If you looked at those pictures of Demi Moore twerking her coochie lips off yesterday, then I’m sure you still smell like burnt hair from your lashes getting singed by the heat she was serving. Well, say goodbye to the rest of your lashes, because here’s some pictures of Demi’s rumored piece giving us some “Alice the Goon farting after sucking on a lemon” hotness on Miami Beach yesterday afternoon.
26-year-old Vito Schnabel is the art dealer son of Julian Schnabel and there’s rumors that Demi has been humping on him for a little while now. But while at some Art Basel event in Miami on Wednesday night, Vito told TMZ that he’s not boning Tater Head’s co-creator. However, a source tells Page Six that they are dating and Vito doesn’t want it to get out, because he’s a serious art dealer type and doesn’t want to be known as Demi’s cub. The source said, “Vito and Demi didn’t want to be pictured together. They want to keep their relationship as private as possible, and he is determined to be taken seriously in the art world rather than be known as a celebrity.”
Unless, Vito Schnabel finds a secret stash of Thomas Kinkade’s final works, I doubt he’ll ever be taken seriously in the art world. Any ho who says “I want to be taken seriously in the art world” out loud shouldn’t be taken seriously in the art world. And Vito is dumb for not wanting to be photographed with this:
Demi should leave Vito in the kindergarten art room she found him in and find herself another dude. There’s plenty of 20-something pieces who will openly and proudly hitch a ride on her twerk train.