Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
We know the tabloids and the fans are loving this hot young couple!
We also know that the relationship is completely fake and won’t last much longer.
The paparazzi are notified whenever they are on the move so they can be photographed holding hands and looking like a couple.
All the hand-holding and party kissing is totally staged. They don’t really care about each other… but they both sure know how to play the publicity game! They also know that they can never, ever admit that the whole relationship is a publicity stunt.
And here’s a fact that will either trouble fans or leave them greatly relieved: They aren’t really spending the night together! They walk into the front door of her hotel holding hands, but he only spends a few minutes with her. He spends the night at his own place, and then meets up with her the next morning when they are ready to leave. The couple then leaves the hotel through the front door a couple a minutes apart to make it look like they spent the night together.
The relationship is scheduled to be a very short one. They may ring in the New Year as a couple… but they won’t make it to Valentine’s Day. (Blind Gossip)
When you're in a karaoke bar in a year and drunkenly singing the song Taylor Swift wrote about this fake breakup, just remember that the lyrics are all a lie! Taylor Swift lied to you!
I don't know if this blind item is telling the truth, but I do squint my eyes Taylor-style every time I see pictures of Harry Styles strolling out of her hotel. If he really did spend the night with Taylor, he'd come out of the hotel with a face full of tiny hearts that she draw on him with a pink Sharpie when he was passed out asleep. Harry would also come out holding a plastic bag with his frozen panties in them. It isn't a Taylor Swift slumber party until she's stolen a pair of panties out of your bag, dipped 'em in water and froze 'em. So yeah, if they're faking it, her publicist should really pay attention to important details like that.
This popular young celebrity is pretty and personable and every marketer’s dream. Most marketers would flinch, though, if one of her darkest secrets was to come to light.
There was a time when she actually dated guys in whom she was genuinely interested. One of these guys was a celebrity. Like other Good Girls before her, she fell hard for him, and had a physical relationship with him. But he was just using her. She was crushed when she figured that out. Even worse, she was pregnant.
There was never a question about her having the baby. Both she and her team were absolutely panic-stricken at thought of America’s Good Girl bearing a child out of wedlock by America’s Biggest Jerk.
The baby was terminated, the couple broke up, and she went back to being America’s Good Girl. It’s one of the reasons her team has been so eager since then to have her beard for gay male celebrities since then. It’s much, much safer that way. (Blind Gossip)
Let's just pretend this isn't about Taylor Swift and John Mayer and say it's really about Betty White and Rip Torn.
This reality show judge now has made it to 13 contestants and potential contestants he has had sex with. He doesn't promise them anything, but he implies they will move further along if they sleep with him. (CDAN)
Simon Cowell, Adam Levine or L.A. Reid?
This hated former B list reality star who is now a D list celebrity needs money and knows the way to get it is either a new reality show which unfortunately is not as far fetched as I hoped it would be or porn. She approached Playboy and they turned her down, but she has approached an adult video company about doing a Nadya Suleman type video. They are into the idea, but so far her asking fee is about ten times what Octomom got and they are only willing to pay her double and only because she is better looking. Hope they are not expecting better acting skills. (CDAN)
Heidi Montag, but how is she going to do fap porn since I'm pretty sure her crotch is as plastic and smooth as Barbie's?
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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 8:24pm.
Abortion is contraception. It prevents a baby.
I do agree that using a pill or a NuvaRing is not rocket science. You would think it was given all the people in this world.
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Birth control, condoms, IUDs, etc= Contraception
Abortions are not meant as a method of contraception, it's supposed to be used as an emergency only.
Unless you're a giant whore, TrashyWilma...
The more I think about it, the more I am getting pissed about that abortion blind item. So some girl has an abortion, and you know about it, and then you gossip about it to some douche that writes blind items. WHY???? Fuck that blind item. Fuck it to hell. Lots of women have abortions. It ain't even a big deal IN A LOT OF PARTS OF THE WORLD and they are trying to take away the right for women to get an abortion all across the South and a lot of the midwest. I mean, they just passed some anti-abortion fuckery in my homestate of Michigan. Fuck, some woman died in Ireland because they wouldn't give her an abortion to save her life. FUCK YOU BLIND ITEM. FUCK YOU TO HELL.
Abortions? That's her big scandal? Please bitch. She wasn't at one time a hooker? She didn't sleep with a bunch of directors or participate in orgies or leave the scene of a deadly crash because she was drunk or sleep with her brother or do any of the nasty shit that usually gets thrown around in these blind items? SHE HAD AN ABORTION!!! OH NOES!!! Please, blind item, not everyone in the US is a social conservative.
