Lindsay Lohan Is A Full-On Groupie Now
Lindsay Lohan owes the IRS hundreds of thousands of dollars, probably owes her lawyers even more and she can't pay her rent, so you'd think that maybe just maybe she'd handle her crappy situation by either Wesley Snipes-ing out of the country or making a quick dollar by doing porn for the blind. But no, instead Lindsay Lohan has latched her lips onto The Wanted's ass and is following them wherever they go. Bitch is the Penny Lane to their Stillwater.
LiLo's stalking of The Wanted started a couple of weeks ago on the night she got arrested for punching a Florida psychic. A few days later, LiLo hitchhiked her way to Philadelphia where The Wanted performed in one of those Jingle Balls. Then she rode the bus with them to Boston and eventually they made their way back to NYC. On Friday night, LiLo was backstage with The Wanted at Z100's Jingle Ball. The Wanted is going with this, because:
a) This is the most publicity that the ironically named The Wanted has ever gotten.
b) They got tired of chasing her out of their bunks with a bottle of bleach spray after she snuck onto their tour bus.
LiLo's current piece (and her latest robbery victim) Max George told HuffPo that they love having LiLo around and she can party as hard as they can:
"Yeah it’s fun [having Lindsay on tour]. She's a good girl. I love that she can party nearly as hard as we can. We had a big night on the bus where Ed Sheeran came on with us and a few of our mates as well, and we just had one big party. It was great! I suppose we’re all good mates already, so I hope that lasts. She's cool. "I’m sure she’s got people around her that know her much better than we do. We're probably not the best influence, to be honest."
"Party NEARLY as hard we can?" Unless Max George drank so much of the sweet nectar that he got alcohol poisoning, died and is now a fully functional zombie whose body is preserved by alcohol, I doubt he can party as hard as that mess can. Also, "probably not the best influence"? Unless Max George's brain is an exact clone of Charles Manson's brain, I doubt that's true.
Here's some pictures from Friday night of LiLo looking like a bruised apricot that's been soaked in dirty bong water. You know, I take back what I said about how hanging out with The Wanted is a bad financial decision for her. Because while she was backstage, she stole a box of Pop Tarts out of The Wanted's dressing room and becoming the East Coast's #1 Pop Tarts distributor is totally going to fix all her money woes.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 11:41pm.
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You too!! Love the Contents pic in the second link Lucy♡ *Fans self* You've been finding some great pics and gifs, lol well Loopy has been slacking!
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Let's face it...the IRS is up her ass, Lez and Dick sucked moose cock and her mother is doing cocaine. What would you do if you were her? PARTY YOUR ASS OFF!
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 11:27pm.
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Look who decided to sneak in on a seemingly quiet Sunday night! Hi hi hi!!!
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Maybe she'll release a rebuttal to their hit song like Roxanne Shante did in the 80's to that Full Force song, "Roxanne".
It'll be called, "So Glad You Came...on my face...on my tits...in my hair...on my cooch...in my eye...."
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 11:19pm.
Loopster, where in God's name have you been? I've been saving these Nathan Adrian links for you! Is his smile perfect or is it perfect?
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/73740855.html
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/73871496.html
How ARE you?
Submitted by Bigbendy on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 7:49pm.
Luci, no need to be modest dear. We know that you the head of the Nobel Prize committee. ;-)
Hahaha, Bendy you've outed me! ♥
*lifts monocle to eye*
I do say, my dear lady, how mysterious these Lohan creatures are!
Submitted by dementa on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 11:22pm.
LOL that depends, if they get sexually transmitted diseases, then its not so much win-win.
The Pop-Tarts box in her purse makes me forgive her for everything.
http://13-mitred-abbots.tumblr.com/
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 11:19pm.
And they can gang-bang her on top of all the free publicity. So it's a win-win-win!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by killerswan: "She had to latch on to someone. She has no money, her mother/drug dealer has no money, she got rid of her assistant/drug dealer, her dad is a psycho, so where is she supposed to get her drugs from? Makes perfect sense to hop on a tour bus. Until they realize she has robbed them blind and they all feel the burn when they pee."
LOL. You had me going for a minute and I almost felt sorry for her. Until I remembered The Black Kid. And then the magnitude of her assholery came zooming into view.
of course they wanted hohan around, they went from barely rating a mention, to now being talked about.
its millions of dollars worth of publicity they couldn't buy.
and this publicity comes cheap, all you need is a couple of bottles of vodka.
and you don't need to buy grey goose vodka for lindsay, cuz thats $60 a bottle, way tooo expensive.
just buy the VnC vodka, which is $14.75 a bottle.
she wouldn't know the difference in taste anyway, her taste buds are dead.
Wow, she looks sick. Lke, bad sick.
And really, she's groupieing for a boy band? I could understand it if they were a real rockin' rock band, but at the advanced age of mid-20s, she's too old for a boy band.
Submitted by Aphid on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 8:26pm.
Awwww, it's great that you gave the little guy a forever home. Just in time for Xmas.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Esteem on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 10:51pm.
Twatty
It has to do with how you have your cache set to clear in your browser. You can set it to clear every 30 mins, 2 hours, etc. Once your cache clears you'll be able to see your new avie.
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It's never taken me that long. The most I have to do, is delete some cookies. She could try logging out and rebooting, but it shouldn't take over half an hour.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
LiBiohazardHo is flipping the court off? She's clearly not concerned about next week's court date.
