra money and is hoping that people will drop their recyclables in her trash bag cape? I don't know what's worse: that Hefty balloon on her back or those brace shoes. I'm going with the brace shoes.
Those brace shoes make Anne look like a dominatrix paraplegic cyborg. I'm a piece of trash who's always barefoot and even wearing socks make me feel like I'm being suffocated, so just looking at those leather leg warmers and belts on Anne's legs is making me hyperventilate. On a positive note, at least Anne can keep her cell phone, condoms, extra pair of panties, lipstick and tampons in there.
Here's more of Anne at last night's Les Mis premiere with Amanda Seyfried (Note: I don't know if that Star Trek triangle eyeliner is the look or not.), Eddie Redmayne, Samantha Barks, Hugh Jackman with his orange wife and Russell Crowe.
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Submitted by lovesmesomeblackdick on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 4:48pm.
I saw the play in NYC years ago...it was awful...so long and so boring...both my husband and I fell asleep.
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I KNOW. Tedious. Severely tedious that play was. I had to sit through it with my boyfriend and his parents so I had to force my eyes to stay open meanwhile the parents are sobbing away.
Okay, why are they already looking at her as a supporting Oscar possibility? When was the last time somebody won for a musical theater-type role? There have to be some better, more qualified candidates in 2012....
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 4:36pm.
my late mom positively despised actor Henry Winkler -- she couldn't stand him! If his face came on the TV we had to change the channel immediately.
LOL forever!
Hey honey <3
The reason I dislike her is epitomized by her Oscar hosting --- breathless earnestness. likemelikemelikemelikemelikeme!!!! See how hard I work to make you like me!!!! Also she is exactly the same in every movie (except maybe Rachel Getting Married). Her gangly body.
Anne Hathaway doesn't bother me either and I don't think she's a nasty ho for flashing the camera.
While I don't necessarily like the boots or dress, they are an interesting combination together. Because of her body and face, she can pull off some outfits that most couldn't. The dress is unique and I like the super trashy boots with a long evening dress. Nice contrast. If Carmen Electra or Kendra/Holly wore them, they'd pair them with a short skirt or tiny shorts and just look whorish.
Amanda Seyfried is such a beautiful woman with such interesting features that it must be so fun to make up her face. The make-up is severe but that looks like a pretty formal red carpet.
As for Hugh's wife.... no words.
Meh. I can't wait til next year for the next young star ready for their coronation to A list and all the campaigning they do for an oscar JUST LIKE ONE OF THEM DOES EVERY YEAR IN HOLLYWOOD (and they award it to a foreign actress.)
I'm tired of hating on Anne already, let's start on the next one.
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What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk the streets of Dublin thinking he's Bono.
No matter how much she diets, cuts her hair or shows her snatch (eyeroll), she will always be the nerdy girl in Princess Diaries to me. I just don't see the hot. Sorry.
I like her, always have. I do find her current ho strolling to be pretty tedious, especially paired with the, uh... fashion she's trying to sport.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 4:51pm.
Makes sense. :)
I really didn't mean to grill anyone - I really don't read a lot of the oscar ho strolls or watch celebrity interviews so I miss out on a lot of the annoying ;)
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 4:25pm.
You don't. That is why I made the follow up comment. I was just curious - cause most of the time I am with the crowd - and i didn't know what i missed with her. Carry on :)
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I put the snatch pic into my Adobe platinum 500 photo viewer ($5000) what the pros use, enlarged 2000% and have a detailed image of a pubic lice on her 7th (L-R) cooter hair. Incredible.
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MJT, I'm glad you've had good experiences with Anne. I can tell you why she's gotten on my nerves lately. It seems like she's hitting the ho stroll extra hard and really lobbying for that Oscar, talking about her hair and losing weight. My sentiment is if you're really that good, why ass kiss so much and try sohard. She's coming off as disingenuous. That interview where she brought up her gay brother constantly was pretty painful to read. Just my thoughts. :-)
She looks beautiful from the neck up, but that outfit, like the other one she wore the other night, not flattering.
The Shoe Police need to make two arrests.
I saw the play in NYC years ago...it was awful...so long and so boring...both my husband and I fell asleep. The trailers make it look good..but I just can't. Anne does have a very nice singing voice though. No matter I like her.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 4:36pm.
