Afternoon Crumbs

I was ECSTATIC when Brent and Josh won "The Amazing Race". They got so crapped on near the end and they helped other teams when they didn't have to. I like when NICE guys finish first! The way it should be!! Yeah Goat Farmers!!!

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Miley u dirty trash! Brush ur teeth!
Ur gingivitis looks disgusting!!

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Miley is so gross. You KNOW Liam is not fan of this... it's just a matter of time before she's crying into her moonshine jug because he dumped her ass.

I was pretty happy that Brent & Josh, the Beekmans won Amazing Race! They were pretty nice guys as well.
@Glambert - I agree. Those twins turned out to be ugly,ugly people. I mean, they stole another teams money FFS!

Carmen Electra is a pretty woman who looks about 8 years her junior, but all of this oversexifying her “look” just makes her look rough and the opposite of sexy.

Submitted by pfk on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 7:50pm.

PFK - I'm glad you liked the song, it was a pleasant surprise for me too, and I would've never guessed she'd record a christmas album, err, sorry a "holiday" album. I'm wondering about the lyrics in the other songs as well. LOL. The PC police wasn't this bad in the 90s though.

Nowadays, Mariah has to sing "All I want for [insert your holiday here for this season] is you".

Submitted by cricket on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 9:45pm.

My Nana had a born baby on her bed when i was a teenager. My great aunt had one too. Between them they had 20 grandchildren.

Weren't we enough!!!

BTW they are still rocking the nursing home together. My nana at 96 and my great aunt at 99. The born babies are long gone. Thank fucking god, that shit was creepieeeeeee!

this riri fist brown thing is like my life story without the fame and money. fuck your wife/gf beating ex, get pregnant, get trapped with that abusive asshole for the next 18 years.

13 more to go........

oh my fucking god the vampire baby. what the fuck is going on in our society?

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I couldn't root for the Chippendales to win The Amazing Race. They seemed like nice guys and all but they were tainted by their alliance with the evil twins sent from hell to annoy the world to death.

Submitted by pfk on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:38pm.
Well said, IMHO.

Submitted by Orangina on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 12:17am.
It's probably that ear-bleeding screechfest "Can't be Tamed," if the stupid haircut is anything to go by. I swear I winced every time she tried to hit one of the higher notes.

Submitted by cricket on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 9:45pm.
I don't get it either. Maybe it gives them emotional closure? It would be interesting to ask a shrink about that sort of thing.

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@ Orangina

I like Party in the USA. It got me through my finals. Not really - but I remember listening to it a lot around this time 09/10, and I was knee-deep in papers back then.

On the website for the "reborn" dolls, there is a gallery with a picture of a baby monkey. It's very... Sunset Boulevard-ish.

So like, what song was Miley performing there? Party in the USA?

She's trying to have this dykey rocker look, and all the music she's ever made is this Disney toddler music.

Hekki - I was raised a Catholic and let me just put it this way - I can understand Sinead O'Connor's "Recovering Catholic" tee shirt well, although not nearly with the depth that she understood it, I'm sure. I know that the Adam and Eve story somewhat fucked with my head as a little girl (I'm evil and dirty? WTF?!!! Though to be honest no nun or priest ever actually used those words when relaying to me the beginnings of mankind) but then as a teenager I became acquainted with a few boys and got over that shit real fast, lol.

Catholic schools are fairly big on teaching The Theory Evolution though, aren't they? In my opinion that's all a girl needs to know to figure out that she doesn't owe any guy anything just because he's a guy and she's a girl, least of all a blow job, lol. In fact, it's the other way around if you really want to get down to evolutionary brass tacks. Anyway, the Catholic Church has done a lot of good in the world. Good along with the bad just like everything else.

Miley's hair looks like shit. That vampire doll is creepy as hell. And those reborn dolls are just crazy.Why would you want one of those things? If you had a miscarriage it seems like that thing would make you feel worse not better.

