And Gisele Bundchen Will Be Bikini Body Ready By Tomorrow

December 7, 2012 / Posted by:

The look of confusion is covering Tom Brady’s face this morning as he stares at the brush and a bottle of Dep gel, because he has to do his own hair this morning since Gisele Bundchen is busy with more important things like taking care of her newborn baby friend. Sometime yesterday, Gisele’s second kid checked out of her womb, sashayed down the internal catwalk called her birth canal and fell into a pool of Evian. Gisele posted a picture of a new baby hand and announced on Facebook last night that she birthed out her second kid and Tom Brady’s third.

We feel so lucky to have been able to experience the miracle of birth once again and are forever grateful for the opportunity to be the parents of another little angel. Vivian Lake was born at home on December 5. She is healthy and full of life. Thank you all for your support and well wishes. We wish you and your families many blessings .

Nos sentimos abençoados por poder experimentar o milagre do nascimento mais uma vez e somos eternamente gratos pela oportunidade de sermos pais de outro pequeno anjinho. Vivian Lake nasceu em casa, no dia 5 de dezembro. Ela é saudável e cheia de vida.
Obrigada a todos pelo suporte e boas vibrações. Desejamos a vocês e suas famílias muitas bênçãos.

Vivian Lake (which sort of sounds like the name of Veronica Lake’s brunette sister)! Get it? Vivian Lake. Gisele had a water birth, so Vivian was practically born in a lake! If you’re thinking that Gisele and Tom should’ve been more accurate and named her Vivian Bathtub or Vivian Kiddie Pool, you’re thinking wrong. Gisele and Tom have a lake in their backyard, pretty much, and I’m sure that’s where Vivian was born.

And that headline is totally wrong. I’m sure that as soon as Vivian Lake fell out of her body, a suction cup sound was heard as her stomach went flat again. The breastfeeding officer of the world is probably already back in a thong.

Here’s an 8 month pregnant Gisele in Miami early last month.

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