Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit’s Gum

December 7, 2012 / Posted by:

And you know it’s Velveeta grits flavored.

Here’s Our Forever Lady of Cheetos awkwardly posing like a first grader with explosive diarrhea on picture day at X-Factor’s Final Four party in Beverly Hills last night. You know, I’ve been watching X-Factor lately, because Demi Lovato’s ever-changing eyebrow game is hypnotizing and mostly because of all the herp derp faces that Brit Brit makes during judging. A blind and deaf sloth could give better critiques than Brit Brit does, but her derpy faces make up for it.

Brit Brit made some of those same derpy faces I’ve come to love at last night’s X-Factor party. Now you know what you look like when you’re in a crowded elevator and are trying hard to keep a loud fart from shooting out of your ass. You also now know what it looks like when somebody shouts “PIZZA HUT CAME OUT WITH A PERFUME!” within earshot of Brit Brit.

Here’s more of Brit Brit at last night’s X-Factor party with Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato and Khloe Kardashian (who looks like a Wookie Jacqueline Susann).

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