Lindsay Lohan Never Thanked Charlie Sheen For Giving Her $100,000
Charlie Sheen recently started his Save A Fellow Crack Whore Foundation and his first act of charity was sending Lindsay Lohan's manager a check for $100,000 to go toward her IRS debt. Two of the four horsemen, Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, bonded on the set of Scary Movie 5 by taking turns slurping vodka shots out of a call girl's b-hole and they got so close that she told him she owes the IRS $234,000. Charlie was going to give LiLo a donation right then and there, but she refused to take his money. But Lindsay Lohan did take his money later when he sent her that $100,000.
While talking to Entertainment Tonight's Chris Jacobs, Charlie said that he did give Lindsay Lohan $100,000 and she took his money, but she never even dropped him one simple thank you. Charlie said that he was happy to "pay it forward" and he owed her money from a "project" she did for him. via ET:
"I'm still waiting for a text to say 'thank you,'" laughed Sheen. "Anything, you know?"
Nevertheless he wished "the best" for Lohan, explaining that she's "a very good and decent young lady that is just going through a lot."
He added, "She just needs a little bit of time…People need to give her time to get her shit together."
A project? The Untitled Lindsay Lohan Helped Charlie Sheen Dispose Of A Call Girl's Body After She Overdosed In His Trailer Project? That project? Or maybe he's talking about the Untitled Lindsay Lohan Promised Him A Foursome With Three Generations Of Lohans Project (insert Nana Lohan double side-eye here)? It's one of those projects, I'm sure.
Lindsay Lohan is smart for not saying thank you. Because saying thank you is confirming to him that she got the money and gave it to a pharmacy in Ensenada, Mexico in exchange for two truck fulls of Adderall.
And speaking of $100,000, I'm pretty sure I owe each of you $100,000. Because as soon your eyeballs landed on that picture of Charlie Sheen looking like Mr. Burns' droopy asshole, they exploded and now you need an eyeball transplant. I'll just say what Lindsay Lohan says when the IRS comes knocking on her door looking for money, "The check is in the mail....and by chance, are you holding right now?"
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:27pm.
It's not a charitable donation, cuz there's no 501(c)(3) Lohan Foundation. It's purely a gift.
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So how would that be taxed? (I think it's California.) Yes, I'm a broken record, but I'm also kinda slow, so be nice.
I'm pretty sure she considers the blowjob she gave him as thanks enough... unless he got to hold her nose while she swallowed, it's not...
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:26pm.
Anybody seen Martin Sheen lately? I'm finding it hard to believe that he looks that much older than Charlie.
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He was on the Late Late Show in Ireland recently. Now, I refuse to watch that steaming pile of shit (the show), or the other steaming pile of shit (Sheen). But here's a Youtube video, in case anyone cares.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1PgDoqhuCs
Submitted by Rocket on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:13pm.
Maybe she was to pay him in something other than money.
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Not that he wouldn't but Charlie is getting "grade A" ass sent over on a regular basis, so I'm not sure if she could sell him on her sexy time abilities.
Charlie sees himself in her and understands what she's going through, if he can afford 100K to try and help (either her or his guilty conscience) then for fuck sake, say what you will that takes a bit of heart anyway.
It's not a charitable donation, cuz there's no 501(c)(3) Lohan Foundation. It's purely a gift.
I think old Charlie is miming how Blohan "thanked" him.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Anybody seen Martin Sheen lately? I'm finding it hard to believe that he looks that much older than Charlie.
Like Charlie says, she's a decent young lady that just needs more time. I think 3-5 years in prison would be about right.
Anyone is free to pay someone else's taxes, if you're that charitable or stoopid. Just write "IRS" on the check and include the taxpayer's SSN. What you should never do under any circumstances is send the money directly to the taxpayer or even her agent, since then he'll just take 10% out of it.
And Lindsay and her agent never had any obligation to use the money for whatever cockamamie scheme Chuck had in mind. It was a gift and they were free to use it however they wished.
