Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

December 10, 2012 / Posted by:

We know the tabloids and the fans are loving this hot young couple!

We also know that the relationship is completely fake and won’t last much longer.

The paparazzi are notified whenever they are on the move so they can be photographed holding hands and looking like a couple.

All the hand-holding and party kissing is totally staged. They don’t really care about each other… but they both sure know how to play the publicity game! They also know that they can never, ever admit that the whole relationship is a publicity stunt.

And here’s a fact that will either trouble fans or leave them greatly relieved: They aren’t really spending the night together! They walk into the front door of her hotel holding hands, but he only spends a few minutes with her. He spends the night at his own place, and then meets up with her the next morning when they are ready to leave. The couple then leaves the hotel through the front door a couple a minutes apart to make it look like they spent the night together.

The relationship is scheduled to be a very short one. They may ring in the New Year as a couple… but they won’t make it to Valentine’s Day. (Blind Gossip)

When you’re in a karaoke bar in a year and drunkenly singing the song Taylor Swift wrote about this fake breakup, just remember that the lyrics are all a lie! Taylor Swift lied to you!

I don’t know if this blind item is telling the truth, but I do squint my eyes Taylor-style every time I see pictures of Harry Styles strolling out of her hotel. If he really did spend the night with Taylor, he’d come out of the hotel with a face full of tiny hearts that she draw on him with a pink Sharpie when he was passed out asleep. Harry would also come out holding a plastic bag with his frozen panties in them. It isn’t a Taylor Swift slumber party until she’s stolen a pair of panties out of your bag, dipped ’em in water and froze ’em. So yeah, if they’re faking it, her publicist should really pay attention to important details like that.

This popular young celebrity is pretty and personable and every marketer’s dream. Most marketers would flinch, though, if one of her darkest secrets was to come to light.

There was a time when she actually dated guys in whom she was genuinely interested. One of these guys was a celebrity. Like other Good Girls before her, she fell hard for him, and had a physical relationship with him. But he was just using her. She was crushed when she figured that out. Even worse, she was pregnant.

There was never a question about her having the baby. Both she and her team were absolutely panic-stricken at thought of America’s Good Girl bearing a child out of wedlock by America’s Biggest Jerk.

The baby was terminated, the couple broke up, and she went back to being America’s Good Girl. It’s one of the reasons her team has been so eager since then to have her beard for gay male celebrities since then. It’s much, much safer that way. (Blind Gossip)

Let’s just pretend this isn’t about Taylor Swift and John Mayer and say it’s really about Betty White and Rip Torn.

This reality show judge now has made it to 13 contestants and potential contestants he has had sex with. He doesn’t promise them anything, but he implies they will move further along if they sleep with him. (CDAN)

Simon Cowell, Adam Levine or L.A. Reid?

This hated former B list reality star who is now a D list celebrity needs money and knows the way to get it is either a new reality show which unfortunately is not as far fetched as I hoped it would be or porn. She approached Playboy and they turned her down, but she has approached an adult video company about doing a Nadya Suleman type video. They are into the idea, but so far her asking fee is about ten times what Octomom got and they are only willing to pay her double and only because she is better looking. Hope they are not expecting better acting skills. (CDAN)

Heidi Montag, but how is she going to do fap porn since I’m pretty sure her crotch is as plastic and smooth as Barbie’s?

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