Taylor Swift Takes Harry Styles For A Ride On Her Private Jet, Doesn’t Invite The Other One Direction Twinks

December 9, 2012 / Posted by:

Taylor Swift and One Direction all performed at Z100’s Jingle Ball in NYC on Friday night (pictures below) and they were all going to London the next day. Taylor Swift’s flying unicorn must’ve been in the unicorn shop, because she took a private jet to London instead and invited her future ex-piece Harry Styles, but not the other One Directioners. So Harry had a choice. Harry could either slip into first class on a commercial plane with the other twinks in his group or he could sit on a private jet and let Taylor Swift braid his hair and sing him the song she wrote for her cat for the entire flight to London. Harry’s brain must be made of cotton candy sludge, because he went with the Taylor Swift option. Some source tells The Sun that Harry’s group mates are side-eyeing him something extra, because they think he thinks he’s the John Lennon of the group. The source said this:

“Her presence has stirred tensions in the band as Harry’s now spending most of his time with her, and jetted into the gig on her private jet instead of coming in with the rest of the lads.”

We all know how this story goes… Harry’s going to spend more and more time with Taylor Swift, and then she’s going to start hanging out in the studio while 1D records…. Then she’ll start dropping her one cent in the recording studio and she’ll tell Harry that he should make an album filled with cat songs with her instead. 1D and Harry will fight more and eventually the band will break up. Taylor and Harry will stay together until a fat Jared Leto shoots him. That’s how it’s going to go. Or Taylor’s going to dump him next year when she starts dating Prince William’s newborn baby. Yeah, that’s probably how it’s really going to go.

And I don’t know why Lindsay Lohan is screwing around with that Max George ho. LiLo should be trying to get on Taylor Swift. Bitch has a jet!

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