And Gisele Bundchen Will Be Bikini Body Ready By Tomorrow
The look of confusion is covering Tom Brady's face this morning as he stares at the brush and a bottle of Dep gel, because he has to do his own hair this morning since Gisele Bundchen is busy with more important things like taking care of her newborn baby friend. Sometime yesterday, Gisele's second kid checked out of her womb, sashayed down the internal catwalk called her birth canal and fell into a pool of Evian. Gisele posted a picture of a new baby hand and announced on Facebook last night that she birthed out her second kid and Tom Brady's third.
We feel so lucky to have been able to experience the miracle of birth once again and are forever grateful for the opportunity to be the parents of another little angel. Vivian Lake was born at home on December 5. She is healthy and full of life. Thank you all for your support and well wishes. We wish you and your families many blessings .
Nos sentimos abençoados por poder experimentar o milagre do nascimento mais uma vez e somos eternamente gratos pela oportunidade de sermos pais de outro pequeno anjinho. Vivian Lake nasceu em casa, no dia 5 de dezembro. Ela é saudável e cheia de vida.
Obrigada a todos pelo suporte e boas vibrações. Desejamos a vocês e suas famílias muitas bênçãos.
Vivian Lake (which sort of sounds like the name of Veronica Lake's brunette sister)! Get it? Vivian Lake. Gisele had a water birth, so Vivian was practically born in a lake! If you're thinking that Gisele and Tom should've been more accurate and named her Vivian Bathtub or Vivian Kiddie Pool, you're thinking wrong. Gisele and Tom have a lake in their backyard, pretty much, and I'm sure that's where Vivian was born.
And that headline is totally wrong. I'm sure that as soon as Vivian Lake fell out of her body, a suction cup sound was heard as her stomach went flat again. The breastfeeding officer of the world is probably already back in a thong.
Here's an 8 month pregnant Gisele in Miami early last month.
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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 9:53pm.
Fuck that entitled bitch and the Patriots. Go BEARS!!!!!!!!
Blow me, Tuck Rule.
*joins Dion in shoving the Tuck Rule up Bellicheat's and Roger Goodell's dirty cheating asses
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I think it's funny that she advocates home birth when in her home country, Brazil, home births are done by the poor. The majority of well off women in Brazil get scheduled c-sections. Where did this nut get off on home births? Got to be some American thing she picked-up. Bet her own mother had her as a c-section.
Fuck that entitled bitch and the Patriots. Go BEARS!!!!!!!!
Blow me, Tuck Rule.
Congrats on your "home birth" bitch. If I would have chosen my birth experience over the well being of my daughter, I would have a dead baby or a CP baby. Cord wrapped everywhere--impossible to deliver vaginally and thank GOD I had facilities available to deliver her via c-section emergently in 13 minutes. Still blue at birth but pinked up and now 13 and perfect. Fuck those bitches that want to make birth about themselves. Welcome to motherhood--the child comes first.
Well said ambienAnnie. Thank you. Pregnancy is no excuse to turn into a hambeast.
meh, I looked that fit when I was 8 months pregnant. The OB (a woman) who was on call, and delivered my son said (as she was stitching me up) "she's ready for a bikini right now." I'll admit, I worked out every day, even on the day my water broke, lifted free weights every other day, and did 100 squats every day, so I can kind of see where Giz is coming from with the "pregnant women need to keep themselves fit during pregnancy to look good and have an easy labor." The BFing thing, however, was not for me. Although I did give it a go for a few months.
Also, not a fan of the name Vivian. Sounds too old and dusty. Or maybe she's trying to annoy Angie J. Either way, not a fan of her or Tom.
Go Packers!
Did they need a finger scale to weigh Vivian? Giselle only looks half pregnant at 8 months.
Is Gisele still trying to steal Bridget Moynahan's kid?
Ugh. This Kunt? When she gonna start barfing out advice, because she's the most perfect mommy om the f*cking planet.
Another Latina here, and I agree that Portuguese is so much like Spanish... I feel the same way about Italian.
And fuck these two. Especially him and his team, and his cheating-ass sourpuss coach. Grr.
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
She's 8 months pregnant there?! That other woman's thigh is the same size as Gis' belly.
She's smug and insufferable, and her association with T. Brady has diluted him of his former attractiveness in my opinion.
Can't stand these two overrated famewhores.
Vivian is my daughter's name, so I cannot hate on it. It's even spelled the same way. (She was named after my grandmother.)
every time i see giz, i think of the fact that her family could be escaped nazis that landed in brazil and are pretending to be latina...
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I have said it before and I will continue to say it until she falls of a catwalk and ends her career forEVER...
Giselle = distressed giraffe
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Sigh, I remember looking all cute and tiny like that the first time I was pregnant. The second time, I turned into a Beluga whale, whaaaahhhh...
boooooooooooo fuck the patriots go niners go raiders
Re: baby -- yay
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Congrats and all that. Please don't share more...
"sashayed down the internal catwalk called her birth canal and fell into a pool of Evian" - lol MK!
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Yes her body will be back into bikini shape by tomorrow and if your body isn't the same way the day after you have a kid then you are doing it wrong.