I was thinking Emma Stone for number two. She dated Alex Pettyfer, and he is pretty hated. She is currently bearding for Andrew Garfield.
Number one should be Fat ass and Kanye. But they aren't young. Unless that was to throw us off. That whole relationship is a figment of our imaginations.
Actually, one or two could be Miley Cyrus. Her "wedding" was postponned? Could there have been a baby on the way?
1. K-Stew and Pattison.
2. Taylor Swift
3. Adam Levine
4. I Love New York woman?
I keep seeing Taylor referred to as the "Yoko Ono". The Yoko of the boy bands is Blohan and that OTHER group and it would be hilarious if she warbled her way into one of their songs like Yoko did. Taylor is an established act, famous before her boy band group was.
i wanna see taylor swifferjet dethroned. is that so bad?
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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 8:24pm.
Abortion is contraception. It prevents a baby.
No, contraception prevents pregnancy. If you're having an abortion you're already pregnant. Completely different. And from my viewpoint it's vile to think that you're just "preventing a baby" with an abortion. But this isn't really the type of blog for that kind of discussion anyway.
I find that more believable than swift.
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Submitted by literarylioness on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:46am.
I thought it was Miley Cyrus who got the abortion.
For some reason, the thought of either Taylor or Selena having an abortion makes me sad. They both seem like they would be good moms.
Adam Levine is a creeper.
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Thats sad. I feel dirty now.. Abortions,fucking lying answer shit about ur sexuality.. Being famous and rich but not really just in a situation with an industry that can spit u out.. No thanks! They r going to hell.. Slowly.
Submitted by literarylioness on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 2:46am.
Who was Big Jerk, do you think?
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I thought it was Miley Cyrus who got the abortion.
Taylor Swift's future breakup song about Harry Styles was already written by this guy from American Idol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwafsBAuLzw
It must be sad to be in a relationship with a girl in which your wear tighter pants than her. It speaks volumes of how you get ZERO boners for her.
"I think the second blind is about Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas, they used to date."
there's no way selena would ever get an abortion. her mom had her when she was only 16 and has never been able to have any other children, only miscarriages. if any teen star would be completely dead set against abortion it's her
Is this hipster little twinkle toes mama's boy what passes for a cute guy nowadays? Holy fuck.
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Definitely no way Taylor Swift's ever been pregnant, even for a day to a few weeks (if termination was due to a pill) or over a month (if termination was due to an abortion). Them preggo hormones kick in as soon as the egg is fertilized and don't stop suddenly. - She'd have boobs and hips. She doesn't. SG's are barely bigger than beiber's so not her either. (Yes, women who have been pregnant can have small racks too, but they'd have been bigger when pregnant and would drop a little. There's soooo many pics of SG in a bikini and it's easy to tell this hasn't happened.)
since when do death threats equal 'tabloids and fans loving this couple"?
Can't be bothered about the rest of these blinds, they are so sad anyway
I think the second blind is about Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas, they used to date.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 9:08pm.
Agirl, I'm trying to figure up who young Harrry reminds me of, too! Some teen idol. I think a mix of Peter McNichol and Mickey Dolenz.
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Peter Noone? He does look a bit like Mick Jagger but that's not it...
Pixie: TS beards because she's too insecure to be seen without a boyfriend. And/or maybe she's Lez. The Kennedy kid didn't even have time to wash off the Taylor stank before she had a new "boyfriend."
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 9:24pm.
It says "young" couple. Aren't those dimwits nearly forty?
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Hahahaahaha!!!! Isn't that the truth-they're dimwits AND they're getting old!
why does taylor beard? i mean.. doesnt she have enough money.. she still gets press.. it doesn't make sense.
Cee Lo is the predator/judge. How does one go into the bearding biz? I could use the $$$$.
Harry looks like Mick Jagger. I don't like Taylor's shoes - she has zero style. He likes older chicks, but dates an American Girl real life doll? It doesn't add up.
I hope he is at least making some $ from this arrangement.
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 9:45pm.
I love it! (RIP Mr. Brubeck.) I doubt Mario even knows who he was.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 9:38pm.
He doesn't seem like a 100% tuna taster.
LOL. I have a very non-PC tuna joke to relate but I'm too chicken to post it here. I'll just scrawl it on the wall over here. *scrawling*
I know it's the wrong thread (but rules are for little people anyway), however I enjoyed this Julie Klausner tweet about Mario Lopez:
"For all who've asked me my opinion about Mario Lopez trimming his Xmas tree pants-less: WE ALL DEAL WITH DAVE BRUBECK'S DEATH DIFFERENTLY."
