Tuesday, December 11th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 10th!
Madea's:"Mad Diaries of a Fast and Furious Black Woman", didn't do as well as Tyler Perry had hoped.- boredasfuckyo
Runners-up:
The Nicki Minaj street police is on the move. Mimi, you in danger girl. - MrsPotatoHead
2018: Blue Ivy would never let her Mom hide her away from the world again. - Oconnell
First 'Sons Of Anarchy' now 'Daughters Of Obesity'- El Bastardo
via Poorly Dressed
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Congrats, boredasfuckyo! Also to MrsPotatoHead, Oconnell, and ElB! Funny effers!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I gotta whole buncha dykes on Louis bikes.
Because that bike is so obviously a knock-off, Mabel Hodges predicts that she got it from a back-alley Chinese souvenier shop, and that the Chinese AND the cops, are running not far behind!
Love,
Mabel
Nikki Minaj humbly accepts the fact that her career only had a 5 year life span...
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..."
"other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
The blaxploitation version of Kill Bill, starring Mariah Carey, was not nearly as successful as the original.
These Eddie Murphy movies just get worse and worse, now he's making The Klumpdashians.
T Mobile hits Detroit, but nothing rhymes with Detroit.
"This ain't no road to freedom/It's a blind alley, like Kirstie Alley/Travolta, and Cruise..."(Scientology/Titziano)
Queen Latifah's bitch fell off so it's time to find another one!
tmz caught Nicki Minaj cruising on the street's of LA on her day off
Sinead's difficult brown decides to make a run for it.
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"High-powered men?! Bitch, Kevin Clash is the voice of Elmo and he might have the power to tell you that today's episode is brought to you by the letter A, but that's about it." -MK 11/15/12
Born to be styled.
The back of her shirt says "If you can read this, my kids fell off".
(That's right, I went there.)
Nearby pedestrians reported they could hear the motorcycle screaming "kill me!!"
Mild mannered librarian Barbara Gordon by day....Scat Girl by night.......
On the first day of Christmas, Michael K gave to me... Sweet Brown on a bedazzled Kawasaki
Delivery in 30 minutes or less or Sweet Brown will personally ride up to your door and scream, "AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!"
Still hurt by Coco's steppin' out ways, Ice-T gives the custom-made luxury LV motorcycle to his new piece, Minnie Marshmallow.
The Weinstein Co. presents, a film by Quentin Tarantino, Pam Grier IS Wonder Woman!
Oprah models the Louis Vuitton Saddle Bag Collection, Holiday 2012. In stores now!
Hulk Hogan's sister, Bulk Hogan, goes for a ride.
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"High-powered men?! Bitch, Kevin Clash is the voice of Elmo and he might have the power to tell you that today's episode is brought to you by the letter A, but that's about it." -MK 11/15/12
Serena Williams testdrives the new 10-speed "Dopester" that she and Lance Armstrong designed.
louisvuittonisha the 5th horseman of the apocalypse
Upon closer inspection, you'll notice the logo says Louis Ghetton.
* * * * I HEART CAVEMEN & DEXTER & DAMON * * * *
Where Are They Now?: Nicki Minaj
Yoko Ono's interpretation of fireworks in the hood
Yikes on Bikes.
No right turn allowed? Aint nobody got time for that! Sweet Brown, riding her bedazzled Mazel motorcycle on the way home from her appearance Sunday with Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live.
"A Man Called Horse", limited power powder puff top edition.
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Angelyne cuts back on her transportation expenses.
Where Are They Now?: Nicki Minaj
Where Are They Now?: Nicki Minaj
All that's missing is Charlie Sheen in a sidecar.
When the passenger weighs more than the bike, there's gonna be trouble.
"This is the part of me that you're never gonna ever take away from me, no."
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PHOEBE PRICE IS RIGHT
Serena got one so Venus had to get one too
Louis Vuittard
Serena Williams can do what she damn well pleases with her hard-earned tennis money.
This is what she is thinking to herself on her ride over to her Chanel speedboat with the Dior floatation vests.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
All I want for Christmas is Daytona Beach Barbie.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 5:32pm.
Norbit II: Rasputia's Revenge
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Madea's:"Mad Diaries of a Fast and Furious Black Woman", didn't do as well as Tyler Perry had hoped.
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^Pure Gold Baby!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Ha ha ha...lol, lol, lol!!! OMG!!!
Ha ha ha!!!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
She even had the engine tuned to scream out her name: "Sha-nay-nay-nay-nay, sha-nay-nay-nay-nay-nayyyy, nayyyyyyyy, nayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..."
Also not a caption: anyone else in the LA area ever see "The Don" driving around downtown in his old brown hooptie with the Louis Vuitton hard top cover?
Mimi's gonna be SOOOO pissed when she finds out Nicki took her ride without permission.
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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!
Not a caption - When your tacky ride is dressed better than you, please spare the public.
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elen sila lumen omentilmo-LOTR
Where Are They Now?: Nicki Minaj
No, Tommy Girl. You can't have a pink crotch rocket!
In her later years, not only does Beyonce find a hobby that appeals to her sense of style and fast paced living, she also finds a way all of her wigs are free to blow wildly in the wind.
Sorry, Angelique. Tanning, motorcycles, and Louis Vuitton are SO 2003.
@Rocket- Road hog love this one. lol
"Favorite Things" finally jumped the couch.