I thought this was Dick Clark...
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Charlie has the prototype crackhead look, skinny, shallow cheeks, and a face that hasn't seen 6 hours of straight sleep in the last two months.
Jeez, the nerve of that LiLo, not sending a Crane's engraved thank you card to Charlie....
He looks like he should be asking Mr Owl how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop.
(The answer is apparently three)
Lisbet - Oh. Ok, well then Charlie will get taxed on it, but be able to write is off on his taxes as a "gift" under charities (I think).
But I'm tax stupid. I just follow Turbo Tax!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:07pm.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:05pm.
I've been meaning to ask about the legality of this. Isn't there something legally blurry about paying off someone else's taxes in the US (or anywhere, for that matter, but let's stick to the topic at hand)?
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He didn't pay her taxes. He gave her the money, to use towards her back taxes. She didn't use it for taxes and her accounts have now been siezed by the IRS because she's a fucking asshole cunt.
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I phrased that poorly, but I'm talking about gift taxes and the like.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gift_tax_in_the_United_States
That was my first thought on hearing about this: the IRS would have to pay attention, if the gift limit is $13,000.
Submitted by Chilly on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:05pm.
He's looking well.
LOL irl
Submitted by oh dave on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:09pm.
Why doesn't he just pay the rest of it? The only difference is the number he writes down. He's making money again I guess.
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Actually, he made a shitload of money off of the two and half men debacle because in the end, the show violated his contract by kicking him off. He won the dispute.
Edited to add the source link. He got about $100 million in the payout
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/articles/celebrity/how-charlie-sheen-ma...
Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:08pm.
Bets all that 100K has been spent, and none of it went to the IRS?
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Good question! I'm also wondering if he can use this 100K "donation" as a tax write-off.
Maybe she was to pay him in something other than money.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:05pm.
I've been meaning to ask about the legality of this. Isn't there something legally blurry about paying off someone else's taxes in the US (or anywhere, for that matter, but let's stick to the topic at hand)?
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I doubt it. People can do with their money what they wish.
She's like the panhandlers in Toronto. All smiles and "Please" and "Thank You" until they get their grubby mitts on that money (or in my case, quickly realize they aren't getting any money) and it's WHOOSH - like you've disappeared off the face of the planet.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Amazing...no honor amongst crackheads!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Why doesn't he just pay the rest of it? The only difference is the number he writes down. He's making money again I guess. I think it's great that he offered to let that halfman come and be on his show.
http://13-mitred-abbots.tumblr.com/
Damn she is a shitty asshole...
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...the end
See, this is what happens when Debrett's don't publish a crackhead version of their most famous book. Tut, for shame.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Yes, well you know what they say about a dumb bitch and his money....
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I think the obvious response would be.....DUH!
Go Verb Yourself!
Bets all that 100K has been spent, and none of it went to the IRS?
Maybe he didn't say thank you after the bj? Dumbass, the cracken knows no manners.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:05pm.
I've been meaning to ask about the legality of this. Isn't there something legally blurry about paying off someone else's taxes in the US (or anywhere, for that matter, but let's stick to the topic at hand)?
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He didn't pay her taxes. He gave her the money, to use towards her back taxes. She didn't use it for taxes and her accounts have now been siezed by the IRS because she's a fucking asshole cunt.
Toothless!
Further confirmation that Lindsay Lohan is a complete fucking asshole with not one ounce of fucking respect.
He's looking well.
I've been meaning to ask about the legality of this. Isn't there something legally blurry about paying off someone else's taxes in the US (or anywhere, for that matter, but let's stick to the topic at hand)?
Assholes calling out assholes. Uroboros. It's like those creepy drawings with upside down stairs. No way to escape.
Oh please, Charlie, you know you were compensated for the money you spent. Does every crack ho you pick up at random corners ever thanks you?
You give money to a druggie, you know you won't ever be able to get it back, let alone they will thank you for it. In fact most druggies feel it's your duty to help them (I had a friend who did that to me) so it serves you right.