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I agree with the take on 1. "Never ever" is a pretty decent hint. I wish it were Dim and Kanye, but they're not really a "hot young couple." More like a room-temperature thirtysomething couple.
2 can't be the Beaver, because he's not the "America’s Biggest Jerk" that would horrify a tween fanbase. He's a jerk, but not the notorious level. Same reason I don't think it's Jake G. I don't think he's known for being a jerk either.
More likely John Mayer, yeah. He's pretty notorious for being an asshole with a huge mouth, he's a slut, and he did date Taylor for awhile.
I wish 3 were Xtina, but it says male. So I'll go along with Cee-Lo. The creepy little gnome would totally do that.
4, I sort of hope it's that creepy preying-mantis lady from "Real Housewives of New Jersey." What was her name?
Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 7:53pm.
I agree, it is really tragic. Careers ain't worth it.
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Taylor is holding an adorable little prop! I wonder if she got her from an agency.
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P.T.: I thought CeeLo was gay, too. The only other man I know who wears caftans is a big old 'mo. Maybe he is bi or something. ??? He doesn't seem like a 100% tuna taster.
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 8:45pm.
Kanye west and big old kim for #1...
It says "young" couple. Aren't those dimwits nearly forty?
I got an Adrienne Curry vibe from the last one.
Yeah, the last one is Heidi, but I thought Spencer's family was rich. Can't imagine they'd stand for it even if they dislike those two.
John Mayer put his thingie in her special place? Yucko! How retarted!
That can't be a real CDAN blind: It's only two sentences, makes sense, and contains no stand-alone caps.
Heidi Montag porn... The circle of life.
PT: Cee Lo has been accused of sexual assault by a woman. She says he drugged her and police are investigating. He says they had consensual sex. Doesn't mean he's not gay or bi. And the contestants could be male or female. He gives them all his personal phone number and appears to have a lot more one-on-one contact with his team than any of the other judges do.
debbie: I don't want to sound repetitive, but I had c-low pegged as gay as well, but I could be persuaded otherwise.
So, I guess I shouldn't feel sorry for ambitious women who prostitute themselves for career advancement, but bedding down that short fat sweaty and repellent troll seems like an awfully high price to pay. Well, better she than me.
Agreed. First of all, I just can't, can't, can't buy kanye as being straight. At the very least he is only capable of loving himself. Secondly, I don't see anything approaching a convincing affection between them. Doesn't she want to let her puddin' cool off while she is still wrangling for dollars with her divorce?
And third, since she appears to have monetized her first marriage, the presumption is that her relationships are primarily motivated by money.
Cee-Lo Green for the reality judge. He's always leering at contestants and has a skeevy history with women. Simon and L.A. are too smart and have too much easy access to women to take the risk of getting caught banging the contestants. It's Adam Levine only if the contestants are male. But then that would also make Blake Shelton a possibility.
Agirl, I'm trying to figure up who young Harrry reminds me of, too! Some teen idol. I think a mix of Peter McNichol and Mickey Dolenz.
Well, your country western fan types typically don't cotton to abortion. As far as mom goes, she's gonna get to be 40 and wonder what her 20 year old child would have been like. Ick.
She should have married, had the baby, and then divorced. Country fans could accept that, and she would have the child. Surely she can afford a nanny to bring the diapers onto the private plane.
I saw that young ghey Taylor is walking around with, on GMA this morning for a minute,and he has a nice speaking voice. I think he and the other One Direction Wanted (or whatever) twinks are going to be interviewed by Barbara Walters for her end of year special. They seem to think they are the Beatles or something which made me lol.
He reminds me of someone else famous but I cannot figure out who...
Kanye west and big old kim for #1...
Prevention of having a fertilized baby is pills condoms etc. Abortion is preventing a live birth but it's like "after the fact" prevention . I know I'll get yelled at for this but don't give a shit
Prevention ..meaning prevent before u make something!
I still think most blind items are bullshit. Anybody who reads celebrity gossip can pull the first two out of their ass, easy.
Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 7:53pm.
The thought of an abortion, particularly one for the sake of career image, makes me really sad. If people don't want children why can't they learn to use contraceptives?
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Abortion is contraception. It prevents a baby.
I do agree that using a pill or a NuvaRing is not rocket science. You would think it was given all the people in this world.
Contraception prevents conception; abortion aborts a fetus. Very different.
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