LeAnn Rimes Is Still Crying About Breaking Up Her Marriage By Jumping On Married Peen

December 8, 2012 / Posted by:

It’s been three long ass years since LeAnn Rimes broke her marriage vows to her husband Dean Rainbow Sherbert by breaking her coochie on Eddie Cibrian’s taken dick and she’s still weeping about it in front of cameras. During an interview with fellow praying mantis Giuliana Rancic for an E! special about her life, LeAnn continued to milk her affair with Eddie for attention and pushed out invisible tears while talking about it. Giuliana asked LeAnn why did she act on her horniness for Eddie while they were both married, and instead of being truthful by saying she wanted some good dick and he wanted a checking account full of gold, she said this (via UsWeekly):

“That is a huge question. I never, ever in my heart want to hurt anyone. But . . . I don’t think anything can separate anything that’s super-connected. You might have had so many wonderful things with each other’s spouses in your relationship, but something along the way broke that. You can’t break what’s broken already. No one . . . will ever understand how much thought and hurt, even towards each, other were put into our decision [to divorce our spouses and stay together].”

This is how much thought was put into their decision to divorce their spouses:

“DIS DICK IS GOOD!” – LeAnn

“DIS MONEY IS GOOD!” – Eddie

The End.

But seriously, LeAnn needs to stop fake crying about this shit in interviews and on Twitter and put it all in album of songs like any self-respecting attention whore does (see: Taylor Swift).

If you need to see LeAnn ugly cry while talking about this, watch the clip below:

When she cries she looks like a blob fish trying to sneeze and I don’t think I’ve stared at someone’s nostrils as hard as I stared at LeAnn’s during that clip. Do LeAnn’s nostrils always look like that or do they just look extra wonky when she fake cries?

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