Afternoon Crumbs

Are we sure this is Miley Cyrus and not an Eastern European submissive bottom twink at a gay sex club in Berlin? – IDLYITW

Jennifer Aniston covers her stomach (Star Magazine cover next week: SHE’S HIDING A BABY BUMP!) and hides her hitchin’ ring (Life & Style cover next week: THE ENGAGEMENT IS OFF! JEN HIDING HER RINGLESS FINGER!) while going for a photo-op stroll with Justin Theroux – Lainey Gossip

“ARRRGGHAHAAAAARGGGHARGGGGH” is the sound I made when Chip ‘N Dale didn’t win The Amazing Race – Towleroad

The Yoga Turtle’s leased piece is in a bikini – Hollywood Tuna 

Dear Stacy Keibler, Honey Boo Boo did it better – Drunken Stepfather

Lana Del Rey sings about her pussy tasting like Pepsi and Beyonce’s the one who gets the $50 million contract?! – The Berry 

Lea Michele’s tits talk to her – Celebitchy

A family of raccoons had to die so RiRi could look this classy – The Superficial  

The lining of Cheryl Cole’s shirt quit her ass and she no care – Popoholic

Let’s just get this out of the way: we all boned Elmo when we were 16 – ICYDK

The body language tells me that Nicole Scherzinger totally wants an audition for the role of Tommy Girl’s next beard bride – Popsugar

Tracy Thorn’s got a Christmas song – OMG Blog 

Busy Phillips and her husband are having another baby. They named their first kid Birdie so I hope they stick with the McDonald’s theme and name the second one Grimace – Just Jared

Ricky’s mother on Silver Spoons LIVES! – SOW

What every Twihard wants for Christmas – The Frisky  

Vera Evans and Ben Diamond from Magic City are humping in real life – Moe Jackson 

Carmen Electra is trying the singing thing again – Hollywood Rag 

Beyonce is an art dork – Cityrag

RIHANNA KILLED AND SKINNED ANIMAL! – I’m Not Obsessed