Twatty
It has to do with how you have your cache set to clear in your browser. You can set it to clear every 30 mins, 2 hours, etc. Once your cache clears you'll be able to see your new avie.
*waits impatiently for Twatty's result*
here we go...hohan going on partying as usual because she knows NOTHING is going to happen to her despite all the charges pending against her. this fucking twat could kill a person in broad daylight with 1000 witnesses and STILL get off scot free. it's incredible.
So pulling a train with a band is called "Party NEARLY as hard we can" now?
Okay, here I am, I've just deleted my cookies -- here goes!
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 9:49pm.
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Have you tried to deleting your cookies? That might help.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Twatty, sorry you can't see it yet. Agree with Boredas though, he's better in fewer clothes but it's cracking me up just the same. Maybe after restart later, odd I didn't have to do that. You're not on your phone are you?
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HBM -- oh, I know -- me, too! I get totally discombobulated when someone changes their avie; it takes me forever to get used to a new one. I think you should ALWAYS keep Inky as your avie; I will never tire of his sexy, beautiful, sassy face -- I LOVE him, he's so delicious!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
She looks kind of nice in the banner photo - I love her hair this color and those Chiclet-size veneers coupled with terrible cheek and lip implants cannot dissuade me.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Twatty, to be honest, the pictures make it a lot easier to find people on here. At least for me, especially when I'm looking for you. :)
Cheeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Within & HBM -- still can't see it. It would just be nice to see the fruits of my labor, especially since I'm such a 'tard when it comes to fiddling around with pictures -- this was my first try ever!!! I thought about trying to put a Santa hat on a really sexy picture of Sam Elliott (hubba hubba), but I couldn't do it. Eventually I'm going to switch my avie; I'm getting a little bored.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 9:16pm.
Tigerlilly, how long till the gang bang sex tape release?
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Lilo will just pay that barracuda of a lawyer of hers (by turning more tricks) to go after these pathetic nobodies. Then, wash, rinse, repeat...Well, figuratively speaking with the wash part...After that rabid pitbull is finished with them, they will claim Lilo led their prayer group, knitted tea cozies for them and made them chicken soup.
And what the fuck are tea cozies anyway? Or did I just make that shit up?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Twatty, maybe you need to clear your browser cache. Did you add it and remove it more than once? Sometimes it takes a couple of tries. It's visible though.
And is that a bottle of vodky in Lohan's bag in the last thumb? What "partying" are these guys doing if there's no booze on tap?
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Whenever I change my avatar picture I always have to refresh the page after it says "profile was updated" or whatever it says.
Within -- I still can't see it, and I logged out & in again -- SHIT!
HBM -- hey, love! <3
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I can see Stabler's Santa suit, Twatty.
Tigerlilly, how long till the gang bang sex tape release?
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Twatty, log in and log out. Can you see it then?
This bronze all over groupie look is not the most flattering but at least she's hanging out with people closer to her age for a few days. These guys only think they're pimpin' in the crib, lol
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by bigorexia on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 8:34pm.
Step away from the Krokodil pipe, sweetie.
And don't leave any limbs behind.
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Or teefs.
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Within --I'm not seeing it! Do you see the Santa's suit?
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 8:56pm.
"I like that she can party as hard as we can" = "She also stays up for three straight days drinking, snorting, and popping pills."
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and letting the band gang bang her to pay for her keep...Let's get real this is Lilo we're talking about. Bitch got more trains pulled on her than AmTrack.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I know December/Christmas time is the prime season for clementines, so I can only think that Blohan is trying to look like one because they're so wholesome, and refreshing, and drug-free....
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 8:59pm.
Trying out my Meloni Xmas avie -- did it work?
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Yes, but he needs less clothes...Maybe you could find one where you paint a tasteful christmas thong on his downstairs mixup. YASSSSSSS!
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by bigorexia on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 8:34pm.
Step away from the Krokodil pipe, sweetie.
And don't leave any limbs behind.
Very smart. I hope her probation violation judge reads that quote. I still can't fathom why random drug testing was never a part of her probation.
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I cheated myself
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I told you, I was trouble
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Yes Twatty, it did, LOL ;D
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 8:41pm.
hahahahah Tigerlilly...
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FURTHERMORE, I doubt WO was wearing her own pants. Who does these days? So, if there WAS coke, it CERTAINLY wasn't WO's...and that VCR (visible coke ring) around her nose at the party? Well, that can easily be explained by one of the coke bags (that was NOT hers) exploding in the pockets of her pants (that were NOT hers) and creating a toxic dust that WO inadvertantly inhaled after she collapsed from the devastation of finding out just which black kid was the true enabler...WO is a victim of your friend's vicious LIES!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Okay, one more test!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"I like that she can party as hard as we can" = "She also stays up for three straight days drinking, snorting, and popping pills."
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Trying out my Meloni Xmas avie -- did it work?
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
hahahahah Tigerlilly...
awww Aphid, what a lucky kitty!!!!
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I cheated myself
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Submitted by bigorexia on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 8:34pm.
Step away from the Krokodil pipe, sweetie.
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To be fair, she has been looking a lot more natural lately. Still tired-looking, but still better. You can kind of see the girl she used to be.
To be fair, she has been looking a lot more natural lately. Still tired-looking, but still better. You can kind of see the girl she used to be.
Aphid, good for you!! When we got adopted by our cat McKinley, he was a stray. Once he started getting fed regularly, he had a ton of stinky gas and his doodies were horrendous. Once he got on a steady diet of Blue Buffalo, he was fine.
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