Charlie Sheen recently started his Save A Fellow Crack Whore Foundation and his first act of charity was sending Lindsay Lohan’s manager a check for $100,000 to go toward her IRS debt. Two of the four horsemen, Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, bonded on the set of Scary Movie 5 by taking turns slurping vodka shots out of a call girl’s b-hole and they got so close that she told him she owes the IRS $234,000. Charlie was going to give LiLo a donation right then and there, but she refused to take his money. But Lindsay Lohan did take his money later when he sent her that $100,000.
While talking to Entertainment Tonight’s Chris Jacobs, Charlie said that he did give Lindsay Lohan $100,000 and she took his money, but she never even dropped him one simple thank you. Charlie said that he was happy to “pay it forward” and he owed her money from a “project” she did for him. via ET:
“I’m still waiting for a text to say ‘thank you,'” laughed Sheen. “Anything, you know?”
Nevertheless he wished “the best” for Lohan, explaining that she’s “a very good and decent young lady that is just going through a lot.”
He added, “She just needs a little bit of time…People need to give her time to get her shit together.”
A project? The Untitled Lindsay Lohan Helped Charlie Sheen Dispose Of A Call Girl’s Body After She Overdosed In His Trailer Project? That project? Or maybe he’s talking about the Untitled Lindsay Lohan Promised Him A Foursome With Three Generations Of Lohans Project (insert Nana Lohan double side-eye here)? It’s one of those projects, I’m sure.
Lindsay Lohan is smart for not saying thank you. Because saying thank you is confirming to him that she got the money and gave it to a pharmacy in Ensenada, Mexico in exchange for two truck fulls of Adderall.
And speaking of $100,000, I’m pretty sure I owe each of you $100,000. Because as soon your eyeballs landed on that picture of Charlie Sheen looking like Mr. Burns’ droopy asshole, they exploded and now you need an eyeball transplant. I’ll just say what Lindsay Lohan says when the IRS comes knocking on her door looking for money, “The check is in the mail….and by chance, are you holding right now?“