Monday, December 10th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 7th!
Green, the artist formerly known as Pink, renews her vows with Carey Hart. - Rocket
Runners-up:
After Rainbow Brite's popularity began to wane in the late 1980s, Patty O'Green moved to Fresno and adopted an alternative lifestyle. - Trixster
Kazakhstani St Patricks Day always ended in tears instead of vomit, pregnancies and headaches. - El Bastardo
Cheri Oteri left SNL to perform Yuppie Hipster Skinhead weddings?! You win, economy! - cs182
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Congrats, winners! Rocket, simply awesome!
El B ♥
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Haha Rocket, I tole ya!
Congrats to mah el Bebe and alll the winners!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
What a bunch of stunt queens (these people, not the winners). Congrats!!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Congrats winners! Rocket, I was going to write something about Pink but yours was funnier so I didn't bother!
Yeah, the suspension wedding ceremony was all fun and games until that laughing bitch of a minister yelled "FIRE!"
Carey Hart delivers P!NK's baby via swing section...
Submitted by Half Empty:
"And with this cock ring, I thee wed."
LMFAO. I'm not even going to bother submitting a caption on this one if that's the competition.
Can someone get Nana a tissue?
Marriage has it's highs and lows, just hang in there!
Smart move getting a blind minister.
Ohman...why did I have to see this? Thank god it's not at the top of the page anymore...
*gag*
"And with this cock ring, I thee wed."
"Isn't one-and-only supposed to be like one? And only?"
That blonde chick isn't a pastor...she's a hooker.
That dude is HUNG!
Does this dress make me look crazy?
And at the moment that they exchanged their vows, Punk-a-billy was born.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Gangnam style is painful to listen to but Hangnam style is just painful. Never take off.
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"Jesus loves you" - Great thing to hear in a Church but horrific to hear in a Mexican prison
Kazakhstani St Patricks Day always ended in tears instead of vomit, pregnancies and headaches.
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The Odd Wife of Timothy Green.
Jesse James and future ex-wife Penny Nicole Dimes were saved from certain death by the branches of a well-placed tree when their parachute lines became entangled while hooking up during a celebrity sex tape stunt run amuck.
As the dieing plane survivors begged Dina Lohan to "go get help", she was lost in a blissful stupor wondering just how good these big green leaves would be to smoke.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
The Supreme Court took the unusual step of sending a judge to laugh in the face of the "Marriage is Between a Man and a Woman" crowd.
The "Marriage is Between a Man and a Woman" crowd suddenly got a lot less smug.
Chavril has really tried to "punk up" their image for the wedding.
Something old, something new, something dangling, something... EWWWW!
According to Brides Magazine - diamond clit bands are trending right now.
Their guests couldn't wait for the couple to get to the vows already....the suspense was killing them!
As the origami coach shouted directions, today's subjects put TAB A in SLOT B in the hopes of conceiving their very own Puerto Rican Pinata.
The pilot for "Green Mom" was universally panned by Okra Winfrey and other Hollywood grainmakers.
JUST.FUCKING.WHY????
Inspired by P!nk's "Try", this couple just ended up "Trying too hard".
P!nk and Carey Hart renewing their wedding vows during her Funhouse trapeze tour.
Nine months later, Adam Lambert was born.
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may place your clit ring on his Prince Albert to signify your everlasting bond
The first defendants in history who REQUESTED a Hanging Judge.
After Rainbow Brite's popularity began to wane in the late 1980s, Patty O'Green moved to Fresno and adopted an alternative lifestyle.
Someone, please, please tell Demi Moore her attempts at youthfulness are starting to get pathetic.
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I'm in a glass case of emotion!
It was like the couple were floating on air...
"He was a real catch!"
Music video director: "No, no, NO! I said, 'Someone who would catch PINK'S eye!'"
To catch a meth addict, you need the right bait.
The elusive Double Pain Ho.
I now pronounce you man and wife who finally got back at your dads....
They snagged each other before anyone else could.
Love,
Mabel
With this peen, I thee wed.
Pink finally found a way to get a guy to hang around.
You were rubbung the wrong place the whole time. Its actually tight here.......