Now That Megan Fox Is A Mom, She's Done With Getting Half-Naked On Camera
In the previews for This Is 40, the only shots of Megan Fox show her in a bikini or in a bra, because the producers think that if Paul Rudd sitting on the toilet isn't going to sell that shit, then Megan Fox in a bra will. Megan Fox tells The Mirror (via DM) that you better stare long and hard at her chichis in a bikini, because that's probably the last time you'll ever see them on the big screen. Megan is somebody's mom now and feels like she has a moral responsibility to not embarrass her son by putting her tits on display. Mickey Rourke's favorite actress and my favorite philosopher said this about taking her clothes off for the cameras:
“It changes your perspective about being overly sexual in a film when you have a baby. I’m going to be more cautious about choosing films because I’m already thinking about when he’s in school and his friends are going to be showing him my photo shoots with me in a bikini and he’s going to be horrified. So that will deter me from making some of the choices I made before.”
Megan Fox washed Michael Bay's Ferrari in a bikini for her Transformers audition and she stripped down to her panties in Jennifer's Body, How to Lose Friends & Alienate People, Jonah Hex, Passion Play and Bad Boys II. What I'm getting at is that Megan Fox is obviously not hired for her body, but she's hired for her natural acting talent. Megan so doesn't have the acting skills of a plastic rutabaga. It's a damn shame that Megan is no longer going to take her clothes off in front of a camera. Because when Terrence Malick casts her opposite Daniel Day-Lewis in a big-screen version of the Shakespeare classic Macbeth, she's going to refuse to do the "out damn spot" scene in a bikini. And doing that scene in a bikini really would've made that moment come alive like it never has before.
But really, I'd rather some kids show me pictures from 10 years ago of my mom in a bikini than suffer the embarrassment of my mom picking me up from school while looking every shade of busted. In every school, there's always that one mom who picks her kid up with a plastic bag covering her rolled hair, torn sweats, stained house slippers and zit cream on her face. You know who you are and you know you ain't right for that.
Because every celebrity who just had a baby has to talk about how much weight she gained during pregnancy, Megan Fox talked about how much weight she gained during pregnancy:
"I only gained 23 pounds when I was pregnant and I'm still 10 pounds heavier, but I don't want to kill myself trying to get back into shape because it's not a priority right now. I'm too in love with Noah and I don't want to be away from him. I just want to be home."
A whole 23 pounds. I'm pretty sure Jessica Simpson's pregnancy farts weigh more than 23 pounds.
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Well not one of her roles has been for her acting ability. She is a life support system for (what was) a pretty face and T&A eye candy. She can pontificate all she wants, but when the bills come due and reality is in their faces with a tow truck hooking up their car to repo it I think she'll reconsider.
I truly believe and get what she is saying. Motherhood changes you, almost instantly. And like she said, who cares about those last 10 pounds when she has a little doll who she is absolutely in love with? I was the same way. I didn't care about anything, including my looks. All I cared about was this little person who totally had me wrapped around her finger.
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The tits are fake, but the acting talent is real and spectacular damnit! http://youtu.be/Jyj_O9SoGNs
This is probably the equivalent of Angelina saying she is going to retire.
I really am starting to like this chick. Rock on.
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I dont think acting talent had anything to do with Lindsay getting chosen over Megan, a wood table would have been more convincing in that role. That casting was a total publicity stunt.
She has grown on me...mostly because she isn't a fame whore. Also, note to MeAnne, she doesn't make being a stepmom all. About. Her. She respects her boundaries.
I think she and BAG might make it.
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Don't you have to have actual movie role OFFERS before you can supposedly choose them carefully? I'm sure the fact that she sank her own career has something to do with her usual unnecessary press statement.
I like Megan. I loved 'Jennifer's Body' and she doesn't bug me. What can I say? *shrugs*
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Ah motherhood what washed-up actresses embrace once the roles dry up. Don't worry Megan. There are younger women with better bodies coming up to replace you. No one is asking you to strip anymore.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 5:36pm.
No need for the ding...I'M done.
Oh no. I'm sorry. I was just teasing. I didn't mean to upset you. :-(
Well, like her husband, I imagine she's done doing a lot of things on camera, because she really is hard to watch sometimes. I can only say "bad actress" over and over in my head a certain amount of times during her scenes.
To me this sounds like a long-winded way of avoiding having to say that she ended up with some gnarly stretch marks.
Homegirl needs to STOP with the plastic surgery. She was stunning a few years ago. If she keeps it up she's gonna look like Jackie Stallone.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 4:30pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:34pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:21pm.
