Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit's Gum
And you know it's Velveeta grits flavored.
Here's Our Forever Lady of Cheetos awkwardly posing like a first grader with explosive diarrhea on picture day at X-Factor's Final Four party in Beverly Hills last night. You know, I've been watching X-Factor lately, because Demi Lovato's ever-changing eyebrow game is hypnotizing and mostly because of all the herp derp faces that Brit Brit makes during judging. A blind and deaf sloth could give better critiques than Brit Brit does, but her derpy faces make up for it.
Brit Brit made some of those same derpy faces I've come to love at last night's X-Factor party. Now you know what you look like when you're in a crowded elevator and are trying hard to keep a loud fart from shooting out of your ass. You also now know what it looks like when somebody shouts "PIZZA HUT CAME OUT WITH A PERFUME!" within earshot of Brit Brit.
Here's more of Brit Brit at last night's X-Factor party with Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato and Khloe Kardashian (who looks like a Wookie Jacqueline Susann).
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@ Reason....lol, ya I know I was just getting confused with some comments...and then the avie and all, so I started thinkin...and...well..you know just wanted to know that's all:)
It is pretty obvious you guys don't know goats. They wouldn't stand for such behavior. Too smart; they would head-butt you with horns if you tried anything nasty.
Now sheep are another story; much less intelligent and more docile. Why do you think that adult shops carry a line of blow-up sheep?
Whamo, I think you were more correct 20 minutes ago than now, lol Hockey may correct us though. Don't get confuzzled or you will be teased.
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Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 12:31am.
Speaking of goats:
My GF and I got home
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Ok I hate to say this but until about 20min ago or so I thought you were woman. Ok you can laugh at me now!
Thank you! :P *goes look for new wardrobe for everyone*
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Yes, WR. You can be Rose. :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, just saw the Yoo Hoo song. I wanna be the Rose in that ho stroll. Can I be the Rose, please?
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 12:36am.
Whamo, what happened? Who said these are porn goats? Didn't the order say pearl goats that could laugh?
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Oh oh, somebody messed up the paperwork, I think we just corrupted a new batch of goats
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 12:31am.
Speaking of goats:
Having since been liberated, I will assume he is one of your porn goats, Whamo. He's the black one...and once you go black goat...
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What, once you black goat you never go mountain goat!?
Hockey fan, did they ever say why they had it tied to a tree? Were they making cheese all of a sudden, or milking it?
@Veryoldbatty, that's it smile with your eyes. I think I'll stay behind camera. They said bring minimal clothing, and I'm feeling a bit of a chill. hehe
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*wraps crotched swawl around UBF's shoulders*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Whamo, what happened? Who said these are porn goats? Didn't the order say pearl goats that could laugh?
@GG, lmao that "rot" sets in after 30! OMG. Please don't mention berries.
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@ GG.... we never went on till 10:30 11:00 or so. It depended on how late the bar was open, if it was a crazy good night at good club they'd ask us to do and extra 30min or so. After going at it for 2hr plus you were tired man, after some gigs I could barely move once I sat down for 20min.
At 30 I had another one of those : I still can hang, stay out til 5 in the morning and get up with the kids at 7 " episodes, which lasted about 9 months. I think it was that last surge, before I officially entered geriatric territory. Today was my day off, ran some errands, by noon when i got back, my back was aching and I needed a fucking nap. And I m not even 40 yet :-((
Speaking of goats:
My GF and I got home from hockey one night and we couldn't fall asleep. She was gaming on her phone, I was reading, and all of sudden we hear this "BAA AAA AAAH" from outside at 3 am!! We're like, WHAT THE FUCK?? We live in the middle of Indianapolis!!! We kept hearing it. Next day we go outside, and our fucking neighbors have a goat tied up to a tree!!!
Having since been liberated, I will assume he is one of your porn goats, Whamo. He's the black one...and once you go black goat...
Withy... The diffussszzzzeeeerr.....sheesh.. Jenna Mulroney moment....
" I've got you constitutional convention right here in my pants" - Louise_Brooks
...And so my next comment was "yup"- Whammo
Team Sam Gordon
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 12:06am.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:57pm.
Where the hell did Whamo find goats in heels at this hour?
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You bastard, did you order them all? When I called they were fresh out.
*reschedules MY goat porn shoot for next week*
Just make sure you have your manipedi mefunigirl!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
My ex-brother-in-law is in a band and his band doesnt go on til midnight. I am now in a fight with my youngerself..."I can stay up if you can bitch".
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Oh Mefunigirl, I don't know about running in stilettos. Barefoot sounds much better at a reception. lol :P
@VOB, don't move, that's it, hold it! *click-click*
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@ Luc.....you DIRTY girl you :D
@ Hockey....at 3am 7:30 comes FAST, you lay in bed. Do the math and try to convince yourself...ok if I'm asleep by 4 I can get by on two and a half hrs sleep...no problem....6:30...PROBLEM...blaaaaaeech
@ GG.....ya unless it's a good bender at a buddies I don't even bother with clubs any more, when I played with the band it was constant 4am nights. You'd play for 2-1/2 3 hours (2 breaks 3 sets) drink and party with the scene after your gig and then you STIL had to tear down your gear and load up the cars. If we played a Thursday night you were hurtin that Friday.
GG, just give it about another 10 years and you'll need a nap just to make it to 6pm.
I use to be able to RUN in stilettos, no problem dancing AND working in them 24/7. The other day I put on a 2 1/2 inch heel and couldnt make it through a dam wedding reception in them.
yeah, I was that lady walking around with no shoes on.
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I'm officially a relic...
" I've got you constitutional convention right here in my pants" - Louise_Brooks
...And so my next comment was "yup"- Whammo
Team Sam Gordon
Hellllo. Mr. Fasts bender.... Sorry GG .. That was my elbow...