Lucie -- hello love (<3) and good point! There's just some people we hate and we can't explain exactly why, right? For example, my late mom positively despised actor Henry Winkler -- she couldn't stand him! If his face came on the TV we had to change the channel immediately.
I don't know why but that is making me laugh so hard!
Why wouldn't you wear culottes with an outfit like that--unless you were planning to give everyone a nasty eyeful?
Nothing against Hugh's wife but she is starting to resemble Joan Van Ark. step away from the scalpel!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
What is Mrs. Jackman's nose doing? It appears her left nostril is trying to escape her face.
How does she go from this...http://digital-photo.com.au/gallery3/index.php/People/celebrity/Australia-premiere/Hugh-Jackman_s-wife-Deborah-Lee-Furness-arrives-for-the-world-premiere-of-_Australia_-at-the-George-Street-Greater-Union-Ci
to the above look in only four years time??
Lucie -- hello love (<3) and good point! There's just some people we hate and we can't explain exactly why, right? For example, my late mom positively despised actor Henry Winkler -- she couldn't stand him! If his face came on the TV we had to change the channel immediately. And from what I hear, Mr. Winkler is a really, really nice guy IRL. Hathaway makes me stabby -- when I see her stupid cow eyes on the Les Miz commercial, I want to punch the shit out of her face!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Russell Crowe looks like he should be a plumber or an exterminator or something...he's not aging well.
Anne Hathaway needs to stop,collaborate and listen because that outfit looks like a Lady GaGa costume reject.
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I loathe her and her endless talking about her diet. And then more talking about her diet. And then her diet again. Diet diet diet diet diet diet diet. Women like that are fucking annoying and such a bad stereotype.
If Anne loses the Oscar it will be the the most delicious loss since Kate Hudson lost for "Almost Famous" after spending the previous six months bragging about how she and her mother were going to have won an Oscar at the same age.
I don't think there's any chance Anne will lose though...but maybe this flashing will do it...
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 4:25pm
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Sal baby! Yeah, nothing new here just studio push for people who don't deserve it. We've seen this before, haven't we? ;)
Hey, Carry gave me my first laugh of the day -
"I too not intested to reply to you damn woman"
Lmao!
Les Miserables. Batman. A Star Is Born. No generation shall be spared from the same old, tired Hollywood properties.
ugh. she was good in Devil wears Prada. besides that movie, I don't care for her at all. FFS put some underwear on. Really? smh in disgust.
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
I want this bitch to lose the Oscar SOOO badly!
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Bummer, I thought she was classier then that. The boots from the knee down are hot but above the knee is a mess.
Amanda Sigfreid's eye makeup makes her look a bit lite Bette Davis. Not a good look,
When did we start having to justify our derision for certain celebrities here?
I don't hate Anne Hathaway. She works, never phones it in.
I do, however, have much MUCH hate for those boots. FUUUUUUUUUCK NO. I get wanting to be all dramatic and shit, but come on now. They look CHEAP. I don't get it.
Also, Crowe needs to get his eyes did, damn.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 4:15pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:58pm.
But why? How do you know she is phony? Serious question.
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Because I can just tell. When asked how she lost the weight on some late night talk show she responds with I can't tell you, you'll worry. Really? I'll worry about her and how she lost weight? Blecch.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:25pm.
I CANNOT stand Anne Hathaway! She's exciting as day-old oatmeal. I can't wait until she does NOT win the Oscar for this fucking movie, which I will NOT be seeing. Talk about this thing being over-hyped! I can't wait to see her face fall when they announce she's not the winner -- ah, the schadenfreude!!!!!!
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This! I've been hearing Oscar buzz for a good six months for this tramp. For why? The film hasn't even come out. I'll watch the Oscars just to see her lose. And I used to like her somewhat, but I can't take anyone seriously after I've seen their bush. Dirty ho. No Oscar for you!
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I can't believe this shit either. It's the media creating this overhype, barely anyone has seen the movie and they're reporting everywhere that she's the Oscar favorite. She definitely has some good PR agents in the industry with lots of friends in the media, because there's no fucking way that everyone else is written off. Otherwise, my only guess is that she's blowing every reporter for a good review.
I love Boogie Nights.
"Let me just check on something. That's a giant cock."
"Doesn't it scare you? Working with those evil forces?"
