Saturday, December 8th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Ian Somerhalder (34)
AnnaSophia Robb (19)
Kate Voegele (26)
Nicki Minaj (28)
Chrisette Michele (30)
Elsa Benítez (35)
Dominic Monaghan (36)
Nick Zinner (38)
Sinead O'Connor (46)
Teri Hatcher (48)
Ann Coulter (51)
Phil Collen (55)
Kim Basinger (59)
Rick Baker (62)
Nancy Meyers (63)
Gregg Allman (65)
John Rubenstein (66)
Graciela Daniele (73)
James Galway (73)
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Happy Birthday Nancy Meyers
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Happy Birthday Nancy Meyers
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Where the hell is that Somerhalder GIF from? He looks like my 15-year-old nephew. That can't be from Lost, right?
And he's certainly the prettiest and nicest (except for Dominic Monaghan) of that set of birthday losers.
Anne and Nicki. Fuck you!
crappy birthday indeed to you, Ann Coulter...may Sinead O'Connor drop some difficult brown on your head.
you too, itchy minass.
Nicki Minaj can fuck off. Her birthday and any other day of the year
Yeah shake dat azz, bitch, shake dat azz! Wait, bitch got no azz! What the fuck he shakin' it fo? Sit yo azz down, bitch, sit yo azz down!
Happy birthday Mr. Smolderhalder (and ISF).
And, Michael K - MMMMMWAH!!!!!!!!!
AnnaSophia Robb still isn't the household name she should be but hopefully "The Carrie Diaries" will change that!
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Wow, Ian looks SO much better with that hairdo! You can actually see more of his face. I hate that stupid hairdo he has on "Vampire Diaries."
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Ian is all kinds of hot. Mm mm mm.
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 2:25pm.
But it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe agaaaaiiiinnn...
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Greg Allman bought me a drink once, in the long ago 80s at a hotel bar near a big music venue.
He was very pleasant although pretty scroungy-looking. Unfortunately he became incoherent soon after we started talking and was face-down on the bar a bit later.
Anyway, his bandmates invited a several of us out to their trailer in the parking lot for a jam session which was a lot of fun. Nope, no groupie action ensued for those of you wondering...
HB to former "Lost" cutie-pies, Dom & Ian!!
Happy Birthday to the elfin Dom Monoghan, Sinead O'Connor and James Galway: The Irish Trifecta!
Ian, dance for me, Baby.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 2:03pm
Thanks Rascal and Deb:) I had a feeling.
But HB to this Phil too:)
Never hear anythingabout Elijah Blue.
Hell, yes I would. Twice and forever.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
HB John Rubenstein -- hubba hubba in earlier days and a good actor - also to Nancy Meyers, James Galway!! A BIG fuck you to Ann Coulter.
Ian must be lefty, because when moves to the left, that thing SHWINGS.
HB to the other bitches. But only the ones who deserve it.
Nicki Minaj's age keeps changing. She was 26, then 29, and now it's her 28th birthday?! Riiiiiiiight. Bitch is likely 31 or 32.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by FluffKitteh on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 1:58pm.
One time, this older man wanted to date me and then I saw he had a whole SHELF of Ann Coulter books. Yeah, no.
Jeremy Paxman: "Your publishers gave us chapter 1 [of your book], Ann Coulter. I've read it. Eh, does it get any better?"
That awkward moment when Nicki is really 2 years older than 28. Wiki says shes 30 today.
Ian is smokin hot... he should come do that move in my bedroom. Now.
I hear that human toxic waste dump Ann Coulter is being thrown a party by Sexiest Republican Man Alive Rush Limbaugh. They'll be knockin back the vodka and oxy and torturing homeless puppies.
Oh, why sugarcoat it. FUCK YOU ANN. May your cake be always left out in the rain. Evil POS.
HB Sinead!
That gif is insanely cute.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Ian Somerhalder can dance for me like that any day - not just on his birthday. The man is frickin' hot!
Phil Collen is a member of Def Leppard.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Isn't Phil Collen from the bday sluts list from Def Leppard?
Good ones today; Gregg Allman, Phil Collins and Ann Coulter, enjoy your day!
Submitted by FluffKitteh on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 1:58pm.
One time, this older man wanted to date me and then I saw he had a whole SHELF of Ann Coulter books. Yeah, no.
HUGE deal breaker!
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 1:55pm.
HB to Phil Collen (if he's the singer)otherwise, I have no idea who he is.
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Pushy, the famous singer is Phil Collins.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Happy birthday Mr. Smolderholder (and ISF). Love you Michael! :)
One time, this older man wanted to date me and then I saw he had a whole SHELF of Ann Coulter books. Yeah, no.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
HB Nick Z! Didn't his band-mate Karen O just have a B-day?
Ian reminds me of a young Rob Lowe - just too, too pretty for a guy!
Happy Bday Sinead and Gregg Allman!
Teri Hatcher was once really pretty.
Crappy Birthday to Ann Coulter, a/k/a Nazi Barbie. *Spits on birthday cake*
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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.
HB Greg Allman, Teri Hatcher and Kim Basinger.
HB to Phil Collen (if he's the singer)otherwise, I have no idea who he is.
Nicki Minaj is only 28?
Good Lord, I thought she was a hard-looking 34 year-old.
I hope there's broken glass in Ann Coulter's birthday cake. Die, die, DIE!
GlamourBackshots - thank you for saying what I was gonna say!
I'll say it loud and proud: I think Teri Hatcher is pretty and funny. Happy Birthday.
Nicki Minaj: To paraphrase Mimi: "Why, why why?"...(was she ever born). Ditto for Ann Coulter.
HB to gorgeous Ian Somerhalder!
Happy Hanukkah!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Submitted by dementa on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 1:35pm.
Was Allman the one who was married to Cher?
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Yes, dementa. They had a super-short marriage, but did have a son, Elijah Blue.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
HB to Sinead, the most talented bitch in the biz. Remember when it was so "zomg SHOCKING" that she dared to accuse the Catholic Church of rampant child abuse? ??
"This world is a whore."
Iaaaaaan
First post!
Was Allman the one who was married to Cher?
Must be hard to be Teri Snatcher. Not only does she look a decade older than she is, but her teeth seem to grow more numerous every year.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Gregg Allman seems like kind of a dirtbag, but he has some good music. So happy birthday?
Ann Coulter--you don't even deserve to be called a cunt. In fact, you don't even deserve another birthday. Go die somewhere.
Sinead O'Connor--hope you get all the difficult brown you can handle on your birfday!
<"(Are there nude photos of Ian presenting hole?)">
Wow. For the first time in 5 years I can give Mrs. Patrick Campbell a "Sure there are!" Sort of.
http://malecelebsblog.com/2010/01/26/ian-somerhalder-sex-scene/
Ian Sodomhalder is a drop-dead-gorgeous homosexual!!!
(Are there nude photos of Ian presenting hole?)
That gif is PRICELESS.
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Shiitake happens...
I thought Teri Hatcher was 10 years older.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Suck a zombie log Nicki...you suck.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012