Submitted by the_hot_chick on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 7:54pm.

And she probably has in-between negotiation agent types to work on those sorts of contracts, so they would probably get a percentage chunk of the 10 mil, right?

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Miley looks TERRIBLE with short hair.

Submitted by pfk: "... nowadays we need to be pc and say "Holiday Tree"and our kids can't even put on a "Charlie Brown Christmas" play without the Sensitivity and Constantly Offended Police crapping all over it. Blech (and I'm not even a Christian. I'm a nothing)."

Ugh yeah. I'm a nothing, too. You can wish me a Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa or Merry Christmas or Winter Solstice. I don't care. I'll be happy you were cordial enough to greet me, and you'll get a heartfelt reciprocation.

The nice (ha!) thing about sending our kids to Caholic schools is that they don't have to feel like shit for celebrating Christmas. And I abhor Catholicism. But they do a nice Christmas.

Oh Lawdy Miley is trying sooooooo hard. Sorry bitch! We've seen it better on Madonna, Gwen Stefani, and Pink. Try again.

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I don't understand why the fuck Erin Gray would get an award, but then I don't understand why the fuck Julia Roberts has an Oscar.

Miley didn't get enough attention with her first short cut so now she's going shorter?

Miley's titties don't look like a 20 yr old's titty balls. She's aging fast and hard!

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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I can't believe MK chose Grimace over Mayor McCheese for Busy's baby.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 6:40pm.

Correction: Erin Gray played Ricky's step mom. Yes, I watched this mess religiously.
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Yes she did. As a former Silver Spoons aficionado myself, I know that the exquisite Christine Belford played Ricky's mom.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 7:35pm.
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*Raises hand* My new word for class: Mupa. Used in a sentence: By this time next year, Simmons will have a nice Mupa. lol ;)

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The internetz keep acting like Pepsi paid beyonce $50 million in cash for commercials. Just wanna put it out there, that's not true.

Based on the NY Times article, it sounds like the deal breaks down this way:

Beyonce gets a $10 million dollar paycheck

$10 million put toward "creative projects" (basically Pepsi-sponsored music videos and photo shoots for her upcoming album)

Pepsi spends $30 million in advertising around her tour/their product

It's not clear how much of the tour sponsorship money and/or creative project money is being put toward the superbowl half-time show, or if that funding is separate.

It's nice money, but isn't the same thing as getting a $50 million dollar check. I guess the rumor that bey's getting $50 million is supposed to help promote beyonce/her half time show/her album.

Whatever.

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"Let's just get this out of the way: we all boned Elmo when we were 16".

Lol.

salacious - that was a very nice song and I really like her voice. I wasn't going to click on that link until I read your post because I thought it would lead to some poptart singing some poptarty crud that Michael wanted us to laugh at so thanks. I wonder if Thorn had the guts to say the word Jesus in any of the songs on her album because she is very obviously to the left of the political spectrum haha and nowadays we need to be pc and say "Holiday Tree"and our kids can't even put on a "Charlie Brown Christmas" play without the Sensitivity and Constantly Offended Police crapping all over it. Blech (and I'm not even a Christian. I'm a nothing).

ewwww. i just clicked on the miley link!!

why didnt someone warn me??? ewwwww!!

GOD she is so nas!

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"Stop the insanity!" - Susan Powter.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 7:31pm.

Gossip: It's highly educational!

I cant see anything but Mileys gums that look inflamed. *shrug*

i always get carmen electra and the most hated woman in the world confused. whats her name again? the cute boy's gf? ryan gosling. his gf. i confuse these two every single time i read their names. gonna have to google if they look alike.

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Ugh. Miley, the "rock chick" hair just highlights your chipmunk cheeks and giant horse teeth. That look can only be pulled off by women with good faces.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 6:07pm.
Personally I feel sorry for anyone who needs that sort of thing to salve their pain.

Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 7:13pm.
Bingo. It's pure, naked pretension. Sad thing is, I bet the cow thinks that people now see her as having depth. Frankly, I doubt she's smart enough to know anything about art. She's the sort who spends a lot and thinks it means something.

Hell, I bet she tries to "create" hugely derivative paintings in a year or two. The celebutard crowd will cream themselves over how talented she is, while the rest of the world jeers at her.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 6:41pm.
Well put, well put. Who gives a crap about the price, as long as it truly speaks to you?

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Hekki, you always have the nicest comments. :) True that about art.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 6:53pm.
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Lmao, giant FUPA, thanks to you guys, I now know what that is. Hideous.

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So.not.edgeey.Miley.

Nice to see Tracey, she's been quiet for too long. Sweet tune. :)

Who took all those pictures of Beyonce ADMIRING the art? LOL

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Miley is looking too much like my best friend who died almost two years ago (deathaversary is on the 21st) with the short blonde hair and nose ring, only my friend was much prettier. It kind of fucks with my head :(

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@Hekki, given what Beyonce is wearing to Art Basel I think your hopeful thoughts are in vain. She looks nothing like herself: not the hair, not the clothes, not the purse (maybe the shoes yes, though more muted than usual). So she went there playing the part of art aficionado. It's like someone going to Paris for the first time, buying a beret and picking up some cigarettes so they can feel really Parisian as they spend tons of money on a luxe French meal that they really can't appreciate because they haven't honed their skills for escargot and the like all of their lives. I mean really, look at her in the picture in front of the turquoise colored art (I'm not going to pretend I know what I'm looking at because I don't). She's looking off camera, hand in her pocket, in deep thought. Oooo she's sooo artsy. Please.

Does she have lice?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

I used to have that haircut. And I wondered why I was single...

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Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 6:29pm.

You need a nice face to rock very short hair, Miley.
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I totally agree. While she's never been a looker in my book, the long hair was a distraction. In Miley's case, that was a good thing.

Also, I'm waiting for the "I'm bi-sexual" announcement any moment now to match her oh-so-edgy look. meh.

Miley is the biggest phony in showbiz. she pretends she cut her hair off to donate it to cancer victims but then she walks around in public constantly smoking. considering how influential she is to young girls, she'll probably be responsible for causing countless cases of lung cancer from little girls who idolize her

Simmons's leased piece is hwat but he looks like a buffoon, stretching on a crowded beach with his giant fupa. It's like he's taunting us. :)

Been waiting for those Miley pictures to come up here. How did she cut her hair without another documentary being made?

do she think she is the only celeb who has done this hairdo? cause... madonna & annie lennox did it waaay better!

Submitted by Bossy: "Beyonce doesn't love art, she just buys expensive shit because she thinks it makes her look like she loves art or knows anything about art. She buys of artists' songs or steals their dance moves and makes them her own so why not art?"

Exactly.

It's about acquisition and showing off. And maybe what would look good for their entrance foyer.

Everything on our walls is real art that we love. Some of it has actual value and some of it is by MIL and my
Mom's boyfriend, who are both pretty good! But my very favorite is by my kids. There's a whole wall covered with their work. But we're surrounded by beautiful art that means something to us. Maybe Beyonce is truly touched by the art she's acquired, and if she IS, I envy her ability to purchase it.

The cynical atheist in me couldn't help feeling a little happy when listening to the new Tracey Thorn track. Check it out horz! :D

Correction: Erin Gray played Ricky's step mom. Yes, I watched this mess religiously.

Miley is a dumb fuck.

Don't think Nicole is interested in Tom Cruise - she is standing next to her boyfriend of 4 and a half years, Lewis Hamilton. It seems Tom Cruise is more interested in her boyfriend if this pic is anything to go by: http://portalnicole.com/galeria/displayimage.php?pid=59168&fullsize=1

Miley, just invest your money. You look like a goober.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012