Putting The Ass In Christmass

December 10, 2012 / Posted by:

Years from now, Gia Lopez’s therapist will pull out this picture to remind her of the moment that put the first scar on her childhood and she’ll slap herself in the face for not yanking a ho when she had the chance.

To sell his line of man chonies that look like lady chonies, Mario Lopez (aka forever AC Slater to me) made his new wife tweet a picture of him putting a star on top of their skinny ass Christmas tree. NO FATTIES in AC Slater’s house! That goes for the Christmas trees too.

It’s one thing to make your toddler daughter hold the stepladder for you, but it’s another to make her do it while you’re wearing panties that make your ass look extra hungry. It looks like it’s going to chomp on anything in its way.

On December 26th, John Travolta will gladly do Gia Lopez a favor and hold that ladder while AC Slater takes the star down. Yes, John will wear a mistletoe hat and yes his tongue will go down AC Slater’s chimney at one point or another. I think you might like it, AC Slater!

via ONTD

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