Virgin, please.
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Sure! I just put popcorn in the microwave, but we should be done well before the ding.
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No need for the ding...I'M done.
I guess the bottom line is, did she have a healthy baby? Ultimately, that's all that matters.
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Submitted by bridgjones on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 4:43pm.
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If it's true that she lost out to Lohan for the Liz and Dick movie, that shows how much acting she brings to the table, lol. If she keeps her comments to a minimum, she's harmless and is quite pretty, imo. I think Mirren and Streep's jobs are safe... for now. ☺
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Submitted by Da Truff on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:03pm.
Because the movies were she was hired for her body before her child was born won't be awkward for the child?
This. Good luck unringing the bell, bitch. I hate it when actresses say this shit, why not just embrace it? There are worse things to look back on than flaunting what you had when you were young and hot.
And why are we assuming she'll still be relevant enough when her kid's a teen that his friends will even fucking know to look up her movies. Probably not gonna be the case.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 4:24pm.
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I can't put that many words together in the morning to do that. I think I had to do the cold rag once, when my son was up all night doing God knows what.
I don't know what to make of MF. She WAS cute, before she messed with her face. Can't act worth a shit though. She acts like Rhianna sings. I can't think of an actress off the top of my head in her age group that is worth a damn.
STFU, Megan.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:34pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:21pm.
Virgin, please.
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lmao, ya just aaaain't gonna let that little gem go are ya Weezy...that's it, you want have sex right now, we'll do it right here on the floor in front of everyone!!??
*said in George Costanza voice*
*pulls condom out with Jaws movie advertising on wrapper*
LMAO!!!
Sure! I just put popcorn in the microwave, but we should be done well before the ding.
Submitted by bridgjones on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:37pm.
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LOL Sweetass is right. My Dad was worse, he'd wake us up with a never ending story. Worked every time. We didn't find out until after, that he was repeating the same thing over and over, with minor changes, :) Covers pulled off or cold rag to the face? I'm sure those were next if his story hadn't worked. hahaha
OnT: Fox doesn't look so bad here!
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:41pm.
Submitted by saltydog on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:34pm.
And I don't think she is a good actress, but it always REALLY bugged me the way that Michael Bay et al trashed her in the press. It always seemed very sexist and unfair and I can't imagine any director ever talking about a male actor the way Bay talked about her.
Word. And when Steven Spielberg got into the act it made it even worse. Utter bullshit.
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Yeah, I think that's why I can't dislike her. I felt sorry for her. And don't forget Shia La Douche blabbing about hooking up with her. It was like, "Kick Megan Day." When I had first read that letter from the crew, I admit, I snickered, mostly because I was jealous of her (I was about 17 at the time and a REALLY bitchy teen) and yeah, I thought calling him Hitler was kind of douchey. But then I read about what a total asshole Michael Bay is, and then the press tour for Transformers 3 just made me feel so bad. Everyone--- Bay, Speilberg, and Shia spent more time trash-talking her than talking about the fucking film. I remember being so mad about it that I made my final paper in my Composition class basically tearing Bay a new asshole. Ten pages.
Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
Pig-fucking movie
I preferred her in her chola days.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by bridgjones on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:37pm.
MOM??!?
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BAHAHA! *MWAH*
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:21pm.
Her face may be plastic but please tell me her tits are REAL. I am an ass man but I can be a sucker for a well shaped set of natural breasteses...
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Whamo, this may be inappropriate (BLAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!! From me??? NO!) but my daughter has been in Playboy. Natural 34DDs. Just sayin.
You know what bugs me most about this? About how disturbed I am to find myself seriously thinking that Brian Austin Green is actually a hottie now on "Wedding Band." He grew up to be the shit~!
*hides in corner waiting for NHL lockout to end so I have something else to watch*
Submitted by bridgjones on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:37pm.
MOM??!?
Is she done getting plastic surgery though? Girl is pulled tighter than a drumhead.
I cant help it, I think her breasts look absolutely fantastic in that picture. I am a straight woman but I know a great rack when I see one.
Well, I gained 50 with big D and 35 with Little P.
I'm sure losing the excess of only gaining 25 is pretty fucking easy.
I like her too. She's always been a little self-deprecating and seems to shun the spotlight unless she's promoting a film.
I do think some people hate her because she's the eternal popular girl from high school.
Submitted by rukiddingme on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:32pm.
