That’s One Way To Do A Mic Check, I Guess

December 10, 2012 / Posted by:

During my first couple of weeks of preschool, I was a nightmare of a cunt child and I made it clear that I didn’t want to be there. I threw my shoes at walls and tried to escape whenever I had a chance. Eventually, the teachers refused to let me wear shoes and made me sit in the middle of them during story and nap time so I wouldn’t quit that bitch and run for the door. They should’ve had me arrested, honestly. My mom moved me to another preschool and then I was fine. (Note: My new-preschool had a giant Hot Dog and a giant Cinderella pumpkin in the playground, so I’m guessing that had something to do with why I suddenly decided to calm the shit down. Or my mom snuck weed in my morning peaches & cream oatmeal.) Anyway, Katt Williams should be put in a prison cell crib for continuing to spread the fuckery, but in the meantime they should take his shoes away and force him to sit between two preschool teachers at all times.

Katt has done a whole lot of foolish shit, including slapping a Target employee, during the past few weeks and you can add another one to the list. TMZ says that an audience member at Katt’s show in Seattle two Fridays ago has filed a $250,000 lawsuit against him for whipping him in the head with a mic. In the video, the angry leprechaun gets mad at Carlos Casto-Lin for recording his show. Katt sashays up to Carlos and says, “It could happen to you. Record me and see what happens to you. Go home and get your raggedy pistol and bring it back. I already got mine” before bopping him in the head with the mic. Carlos says he suffered a concussion and he won’t ever be able to calmly sit in the same room as a troll doll without fearing for his life.

The only thing that really surprises me about the video is that Katt was able to whoop that trick on the head with a mic. How was he able to do that? I didn’t see an assistant put a stepladder in front of Katt. I didn’t hear Katt ask for a lift. How did little ass Katt reach that dude’s head? Katt is magic! Yes, Katt uses his powers for evil, but he’s still magic.

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