-Gisele logic
Wasn't Tom still with his ex when he started dating Giselle? I don't remember, but I really hate her sanctimonious ass. I've never understood that whole "she's an outspoken, mouthy bitch, but that's just her culture so it's ok!" thing, like that excuses people for saying whatever the fuck they want and if she was white it wouldn't be acceptable. I've heard this before elsewhere.*********************
Yes. And the "lovely" Giselle put it out in an interview that she would date/was attracted to him and the rest is history.
Wasn't Tom still with his ex when he started dating Giselle? I don't remember, but I really hate her sanctimonious ass. I've never understood that whole "she's an outspoken, mouthy bitch, but that's just her culture so it's ok!" thing, like that excuses people for saying whatever the fuck they want and if she was white it wouldn't be acceptable. I've heard this before elsewhere.
We feel so lucky to have been able to experience the miracle of birth once again and are forever grateful for the opportunity to be the parents of another little angel.
Eh. I bet they are those kind of parents. You know, the ones that overshare way too much on Facebook and momjack every single post.
From her wiki article:
"The New York Times dubbed her "The Typhoid Mary of the Web"."
LMAO
Sorry but Gis is an overbearing beyotch. What makes her think that because she looks amazing in clothes that any of us would give two shits about her beliefs in child care? When she went off about how breast feeding should be mandatory, I about hurled. Oh, and she's an expert in football too. I mean, who didn't know that you "can't throw the ball and catch it too"? Just because you have an opinion on a topic doesn't mean you should scream it to the world.
Remember Gizz's original nose and boobs? Why hasn't she come out and offered her advice on natural-looking plastic surgery, too? She's certainly an expert on that.
Submitted by girlfromipanema on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:18pm.
We're passionate, loud, and outspoken. I do think she expresses herself a lot better in Portuguese than English... Or maybe it's just that Portuguese is more expressive.
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I feel you. I think it's a Latin thing in general. Some of my non-Latino friends would take great offense at how we address ourselves, terms of endearment, etc.
Ugh. I can't with her.
But I must say, she is TRULY LUCKY and has good genes if she looks like that at 8 months preggo.
I was pregnant during/after the Octo-Tragedy, and people were always asking me "How many are in there?" which...RUDE!
I never thought that she was that great looking and then her sanctimonius BS statements made it worse. Def one of those women who thinks they're the first time mom ever.
What can I say? I love her. Always have, always will. She and my dad are from the same area. I grew up with a lot of outspoken women who believe in and value a lot of the things she does (a Brazilian thing?). We're passionate, loud, and outspoken. I do think she expresses herself a lot better in Portuguese than English... Or maybe it's just that Portuguese is more expressive.
Congrats to them on the new baby friend.
ETA: WTF?! I hope that nurse/receptionist story is false. Please let it be false.
WHOA about that hospital nurse thing.
I am confused though... are they saying that the woman who killed herself was the one who initially answered the phone and transferred the call to a nurse, OR was she the nurse who answered all the questions the DJs asked??
Also, Gisele can SUCK IT. I've hated her since her breastfeeding rant.
What the fuck?! Why would someone kill themselves over a radio prank? She left behind a husband and two kids?! What a disgusting waste of a life...
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Douchechill!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:57am.
the hospital receptionist that got tricked by that Kate Middleton prank has killed herself!!!!!
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PLEASE tell me you're joking.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:57am.
the hospital receptionist that got tricked by that Kate Middleton prank has killed herself!!!!!
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holy shit....that's terrible.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
BB, the DJ's should kill themselves next!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Snowy, that is absolutely awful. Can you imagine how they are going to try to spin this?
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:39am.
MY HUSBAND CANNOT THROW THE BABY AND CATCH THE BABY AT THE SAME TIME!
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Classic!
I know she photographs beautifully, but I still think she's fug.
And that Alfalfa hairdo is not doing him any favors.
the hospital receptionist that got tricked by that Kate Middleton prank has killed herself!!!!!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
That poor woman, that's horrible.
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2244608/Kate-Middleton-hospital-...
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Home birth right. That place has a doctor's lounge and a NICU.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:43am.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:42am.
You're right; it sounds like French.
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I saw "City of God", and thought Portugeese was (1) absolutely beautiful and (2) freakishly like French.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:42am.
You're right; it sounds like French.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:39am.
LOL! Monday night: game of the year.
who is that ravishing beauty in the pics with her? I hope it's her Mom, LOL
Gizz should befriend Abi Maria from Survivor, they are both man faced cunty mcCunts from Brazeeeeeeeel
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:33am.
Portuguese is so close to Spanish that it's not funny. It's, it's ... close.
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It's weird. I have a good handle on Spanish and am now learning Portuguese...the two look really similar but don't SOUND anything alike. The pronunciation is funky.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
who the hell needs a house that big? (except Brangie)
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Um, this bitch still has ab muscles on the side?
MY HUSBAND CANNOT THROW THE BABY AND CATCH THE BABY AT THE SAME TIME!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Now that she's busy being a mother with a couple of kids, Gisele might spare us some of her ridiculous pronouncements.
Holy shit THAT HOUSE! Gizz calls it "environmentally friendly" - gah!