From what I understand, it's recommended a woman gain 25-35 lbs
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I gained 25 lbs in an eight-month pregnancy in the early 80s, and my doctor just about had a fucking heart attack. A week before the Voodoo Chile arrived prematurely, he gave me a hellacious lecture, verging on threatening, about gaining any more weight. When she was born five weeks early weighing 5 lbs, 11 oz, he didn't apologize but said he was glad I'd gained what I had, since she didn't have a full baking period.
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"I don't know how to argue my existence with someone who has reviewed a gas station." ~~Laurie Notaro
I have nothing against her, but I agree, she can't act her way out of a paper bag, and maybe someone needs to tell her that, then she can get back in shape and stay relevant.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:21pm.
Virgin, please.
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lmao, ya just aaaain't gonna let that little gem go are ya Weezy...that's it, you want have sex right now, we'll do it right here on the floor in front of everyone!!??
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LMAO! Beb teases Whamo about when he thought he was a chick & everyone else teases him on his virginity, hahahahahhaa
*averts eyes at all the sexy-times going on these days!* ;p
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Submitted by saltydog on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:34pm.
And I don't think she is a good actress, but it always REALLY bugged me the way that Michael Bay et al trashed her in the press. It always seemed very sexist and unfair and I can't imagine any director ever talking about a male actor the way Bay talked about her.
Word. And when Steven Spielberg got into the act it made it even worse. Utter bullshit.
This is indeed a sad day, for her and us, because she sure can't act.
I'm convinced a surrogate had that kid. If she did, wouldn't she be lactating now?
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:34pm.
*pulls condom out with Jaws movie advertising on wrapper*
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Were they all out of King Kong ;-) ?
"In every school, there's always that one mom who picks her kid up with a plastic bag covering her rolled hair, torn sweats, stained house slippers and zit cream on her face. You know who you are and you know you ain't right for that."
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Not here. I always make my kids take the bus. I'll be there for you, I have your back, but I'm not your fucking slave. My neighbor has a kid who doesn't want to get up earlier to catch the bus, so she drives him every day and sits for 30 freaking minutes in bumper to bumper because his lazy ass doesn't want to get up. Life sucks, get the fuck up.
Disclaimer: I always wake my kids with kisses and "good morning" AFTER I've had my first cup of coffee. Second wake up is covers pulled off and the light on. They don't want to know what the third is, so they get up. (It's a cold rag on the face, BTW)
Submitted by mike on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:06pm.
She looks better without the artificially full lips
I was going to say that then saw your comment.
I think she was very pretty, almost beautiful before she blew up her lips and got a tad to thin.
JMO
Submitted by rukiddingme on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:32pm.
From what I understand, it's recommended a woman gain 25-35 lbs
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gain 25-35 LBS!? ahhhhh...well that explains it, I think Jessica Simpson thought that read gain 25-35 PEOPLE!
Back in the Dark Ages when I was born, Dr's wanted women to keep the pregnancy weight gain to about 10 lbs. Of course, drinking and smoking were allowed too so that probably kept the weight down, lol
I actually really like her, she's beautiful and it seems like she's a good step mom. Definitely girl crush.
I think both those quotes actually make her seem far more self aware than most people in Hollywood. Really, compare what she said to ANYTHING Demi Moore has done in the past year.
And I don't think she is a good actress, but it always REALLY bugged me the way that Michael Bay et al trashed her in the press. It always seemed very sexist and unfair and I can't imagine any director ever talking about a male actor the way Bay talked about her.
rukiddingme - she was pretty thin to begin with. I would think more around 35 would have been more of a healthy amount for her to have gained, but then again what do I know.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:21pm.
Virgin, please.
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lmao, ya just aaaain't gonna let that little gem go are ya Weezy...that's it, you want have sex right now, we'll do it right here on the floor in front of everyone!!??
*said in George Costanza voice*
*pulls condom out with Jaws movie advertising on wrapper*
From what I understand, it's recommended a woman gain 25-35 lbs. during pregnancy. What's the big deal about her gaining 23 lbs? Sounds about right for her size frame. http://www.webmd.com/baby/guide/healthy-weight-gain
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
Gotta say, I don't mind her. There are better actresses out there but her talent seems about average for pretty girls in H-Wood. I really liked her in Jennifer's Body. That flick was surprisingly enjoyable. Amanda Seyfried did a good job in it too.
I agree. The way people jump all over her makes them seem really really stupid or maybe just bitter or something.
Submitted by bigorexia on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:19pm.
I don't get why people hate her so much. She has such a great personality. She is hilarious and actually pretty clever. People misunderstand her eccentricity.
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