Afternoon Crumbs

December 11, 2012 / Posted by:

It only took the help of a few animals wranglers, but Tom Hardy finally tamed and manicured the wild beast on his face – Lainey Gossip

Judging by the trailer for Man of Steel, I’m guessing you’re supposed to watch the new emo-esque Superman movie while listening to the Morrissey album of your choice – The Superficial 

Factice Magazine didn’t get any shot of Kim Kardashian’s ass, because they couldn’t afford to Photoshop the “Made in Indonesia by Mattel” stamp she’s got on her butt cheek – Hollywood Tuna 

Doogie Howser is allergic to beaver – Towleroad

Too much beige, too much boring and too much camel toe for one cover – Celebitchy

Erin Heatherton seems really excited about being in a bikini – Drunken Stepfather

If Hilary Duff walks to her car and the paps aren’t there to capture the moment, did Hilary Duff really walk to her car? –  Popoholic

Lindsay Lohan gets more money from Charlie Sheen than little girls with cancer do – IDLYITW

It’s nice to see that the Jackson 5’s old costumes were put to good use – OMG Blog

Speaking of stealing the Jackson 5’s old costumes…. – Just Jared

Ashley Olsen almost DIED the other day, or something – Popsugar

Meet the newest and most talented Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleader – The Berry 

Hopefully The Longer Ranger is the last nail in the coffin holding all of Johnny Depp’s makeup, so he’ll never paint his face white for a movie again – SOW

Kate Upton is everywhere else so she might as well be on VogueHollywood Rag 

Wonky McValtrex should be fed to Mama June’s chins for wearing a slutty Honey Boo Boo costume – Cityrag

The time I mistook Cher for Pete Burns I’m Not Obsessed

Burrito Surprise sounds like the name of a sex act I don’t want to know about  – Videogum

Pamela Anderson needs to hit Charlie Sheen up – Celebslam

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