Lindsay Lohan Is A Full-On Groupie Now

Lindsay Lohan owes the IRS hundreds of thousands of dollars, probably owes her lawyers even more and she can’t pay her rent, so you’d think that maybe just maybe she’d handle her crappy situation by either Wesley Snipes-ing out of the country or making a quick dollar by doing porn for the blind. But no, instead Lindsay Lohan has latched her lips onto The Wanted’s ass and is following them wherever they go. Bitch is the Penny Lane to their Stillwater.

LiLo’s stalking of The Wanted started a couple of weeks ago on the night she got arrested for punching a Florida psychic. A few days later, LiLo hitchhiked her way to Philadelphia where The Wanted performed in one of those Jingle Balls. Then she rode the bus with them to Boston and eventually they made their way back to NYC. On Friday night, LiLo was backstage with The Wanted at Z100’s Jingle Ball. The Wanted is going with this, because:

a) This is the most publicity that the ironically named The Wanted has ever gotten.

b) They got tired of chasing her out of their bunks with a bottle of bleach spray after she snuck onto their tour bus.

LiLo’s current piece (and her latest robbery victim) Max George told HuffPo that they love having LiLo around and she can party as hard as they can:

“Yeah it’s fun [having Lindsay on tour]. She’s a good girl. I love that she can party nearly as hard as we can. We had a big night on the bus where Ed Sheeran came on with us and a few of our mates as well, and we just had one big party. It was great! I suppose we’re all good mates already, so I hope that lasts. She’s cool. “I’m sure she’s got people around her that know her much better than we do. We’re probably not the best influence, to be honest.”

“Party NEARLY as hard we can?” Unless Max George drank so much of the sweet nectar that he got alcohol poisoning, died and is now a fully functional zombie whose body is preserved by alcohol, I doubt he can party as hard as that mess can. Also, “probably not the best influence“? Unless Max George’s brain is an exact clone of Charles Manson’s brain, I doubt that’s true.

Here’s some pictures from Friday night of LiLo looking like a bruised apricot that’s been soaked in dirty bong water. You know, I take back what I said about how hanging out with The Wanted is a bad financial decision for her. Because while she was backstage, she stole a box of Pop Tarts out of The Wanted’s dressing room and becoming the East Coast’s #1 Pop Tarts distributor is totally going to fix all her money woes.