" I've got you constitutional convention right here in my pants" - Louise_Brooks
...And so my next comment was "yup"- Whammo
Team Sam Gordon
Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:57pm.
Where the hell did Whamo find goats in heels at this hour?
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Whamo-- just last year I was staying out drinking with my hockey boys til 3 am and going in to work at 7:30 in the morning and working til 5. Not. A. Pretty. Sight.
Circle K's coffee was the only thing that kept me going. I'd get home and just die.
Dunno Whamo...maybe there is something magical about youth. Remember just having to wash under the arms and wipe off the raccoon eyes and off you went. Now...I think the rot starts when you hit 30. I remeber one day waking up and noticing...hey that (my bones) hurts! Then slowly it happened 10'oclock would hit and you are struggling to stay away. What the hell? *goes off to find prune juice*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Louise, how are you doing, don't go yet. This thread is getting an X-rating, thanks to Lucy and the weird goats!
*moves the rocking chairs and gets the weed out* teeheehee
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Lucifer, Nice!! Got any Colin Farrell?
A THOUSAND THANK YOUS LUCIFER!!! *faceplants into Fassbenders crotchital region*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:46pm.
Shit I used to go to work hung over too and put in a full days work but the thought of that now, just forget it.
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Oh man GG I remember those NO SLEEP at all go directly to work and DIE all day days.
It would be 10am and you'd look at the clock thinking how am I possibly going to DO this! Yet somehow if you could make to lunch crash for 40min you caught your second wind and managed to survive. When you got home you smoked a little joint and bam you were out like a light for a few hours and maybe just maybe.... You did it again the next night. Lol
How DID we survive those GG?
Lucy♡, this is too much excitement at this time of night, won't sleep! yum.
@Veryoldbatty, you are headlining. Where did Mike go? olol *positions cameras*
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GG, To be the water in that fountain raining on him. You and Veryoldbatty have a keen eye!
@Lucy, hubbah hubbah hubbah. Purveyor of Naughty!
@Hockey fan, that's a good way to mention it. I agree with UBF, maybe she won't win but it sure would be nice if the key worked.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:52pm.
Weezy's all W T F is going ON here!!??
Pretty much. LMAO I leave for a few hours and suddenly it's goat porn time!
Where the hell did Whamo find goats in heels at this hour?
@ GG, Hockey Fan, and mefunigirl
You're welcome ladies, here's Michael Fassbender's.
http://i.imgur.com/jcJ0q.gif
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Luci... Liam...,Mefun on notes.. Louise said something about lipstick... WIthy I'm ready for my close up.. Lmao...::::
Whams those Goats are not letting day rates fly...
Do cats spackle?
" I've got you constitutional convention right here in my pants" - Louise_Brooks
...And so my next comment was "yup"- Whammo
Team Sam Gordon
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:46pm.
Shit I used to go to work hung over too and put in a full days work but the thought of that now, just forget it.
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GG, I agree. I mean, I'm older than Christ's underpants but we go out every Thursday with our hockey player friends and I don't even have to drink and I'm friggin exhausted the next day ! wth??
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:42pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:32pm.
*walks into OP...looks around at goats in dresses, lipstick, and stripper heels. slowly backs up*
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I'm am crying laughing right now!!!
Weezy's all W T F is going ON here!!??
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:43pm.
@Hockeyfan, it's incredible what you learn here. Never would have thought of pumpkin pie mix. What a good idea.
"Did you spackle?" - LMAO!!!
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Within, it's canned PUMPKIN, not the mix. The spices can goof the tummy right back up, so skip that.
luci, <3 <3
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Shit I used to go to work hung over too and put in a full days work but the thought of that now, just forget it.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Lucifer, thank you for the gloriousness that is Liam Neeson's penis.
grabs a pad and pencil and sits next to WR
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:23pm.
How i used to muster up the motivation to go to the Club on Friday is beyond me
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Well you use to just leave the dishes in the sink, got your 22 year old self to pound back another drink, grab your GF hit the club, pound back a few more drinks, give that guy that bought you the drinks a fake number...then do it all again the next weekend only doing the dishes around Wednesday because you had no clean dishes left....how's that?
Mefunigirl, Whamo's offered to explain all these things to everyone. I honestly have no clue what that is about. *waits intently for the lesson* haha
@Hockeyfan, it's incredible what you learn here. Never would have thought of pumpkin pie mix. What a good idea.
"Did you spackle?" - LMAO!!!
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:32pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:17pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:10pm.
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Hold on there WhamoHef!
We wondered if you would film beb, vob and mine's INNOCENT ho stroll recreation of the Icona Pop video. :O
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Ahhh....well...this is embarrassing...I must have missed that.,,,
Calls out to the crew:.. OK guys we're gonna have to get those goats back on the trailer now...hey Joe, put those lights and them there dresses back on the truck they want a MUSIC video....what's that...yes tell the goats we'll cover their travel expenses and overtime.......show biz, wad are ya gonna do eh!
*walks into OP...looks around at goats in dresses, lipstick, and stripper heels. slowly backs up*
Within and UBF-
She's doing the whole back and forth thing-- "Oh I never win anything"-- "OMG, If I win I'm going to cry and faint"-- blah blah blah. Either way it's drama. Oh,and we have to show up an HOUR before the dinner even starts so they can 'rehearse' how it's going to be presented. Apparently each person chosen gets a key and whoever's key opens the door, they win. So it's totally random. I will remind her that since she forgot my bday (if indeed she does, she's done it before) that I can deffo use a new car. LOL
And I'll try not to be a bitch and be supportive and happy. Having a birthday two weeks before xmas just bites so hard.
Christmas came early!!! Thank you Lucifer_Sam, I loved it!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012