"What?"
"Evil forces!"
"It's an illusion!"
"Confusion?"
"Thank you!"
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:54pm.
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I've liked her in a lot of her movies, even Batman, but I can't with all of this Oscar baiting. She's not the only one who's transformed her looks. It seems like after our boyfriend DeNiro did it, people think it's a guaranteed win but what about the acting that goes with it? She's good in a lot of movies but she not great, not a layered actress. But who the fuck knows, Julia Roberts and Goopy won. And I can't miss the Oscars now after I missed Heroina's leg bomb. Damn.
I mean in the end - this is dlisted we make fun of everyone. So to each their own :) This one I just don't get.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:58pm.
But why? How do you know she is phony? Serious question. I have actually met her IRL on several occasions - and feel exactly the opposite.
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MJT -- it's not that Anne is an out & out bitch like Julia Roberts is, she's more of a hidden bitch. She's like a little miss perfect type, like Reese Witherspoon's Tracy Flick character in "Election," campaigning so hard to win and pretending to be so damn perfect. She's more subversive, and for me, that's why I hate her.
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@ Anno, I don't remember her in Drugstore Cowboy but it's been 20 years since I've seen it so, I do remember liking it though.
I will ALWAYS love Roller Girl
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:52pm.
Being serious for a second, she is a pretty lady and had she worn something more flattering from head to toe she would have looked great. Helen Mirren is older and the majority of the time (she's had some misses) she looks fabulous on the red carpet.
If Hugh is a ghey, he's really dropping the ball on saving her from fashion travesty.
Weezy, I agree with you. She could have polished up pretty nicely, but the ensemble looks like something my high school gym teacher would have suffered through a couple of hours in lol.
Lol @ Whamo - that's OK, I'll forever love Heather for Boogie Nights and Drugstore Cowboy.
Thumbnail seven, or eight if you count the main pic, amanda is looking natalie portman ish. I still like ann hathaway even though she looks smug in pics. The princess diaries movies are some of my favorites, more because julie andrews is gangster, but also ann is sweet.
UBF I'm so not clicking on that until I get home LOL :D
Submitted by Oddly_Titillating on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:58pm.
Is that really Hugh Jackman's wife?? She is ROUGH looking.
she's an actress where you may have heard her name before but you sure as hell don't remember her face. actually I don't remember her name either. I just watched 60 Minutes on Sunday *shrug*
damn I wish this bullshit movie would just head to the Cinemax2 channel so I can stop being tortured with this Lez Miz clapdrap in every possible medium. I read the book AND saw the play and I still don't get it
Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:54pm.
@ Whamo - nice HG pic, but scroll down DISBELIEVER!:
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Oh come on now, they look a "bit" alike BUT Heather's eyes don't bulge out of her head like a cartoon character just realizing it's going to be hit by a train!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:59pm.
For ditquoi and Glambert:
http://www.therundown.tv/headlines/say-what/britney-spears-a-hot-bloody-...
hahaha
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That picture is already SCARRED into my memories. No need for me to click the link.
From the neck up, she's perfect. Is it weird that i thought the cooch was purty?
Still not watching this pretentious borefest. Salamander's dress is gorgeous, but who accentuates salamander eyes with Cleopatra makeup like that? Otherwise, she's pretty enough. As for the wife, I'm convinced the boys lie about their ages as much as the girls do, and it shows when they have nonfamous wives. I've met enough theater dorks to believe he mightt actually be fucking her (nothing wrong w that either). Or they're in one of those gay version Boston marriages, kinda like Margaret cho and her hub.
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BoredSlore, I know right??!! We wrote the same comment. We are obviously twin amateurs of precious beauties.
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Christmas cums early. Nice pubes Anne. This picture will make a havoc of my afternoon.
Anne's got bush, Anne's got, bush!!!!
We've got bush, we've, got, bush!!!
For ditquoi and Glambert:
http://www.therundown.tv/headlines/say-what/britney-spears-a-hot-bloody-...
hahaha
Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:55pm.
I really don't understand all the Anne hate. We always whine and moan about where are the people with actual talent - and here comes one - and we still hate on her.
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Becasue she acts like her shit don't stink. And she's a phony. That's why we hate on her.
Is that really Hugh Jackman's wife?? She is ROUGH looking.